"Okay, Lola!" Lana called. "It's your turn! I'm ready!"
"Okay, Lana!" Lola responded. "Here I come!" She then ran and leaped over Lana, which showed the two were playing Leap Frog.
"Nice landing!" Lana smiled. She then rolled and leaped then suddenly landed on her head and hands. "Darn, I missed!" she whined. "Lola, look out for my body!" They both fell off a mountain and landed on a nest.
"Lana, maybe we should play something that involves less thinking," Lola suggested.
"Okay," Lana responded.
"Hey!" Lola smiled. "Maybe we can play a game with this ball that was buried under here!"
"Ball!" Lana smiled. "Let me see it!" When Lana walked to the ball, it turned into an old dog. "What a weird ball," she commented.
"Well, who knows how long it..." Lola began. Before she could finish her sentence, she knew what Lana meant. "AAH!" she shrieked. "Mother of God! Get away from me! Get away from me!"
"There's nothing to be afraid of, Lola," Lana told her. "It's just a little dog. See?"
"You're right, Lana," Lola said, feeling better. "I'm sorry we destroyed your nest, little dog. I promise it won't happen again." The dog then rubbed its head on Lola's hand. "Look, Lana!" Lola smiled with love.
"Looks like he's taking fancy to you," Lana smiled.
"Yeah," Lola responded. "Hey! Why don't we invite Mr. Kibbles to stay at our place? At least until his nest grows back."
"That sounds delightful!" Lana smiled. A few minutes later, they arrived at the Loud House.
"Cliff!" Lola called, knocking on the door. "Make yourself descent!" she giggled. "You have a visitor." Cliff was asleep, so he just awoken to Lola's call. "Cliff, wake up," Lola said while opening the door. She then whispered, "That's right, just bring it in here. Careful, careful now. That's right."
Cliff then meowed at Lola.
"Oh, hi, Cliff, are you ready to meet your new friend?" Lola asked.
Cliff then meowed again.
"That's right, say hello to Mr. Kibbles," Lola smiled, showing Mr. Kibbles, causing Cliff to hiss at him, and then Mr. Kibbles barked at him, leading them to growl at each other.
"Something tells me they don't like each other," Lana said to her twin.
"Come on, now," Lola snapped at the two animals. "Guys, come on. Let's touch soft spots in a friendly manner. See? You're just saying hi. That's right. There you go, that's it. Oh, I knew you could get along. There, there you go. See? Friends." Cliff then attacked Lola. "Oh, my goodness!" Lola said in shock. "Oh, Lana, please do something! AAH!"
"Uh, Lola, I'll be in our room," Lana said, walking up the stairs. "See you later now."
"Okay, Lana, see you later then," Lola responded. "AAH!"
It is now bedtime.
"All right, Cliff, just so there isn't more upset, I'm gonna ask that you sleep on the guest newspaper tonight, and Mr. Kibbles is going to be sleeping here with me," Lola told Cliff. Cliff then growled at Mr. Kibbles as Lola picked him up. "Now, now, Cliff, there's no need to protest." Lola said, opening the door. She then turned on the lights. "See? I set it all nice just for you. There you are." As she left, she said, "Night, Cliff." Then she closed the door.
Cliff meowed in response.
The next morning, Lola was still sleeping, but then woke up because she heard some howling.
"Oh, sounds like Lana is having one of her night fits again," Lola assumed. "I'll just grab the room divider." But then she still heard the howling. "Mr. Kibbles!" Lola shrieked. She then removed the newspaper to reveal him mourning, and a big belly, meaning he's giving birth. "Whoa!" Lola said, worriedly. "I'm gonna go get help! Whatever's wrong with you, don't move! Just, uh, read the sports section or something."
Later that day, Lola was with Lana.
"He's in here!" Lola said in one breath. Lana then entered the door. "Oh! I can't watch!"
"Lola," Lana said.
"Yes?" Lola asked.
"Something tells me that Mr. Kibbles is actually a Mrs. Kibbles," Lana said, showing Lola some newborn puppies that look like Mr. Kibbles.
"Oh!" Lola smiled. "Lana, it's a miracle."
"That it is," Lana agreed.
"Wait till Cliff sees."
"Yeah!" Lana agreed. "Wait till..."
"See, Cliff?" Lola asked. "Right in here. They're gone asleep."
Mrs. Kibbles and Cliff then growled at each other once again.
"Looks like they still aren't quite used to each other," Lana told Lola.
"Well, these things take time," Lola told her twin.
Cliff and Mrs. Kibbles then got into a fight.
"Duck and cover!" the twins yelled, hiding behind Lola's bed.
"This town is getting too rough for me," Lana said in fear.
Cliff and Mrs. Kibbles chased each other until outside the front door.
Cliff meowed at Mrs. Kibbles 3 times.
Then Mrs. Kibbles got on a bus.
"He's chased her away!" Lola shrieked. "Now who will take care for her abandoned litter of adorable newborn infants?"
"Well, maybe you could take care of them," Lana suggested.
"I dunno, Lana," Lola told her twin. "I've never seen Cliff that upset."
"Cl...who?"
"Nope, you and I are just gonna have to find loving homes for each and every one of these little guys," Lola suggested. "Right, Lana?" She then heard the door slam. "Lana?" Lola asked again. She then noticed Lana was gone. Later that day, Lola was at Mr. Grouse's house. "Don't worry, little guys," she said. "Mr. Grouse is a really good friend of mine, and he really likes pets."
Mr. Grouse then opened the door, then yawned, "Lola, what are you doing here? Don't you know that it's 7:00 in the morning?"
