Lara Croft's Naughty Night
Authors Saxy Nots: This story is for adults only!1 Not anyone under 18 can read this story cause it is very erottic and sex and hot. IF you a femme fatale or Sex Man or Big Daddy you wil realy get this story. Lets begin!
Lara Croft was in her mansion and not doing that much because she had not found any moar ruined to explore and because she has finshed alll her resherch and deflated all the evil cults. So there was not much to do until a new case came to her or a new ancnheint artact or myster was discovered.
So she had to do boring tings like order shoing cause her butler cuoldnt cause had break his leg in a penicl sharping acendent. So Lara called the milk man and he came and he was so hot and an saxy he had huge muscles and hary chess and arms. He is six feet tall with had a face like bruce cambel and abs like arnold swarodsnigger. He name was Mickey Milk
"Did you get teh milk" said Lara "nah babe the milk tanker was blown up by Viking terroists and tried to fight them of as best as I cold but they belw it up so no milk" sad Mickey Milk.
"I no wear you can get some very fresh milk" said Lara Croft in a ultra sexy voice and thre of her top and unleashed her masive breasts. "Oh Yeah baby" said Mickey Milk drooling at here massive boobs and than he grabed Lara's great boobs wit his hariy hands and stated milking her and he milked wel cause he is an expret at milking. Lara Croft has such power breasts that Mickey Milk go ten pints from her and they were still not shrink in size to much so Lara cold make much moar milk. "Wow those are thre most impresiv boobs I have sean" said Mickey Milk. "Jusr wait to you sea mah other 'features'" said Lara Croft "grrr" Mickey Milk roared eroticly.
Than he said with a chinky grin "time to make some bacon" and he got out bacon and eggs and put them on Lara Croft naeked body and she is so hot and sexy that the becon and eggs fryed on her nude body. Than the Mickey Milk say with his stong voice "Now its time to put mah 'sasuage' in your 'egg boiler'" and Lara say "oh lets sea what you got big boy" Lara said back sexy dareing him. So the Mickey Milk put his member in Lara Crofts folds (virgna) pantrated that sweet fruit and start goeing in deep. He rode Lara like a thing posessed and Lara was hacing much organsm that she cold not evant breave "Oh my gods! Derper! Derper!" Lara Yelled as she was exloding in pleaseure.
They did in the hege mase, in the celler, in the fridge, in the swiming pool and in the obstiucled cauose and then Mickey Milk filled Laras womb wit his 'extra salty batter'. Lara and Mickey Milk had real great sex and she orgasmed man times "you realy whisked my eggs" Lara Croft said and the Mickey Milk said "I no babby" and than he wink and like the wind he was gong.
Than Lara Croft herd about a rare artifact that was hiden in a cave and so she had to go to find it.
So Lara Croft went to the forrest where there was a lumberjeck and hunter who spent his time ccutting down trees and drinking vodka and hunting tiggers and killing bares with his bear hands because he is realy big and musle wit long blonde hair and a big blonde beard and he is was also seven foot taal. He is name Wild Man Karl.
"Da I can show you way to cawe vhere zhe artifact ist" Wild Man Karl said "maybe you cold explore my 'cave' first" Lara Croft said in a suduvtive voice "prepair youself 4 deep deep pentration" he said in a masscline voice. Thant unleased his monster cook that the forrest creatures who saw it fainted with shock and Lara was so turned on that she was making a river on the ground that spurted out her virgina. Than the Lumberjack drank some of tat sweet water and said "da fresh for zhe spring". Than teh Wild Man Karl and Lara had great he feeled Lara masive breasts and robbed her naples untl tey wers as hard as dimonds. He also fel the their amzing large shampe that were at least a h cup and it was claer way men wear fasinated wit Lara Crofts breasts. He evan squish them to make the milk com out so he cold drink striaght from the sorce.
Than he felt Lara amzing baby makeing hips were so wide that they that cold repuopulate the human race if it were almost wide uout! And that felt her slim muslecy wast that gavce her the power to jump down so many tumbs. Than sex he put his 'spear' in her 'weapon rack' and they started drilling deeper than an oil ring trill his member pentrated her wom. "OH mah Goooodnesssssssss!" Lara cried and they were doing great sex. The Wild Man Karl got to explore every inch of Lara's 'cave' and than got to cliamb her gaint 'hills' beacuse he was holding on to those massive titites. Lara croft orgamsed many times loving every seoncd of their sweet sweet pasion.
They did it cowboy stlye and lying down and in the forest and in the treetops and in the waterfool and in the lake. THey also did reverse cowgirld and stading up and 69ing (its refanced in gta alot) and spider stlye and they even did Annals Sex!. It was really sexy and hot but in the middle of it Lara got call from her butler and when he saw this he swoond "oh may oh un ladylike" he said and fainted. Than Lara Croft said asked somtihng to Wild Man Karl "Da pussycat" he said "can yo come in side me" Lara Croft say "Jawoh fraulein" and filled Laras womeb wit his tick ropes of com.
Than they finshed have the sax the Wild Man Karl had realy filleded Lara Croft's 'hole' wit a new kid of 'river' and she was given a great sexy time. So thant they went to the knew cave but had to go trew the desert and jungle and rain forest and antratica and moutains and they had great sex in all of these places doing a sex tour them. Than they soon anf found the anchinet artifact in the cave and Lara was just about to pick it up when there was an voice and a mussiculre man with abs of steel came out and said "I have bean wating for somone to claim this artifact for nearly two thosands year but before you can have it you musterd pass a test". "A test cold it be a riddle or challange" siad Lara Croft "No I have never a woman in thousands of years and now I can again so you must please me so I can pass to the psrit wrold happy" the achient man said.
So Lara took other her clothes unsleashing her huge breasts and goddess level virgina and the acheint man unleadsed his God Teir Willy that even put the Wild Man Karl's to shame. Than he felt Lara Crofts amzing boobs and sucks milk out of all of them and did tity sex wit them. Than he gace Lara croft a panknig abd covered her in teh oil used firo sex rites that mad her super horny and mad every touch fel like organsm. Than he felt her mzing thighs and wonderful boady and fantastic breasts agains.
He thatn went down on her and delvoled that puss like a Lion dolvers a lam dirng and eating her womanly clear virgina fuilds that were spreaing out like a ocean. Thant he spat on hads to lubircate his willy and layed seige to her "fortress" with his 'batering ran" and they had amzing sex. While at the same time he was slaping her 'hills'. He was laying seige to her 'castl' ebut it was a segie she wanted to hapon and cruse it felt so so good. They did it on the alter in the crypt in the trap room in the throne room in barak and evan in teh old theratre. He flooded Laras sweet thighs and woaomb wit his speam seeman! It was the hottest archolgy session that anyone had ever sean and they video it and uploaded it to teh interwebz so that evant bankers and rich cebls who sawed tis video would want to become arholgogy. Even pepole who hated old buidlings and books and artfacts wanted to become lik Indian Jones or Lara Croft.
The acheint man than went to live in nearby city and became a film actor and porn actor and most hansom man but he also did tours of the cave place. Than Lara Croft took the artifct to her personal muesem and to the expert on artifacts who loked at it "Wow! Your butt realy got you to mak a big breakthrough tis time" Dr Dick Long say and everybody luaghed cause it was funny pun.
The Sexxxy Ends?