SomePONG BALL once told me the Pongintine

by Netaltvx

Pong was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest ball in the pong. Pong is where you'll find yourself trapped in.

"Hey now, you're an all star." 1 paddle said.

The pong ball began sparkling. "Is that true?"

"Well yes but-"

"Knew it was too good to be true."

Alas such was the night and day of pong. A few moments later, pretty much nothing happened.

"Are you gonna hit me any time soon?" The paddle questioned.

"It'll get there, give it time." The other paddle said.

"Thank you, finally someone stands for me," The ball said.

And then the game started, with it going by slowly.

Later on...

"How many times do we have to hit into each other?" The paddle complained.

"Hey it's not all bad." The ball spoke while slowly drifint. "I mean we're trapped all here together right?"

The other paddle yawned. "I wish we caught a virus or something just to end this pain."

"Lemme guess you want to drink?" The ball scoffed. "I bet you're in the mood for a beer or so."