Hey there this is my second Konosuba one-shot, I got this idea from the "April Fools" episode of Kenan and Kel and Aqua' attempts to break Kazuma out of jail. Yes I know it's late but believe it or not I had trouble remembering a character's name to fit this scenario. I could have tried to look it up but I get somewhat lazy after I get off work but enough about me onward to the one-shot.
I don't own Konosuba nor Kenan and Kel
Alternate Scene: Jailbreak attempt
In the jail cell Kazuma is leaning on the bars with a blank expression on his face thinking Sure is lonely since they threw Axel back onto the streets I wouldn't mind some company.
As if to answer his prayers or further punish him for his perverted deeds Hey!! he notices Aqua walking up to the cell carrying a cake with an obvious saw embedded in it and loud whispers to him "Psst Kazuma overhear I brought you a cake I SAW that you might be hungry that's what I SAAWW!".
"Aqua for Eris' sake put that away" Kazuma responds while noticing that Investigator Sena walking up to them all the while Aqua continues while nonchalantly winking "It's a cake, eat it, I just hope it doesn't BREAK YOU OUT."
"Hehe I don't know her, Aqua would you stop with the cake" Kazuma responds, panicking because Sena is right behind Aqua with two guards.
"Don't you get it you hikineet it's not a real cake I put a saw in it so you can saw through the bars and be free, I guess your simple mortal mind can't grasp the will of the Genius Goddess Aqua" Aqua says with her chest unaware of the officers hearing everything she's saying.
Kazuma responds frustratingly with a palm to the face "Aqua I can see the saw, EVERYONE CAN SEE THE SAW".
"Really" Aqua responds with a surprised look on her face.
"Yes it's true" Sena says while Aqua turns around in shock then one of the guards takes the cake while Sena says "And it's a clear attempt at a jailbreak which is illegal" Sena then laughs jokingly while Aqua laughs along nervously.
Sena then has the othe guard open Kazuma's cell.
"Oh see Kazuma they're setting you free, clearly they realize they're witnessins a Genius Goddess' divine-" Aqua is interrupted and Sena proceeds to kick Aqua on her bare butt into the cell right into Kazuma causing both to tumble to the ground with Aqua on top of Kazuma her boobs on his face.
Kazuma reponds, unaffected because it's Aqua, sarcastingly "good going Aqua"
Aqua gets up dusting herself off. "Don't worry I have a plan B"
Aqua goes up to the bars rubbing her stomach "Hello can i have that cake"
"I don't think so Genius Goddess" Sena responds while walking away.
Aqua in typical fashion breaks down and cries, starts shaking Kazuma wailing.
"Waaahhh Kauma they know!"
Wahaa! I miss my solitude Kazuma thinks while tearing up.
Well that's the end. Love to hear some reviews as I said in the first one-shot constructive criticism is acceptable.