I DONT OWN THE SIMPSONS
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It all started when Bart left to go to the comic book store.
Feeling up for some company for the short trip he knocked
On Lisa's door. "Yo lise I'm headed to the comic store wanna
Tag along" Having nothing better to do she jumped up and boredly
Replied "sure". And so off they went not knowing that one of them
Will unleash years of rage at a guy who has gotten away with bullying
children for far too long and will channel a dragon and spit fire from there
Tounge. As soon as they walked in the store announced by the jolly ringing
Of a bell a portly middle aged man who smelt of fast food and bitterness
Was there to greet them behind the sickly green counter that looked like it
Had never been cleaned as it displayed a tapestry of stains of ketchup mustard
And grease with sticky patches of soda adding to the disgusting décor of the place
Well complementing the smell of BO and dusty mothballs the comic aficionados of
Springfield were well acquainted with. "Ah if it isn't Bart Simpson the underachiever
Extraordinaire who's been a loyal customer here for 5 years and I expect will continue
To be for many years to come I for one cannot wait for the day when the money that
You exchange for the priceless treasures that I provide this town with will come out
Of your own pocket that you earn from working at your dead end job at krusty burger"
Lisa could see Bart was biting his tounge to keep from replying back with a trademark
Smartass response. Lisa couldn't believe this how dare he talk to her brother that way
Sure he wasn't conventionally smart like she was but he was plenty clever in other
Ways his pranks were a work of art and with a little fine tuning they could be used
As a great feat of engineering worthy of at least a first place science fair trophy
In fact Lisa had used some of Bart's pranks as a basis for some projects of her own.
In fact the more she thought about it the more it made her blood boil when people
Would call her brother stupid right to his face no less because as much as he was a
Jerk to her sometimes he was still her brother and no one picks on her brother.
Today was just the straw that broke the camels back and Lisa was done with her
Brother being the butt of all the jokes. "hey Bart's not stupid and he's not gonna end up
Working at krusty burger so I suggest you apologize to him right now" Bart looked
At his sister confused why was she standing up for him and over something so small
Was this a new project of hers help her retarded older brother against a rude shop
Owner whatever the reason was he chose to stay silent and see how far they would
Go. "Ah and if it isn't little miss do gooder over her trying to earn social brownie points
By being an annoying SJW feminazi why don't you go protest the mall or try and save
A rainforest like a good little girl and leave me to my business" comic book guy responded
Airily. Lisa looked at him with steely eyes that were unmoving "oh so you want to play
It that way huh ok first of all I'm not an SJW or a feminazi I don't hate men and I strive
For equality among both genders and I will proudly call myself a do gooder because unlike
You I actually try and do something with my life because I find that I am more happier
When I accomplish a goal I find important and worth my time but you wouldn't know anything
About that would you because instead of living life and striving to do the best you can in this life
You sit behind that counter and devote yourself to studying an analyzing fictional worlds that if
You put half as much time into being a productive member of society you would live in a much
Nicer place than a small apartment above a shop that smells like a teenagers bedroom after a
Week of nonstop anime bingeing marathons and now that were talking about your living situation
Let's talk about how lucky and spoiled you are you have amazing wife who loves you for you
Do you know how incredible that is real life isn't a fairytale and yet somehow you managed
To find the beauty to your beast and yet I never see you together I never see you and her on
Dates I never see her in the shop with you helping you what is she a background character I
Get her life doesn't revolve around you 24/7 but to never see you together is fishy if I didn't
Know any better I'd swear she was a very good looking AI you created to show everyone that
You weren't a basement dwelling creep who cant attract women. I mean you clearly have the
Brains for it you were in Mensa with me your IQ is 170 but you do nothing with your talents and
Instead use them to pick on children and act superior to others which I find extremely insulting
As someone who is as smart as you and is also a branch of nerd in summery you are the worst and
I hope someday karma will come to you and when your on your deathbed due to severely clogged
Artery's and heart trouble you will realize that you have wasted your life being a bitter twisted man
Who makes me sick and by the way my brother is not stupid and I'm sure if the schools in this
Town had any kind of standards and competent teachers who knew how to actually teach him
He would very well be sharing the spot with me as Springfield elementary's top student huh
Maybe you could have been the one that helped him see his potential shame and you know what
You just lost your most loyal customer when we get home I'm showing him how to get comics
Online free goodbye" and with that Lisa grabbed Bart's shocked hand and pulled him outside
Toward home with every intention of doing as she promised. When Bart finally found his voice
He uttered in a still stunned voice "thanks Lise that was pretty awesome" She shrugged and
Replied carefree "he deserved it besides your not stupid and I was getting pretty sick of hearing
How my brother has a brain the size of a peanut when I know that's not true"
AUTHORS NOTE: so I for one was getting sick of hearing about how stupid Bart is
And comic book guy has always been the stereotypical nerd character that infuriates
Me and I decided Lisa was the perfect character to voice my opinions because to
Me at least Lisa's always been a character who wasn't afraid of calling out people
And seemed like if not for continuity reasons and flanderization she would recognize
How much potential Bart really has this is my first fic and I'm writing this on mobile
So apologizes in advance for formatting