I had first met Ross at work at the museum i worked in the planet part and then i lived next door to chandler and joey and then i went to Central Perk and we were all sat on the couch when Ross walked in and I got up to get a coffee "hay Ross you okay?" I asked as I patted him on the shoulder he shook his head "She left me" he said as joey spoke up you never knew she was a lesbian"he asked as Ross sat down next to me "no okay why does everyone keep fixating on that she didn't know, how am i meant to know" he said.
"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian Chandler said as we all looked at him "did as say that out loud?" he asked as I nodded. "have you tolled your parents yet?" i asked Ross as he turned to me "I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well" he said as Monica looks concerned "Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M."I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." she said as a woman in a wedding dress walked into the Coffee shop that Monica recognized "Rachel?" she asked as Rachel screamed and hugged each other.
"Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here" she said as the other waitress got Rachel a cup of decaffe coffee." So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?" i saidas Rachel went on to explain what had happened "Oh God well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat" she said as I looked at Chandler confused as the waitress gave her, her coffee.
She then continued with her story "l realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?" she said as I fell asleep on Chandlers Shoulder.
Rachel turned to Monica "so anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city" she finished as Chandler tapped me on the head to wake me up.
I was sat in Monica's flat watching a TV show in Spanish and Rachel was on the phone to her father "Daddy I just I can't marry him I'm sorry I just don't love him well, it matters to me" shouted rachel as i rolled my eyes. We then looked back at the TV and one woman held another woman by her hair "Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants" said Chandler as i nodded in agreement "I say push her down the stairs" said joey as i agreed with him then me,Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey started yelling "Push her down the stairs, Push her down the stairs, Push her down the stairs then she was pushed down the stairs and we all cheered.
Rachel then decided that she wanted her Independence so we stood and sat at the table and cut up all her credit cards. That night in Monica's flat the buzzer went and i answered it "It's, uh, it's Paul" i said as Monica ran out of the room "Buzz him in" she yelled as we sat their "Who's Paul?" asked joey as i grabbed a juice from the fridge" Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?" said Ross as i sat next to chandler and put my head on his shoulder and my feet on Joeys lap " Wait your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?" joey asked.
After work i headed to Monica's flat with my suitcase where Rachel was making a cups of coffee "this is amazing i have never made coffee in my life" she said as we were all smiling as she then gave us all a cup of coffee "that's amazing" said chandler and I nodded "you have a suitcase going somewhere?"asked Chandler as i took a sip of my coffee "Pete is taking me on a romantic weekend for 2" i said as i looked at my watch and put my coffee cup down and then the buzzer rang "oh its Pete" i said as Ross buzzed him in. Pete was at the door and i opened it and he walked in "Pete this is chandler ,joey , phoebe ,Rachel Monica and Ross" i said as they all said hi and we left.