Chapter one: Molly (not the drug)
Once upon a time, there was a human named Molly. Molly lived in the Mushroom Kingdom and was attendant to Princess Peach. One day, Princess Peach was murdered, but by who? This villain, known as Taco Cheese left a ransom note with whom they planned to murder next. This poor victim was Maya. Molly had to stop this from happening and went to go visit the keeper of the rats. She was known as Lara. Lara mixed together a potion to give Molly superhuman powers, and before Molly could embark on this journey to save Maya, she needed God's blessing. "Oh, great Miranda, please bless my soul, for I will sneeze as loud as a troll. The god named Miranda gave Molly the blessing and sent her on her way with two sidekicks. These sidekicks were known as Google and Thistle. Thistle with the power to scavenge and smell, and Google with the power of knowledge and chivalry. These three set out on a journey but remembered what Lara told them before they departed. She said, "Remember, whenever you lose one another, you will always be able to find your way back by chanting HEE HOO". God and Lara watched as they made their way to their doom.