"Mr. Grouse, I came over with a very special surprise."
"Don't you know that it's 7:00 in the morning?" Mr. Grouse repeated.
"How would you like to have your very own pet baby puppies?" Lola asked in excitement.
"Don't you know that it's 7:00 in the..." Mr. Grouse said, but then asked, "baby what?"
"Baby puppies," Lola repeated. "See? Aren't they just adorable at that age?"
Mr. Grouse then held one of the puppies until he puked all over his face.
"So, how many do you want?" Lola asked. Mr. Grouse then slammed the door on Lola's face, so she decided to walk to her teacher, Mrs. Higgens's house.
"Yes?" Mrs. Higgens asked. "Oh, it's you, Lola. What are you, uh, doing here? And not that the teacher's most enthusiastic student isn't welcome in her house."
"Good morning, Mrs. Higgens," Lola smiled.
"It almost was," Mrs. Higgens sighed.
"Would you like a baby puppy?"
"A what?" Mrs. Higgens asked. She then looked at the puppies and shrieked, "AAH!" Then she punched a hole through the door.
"Uh, I'll just come back later, Mrs. Higgens," Lola said. "Have a nice day!"
Mrs. Higgens then looked at her hand, noticing it was all red because she punched the hole through her own door, so she said, "I hate Mondays."
"Don't worry, little puppies," Lola said. "I know a place where we can go to find homes for every single one of you." She then walked inside the supermarket and said, "Good morning, ma'am. How are you today? Could I interest you in some..." Before Lola could finish her sentence, the lady walked away. Then she heard some whistling. "That whistling. It's Bobby Santiago! Hi, Bobby, what are you up to?"
"Do I know you?" Bobby asked.
"Probably not," Lola responded.
"I was just picking up some dietary supplements here at the supermarket," Bobby answered. "I've been working on my chest... and buns."
"So I see," Lola smiled.
"Well, catch you later."
"Oh, Bobby, wait."
"No time now," Bobby told Lola. "Somewhere, there's sand that needs kicking."
"Okay," Lola sighed. "I was just gonna see if you wanted one of these poor, lonely baby puppies."
"Baby puppies?" Bobby asked.
"Well, yeah!" Lola smiled.
"I'll take them off your hands."
"Really?"
"Sure, why not?" Bobby asked. "That's just what the nutritionist ordered: dog meat!" He was just getting ready to eat the puppies.
"Bobby, no!" Lola yelled, taking the box of puppies out of Bobby's hands.
"Nice hustle!" Bobby commented.
With that, the box landed in the middle of the intersection, with an 18 wheeler heading straight for it. "AAH!" Lola screamed in a shrilly way. Then she jumped in front of the truck. She slid down, pulled the vent apart, and then crawled inside. She pulled out 3 plugs, then peeked outside. The truck was still going. Then she noticed a loose screw. She unscrewed it completely with a wrench, causing the engine to fall out of the bottom of the truck and the truck to stop completely, in the nick of time.
"Oh, little puppies, I'm so glad you're safe," Lola smiled. "Now let's go see about finding those homes I promised." Then her phone rang. "Hello?" she answered.
"Lola, it's Lincoln," Lincoln answered. "I've been looking all over for you. You're 3 hours late for our pageant rehearsal!"
"AAH!" Lola shrieked again.
"Hello?" Lincoln asked.
Lola ran to the Loud House out of breath. "I'm sorry, Lincoln, I came as fast as I could..."
"Lola, are you sure you're feeling shipshape?" Lincoln asked.
Lola panted, "I'm sorry, Lincoln. Lana and I rescued an old dog, and it had puppies and got chased away. Now I've got to find them all a place to live."
"Puppies?" Lincoln asked.
"Yeah," Lola answered.
"Let me see."
"Really?"
"Yeah, come on, let me see them," Lincoln told his sister. "I like puppies."
"Well, okay," Lola blushed.
"Hey there, little fellas!" Lincoln smiled. Then he looked inside the box and said, "Come to..." Before he could say another word, one of the puppies puked all over him.
"Oh, he likes you!" Lola smiled.
Lincoln got very angry, so he yelled, "Get those disgusting animals out of the house right now!" Lola was very shocked by his reaction, so she ran out of the house sobbing. "Yuck!" Lincoln said, displeased.
Lola decided to move into a garbage can with the puppies, and was really depressed. "Oh well," she sighed. "At least I still have you guys. Then one of the dogs puked on her as a garbage truck stopped by.
Garbage man #1 then said, "Hmm..." as he removed some of the puke off of Lola's face with 2 fingers and sniffed it.
"What is it?" Garbage man #2 asked.
"I'd recognize this puke anywhere," Garbage man #1 responded. "It comes from a Fila Brastileiro, one of the rarest dog breeds."
"Dude, those things are worth a fortune," Garbage man #2 commented.
"Did you say fortune?" Lincoln asked with excitement. Later that day, Lincoln was talking through a megaphone and trying to sell the puppies. "$5.99, that's right. Get them while they last. Don't be shy, folks."
"These things are so cute!" a female smiled as she handed the money to Lincoln and was traded for a puppy.
"Enjoy your new home, little guy!" Lola smiled.
"Isn't he just adorable?" the female asked as her new puppy threw up on her. She just laughed and the whole crowd cheered.
"That was sure a great idea you had, Lincoln!" Lola smiled.
"Well, it's like they always say back in the old country, sunshine," Lincoln responded.
"What's that?"
"I don't know," Lincoln responded. "I've never been to the old country." And just like that, Lincoln and Lola laughed their hearts out.
THE END!