MARVEL DC MYTHOLOGICAL AGE
Chapter 1 – Tears of Fire
It was 3000 BC! The gods of the Egypt was developing the people, teaching them to farm, build pyramids, establish themselves. There was eight gods, the godoade. They were having a last conversation in Egypt:
The Egyptians learned enough! It's time for us to leave!
All agreed, but, in the night, two of them had a conversation:
You are too quiet, my husband – said Kauket to Kuk!
He remained silent! Kauket said:
We are immortal, but we get bored! I get bored easily! Tell me, you don't want to leave the Egypt? Do you?
Kuk looked at her! Thought for a while if he should answer and reflected that his wife would detect a lie! He finally said:
No, I don't!
It was her time to be silent! But she was a goddess of action and said:
It's because of the woman?
Silence.
Is it?
Silence!
How can you? You prefer a woman over a goddess?
Another silence!
Very well, then! Be with her! I relieve you!
Kuk looked at her and said:
Just like that?
I told you I am a goddess of action!
There was another silent moment and Kuk looked at her! Hesitated! Like every man that is about to leave his wife! But, he left! She looked while he was going and when he crossed the door, she finally showed her true emotions and felled in a deep sorrow! Tears flew from her eyes! Tears of fire! She, like Kuk, was a goddess of fire! When she cried, little sparks of fire felled from her eyes and gained the sky! And her bad mood was quickly felt over all Egypt! The country became very, very hot! The other six gods felt the sorrow and the goddess Naunet came to her:
I understand your sorrow, but the love of Kuk for the empress Merneith is the fulfillment of a prediction!
What prediction?
He will generate a daughter and a son with her! The daughter will control the storms and the man will unite the upper and lower Egypt! He will be the first pharaoh!
What is a pharaoh?
The emperor of the Egypt!
Kauket looked at her comrade and said:
Then, some good will come from this?
Yes, the Egyptians will be very powerful!
CHAPTER 2 – Time destroys space
Meanwhile, in Greece, the primary gods were leaving too. The Primeval Age was finishing and the Mythological Age was beginning. And in Greece, like in Egypt, the end and the beginning was about sex…
The goddess Gaea reunited her sons and asked:
- Which of you will remove the testicles of your father?
Silence. No Titan would dare challenge Space, god of everywhere. But there is always one...
Kronus, the titan that controlled time said:
- I will mutilate him!
The goddess of Earth looked and alerted her son:
- I advise you that you have to release your brothers, the Hecatonchiros!
- Of course! Now, tell me how we will remove the testicles of daddy!
- You must attack him at dawn, when he, the Space, the Sky above us, lands on me, the Earth! You will attack him with a special metal called adamantium!
The scheme was simple! The titans withdrew and waited the sun get down! When the space, also called Sky, the one that saw it all, but didn't saw his conspirators, felled over the Earth, thirsty for her sex, Kronus paralyzed the time and attacked with the knife of adamantium and gave a powerful blow, taking of the penis of his father. A terrible scream was heard and the clouds became a mouth asking why. Kronus answered:
- Because time destroys everything, all the space! That's my nature!
Gaea appeared: while the Sky took the shape of a old's man face and said! You are quite blind to someone that sees it all, my husband! I was planning this for a long time!
He repeated a why and she answers:
- You question me that? You banned my sons!
- Only the ugly ones!
- They are my sons and you pay for what you did to them!
The Space wanted to know one last thing:
- Why do you care so much for them?
- You call them uglies! They are! But only i know what i suffered to generate them! Every one of them is a fruit of the numerous rapes that you did to me all these years! You rejected them because you don't want to see your evil in them! But i tell you are a monster much worse than them! They know the meaning of the word loyalty!
And the Sky felled! He screamed while his blood inundated the water! All the titans went to see the scene! When he stopped screaming, he died! Suddenly, his life force went out of his body and went to the sky! Gaea recognized him at far:
- His spirit is in a distant planet now: Uranus!
The titans stood silent! Gaea pronounced:
- Very well, Kronus! Time reigns now over Earth! Time is the first material dimension and now it is the ruler of Greece!
- Sure i do said him moving at light speed and snapping her in the face:
She was about to fall, but controlled the land on the ground and a giant hand stop her from falling! She looked at her ungrateful son! He smiled at her! She said:
- You made a terrible mistake,son! He who attacks the land where he came is cursed! You will have the same fate of your father!
- I control time, mother! If my time ends, i make it happen again! Hahaha!
And he gave his back calling his brothers! She looked at him going and to the blood on the river! There was a lot of sperm in the water! She smiled:
- I will have a last son with the Sky! And she put as much sperm as she could on her vagina! She felt it fecundate and smiled:
- It's a girl! Aphrodite she will be, goddess of love! She have all the sperm of the Sky! She will be a powerful goddess! And i will use her to destroy you the same way you destroyed your father!
CHAPTER 3 – The born of Asgard
But the betrayal of Kronus taught a lesson to Gaea: never play his trust in one pawn. She returned to the man that gave her the adamantium knife: Odin! He lived in the region that today is called Germany! He was her lover! The Sky, the Space had sex with her in the nights! In the days, Odin was her lover, but he called her Jord! She said she needs a weapon to defeat time! That was a challenge worth of Odin! He looked at her and said:
We need a place to live! A solid one! One for the Aesir, my people!
What people? There are just you and your two brothers! You kill everybody around!
I didn't kill you!
For sexual reasons!
Even so! Well, we are like gods in here! We three! So, we want to live above all! We want to live in a giant tree! Can it be done?
Gaea looked at him and said:
For a price!
Oh, yes, the weapon to beat time!
Yes!
Sure!
Gaea stood uncertain.
How you will beat time?
Easy!
Tell me!
I will make a weapon that controls the weather! He still have to breath! He can't leave the planet! To beat time, you need to be everywhere because he have to be somewhere! To beat time, you need to be space! As tie destroys space, space destroys time
Gaea looked! That was a good plan! How could a barbarian like that be so wise?
Now, to our tree! Yggdrasil will be her name! I want many vines! At every vine, there will be a people generated by me and you!
Gaea liked the idea, loved to have sex with Odin! And so, they had sex! Kronus suspected, but as predicted for Odin, he didn't found them! He could control time, but not knowledge! There was a secret hideout that Kronus didn't found! Even looking for a whole generation! Gaea generated a seed! That seed was planted and with time, begun to get out of the ground! In 10 years, it was enormous, took the sky! Kronus noticed! He knew that tree had something to do with Gaea and wanted to kill it! He aged the tree! But…It wasn't destroyed. Gaea smiled:
So, you met something that Time can't destroy, didn't you?
Kronus looked furious and Gaea completed:
This tree is a symbol of love, and love can't be destroyed by time, son! Not a true love!
Kronus asked:
Her fruit is poison to me?
Yes, and to all that don't tasted true love!
Kronus looked again and left! He was practically the king of the world! He didn't like to lose! He gave his back! Gaea looked and said:
Go, fool! This tree and the fruits that will born from it, will end your time!