Sonic's Weird Day

by ismellaliar

A joke fanfiction having Sonic work at Arby's but Eggman destroys Arby's and kidnaps Mario. So Sonic (and Tails) set out to save Mario. That's About It. (Rated T For Cussing,maybe gonna be rated M for later chapters.)

So,ya boi Sonic The Hedgehog works at Arby's (TM),and Eggman was a total asshole and gunned down Arby's (TM),Eggman said "Sonic,i have captured your friend,SUPER MARIO (TM)! And i can dab! *HITS A DAB EPICLY*,Sonic wasn't gonna take it,so he gone to Tails house to Fuck him up for eating his last bag of pizza rolls get help. Tails said "Sonic,yo mama sent me a text saying i'm a real man!" Sonic said "HEY,DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY MOM YOU DUMMY TAILS!" Tails said "Atleast i am not you,i have a app called "Cash Explosion!" Sonic just facepalms and says "Mario is missing and we gotta save him!" Tails and Sonic gone to Emerald Hill Zone and took a quick smoke. Anyways Tails coughed and Sonic took Tails to a forest after passing outl

The end of chapter 1 (Yes,i was pretty lazy.)