"What the actual fuck is this?" Draco said as he continued to read whatever atrocious monster had decided to settle itself in the diary of the Ebony Raven. Ebony Raven was a pale girl with dark hair that Draco had probably called "Mudblood" more times than he could count, not helped by the fact that he was only in his second year of schooling.
Snap. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Some random guy named Loopin. Their old house elf appearing for a few words. What was this monstrosity of spelling mistakes and terrible writing? It was simply titled as My Immortal. Disgustingly for him, the vampire protagonist happened to be madly in love with Draco, yet he would not go within a yard of an actual vampire.
Draco continued to cringe at the "novel" in front of his eyes, and, after finally reaching Chapter 44's rather abrupt ending, literally vomited into the nearest bin. The disgusting sound of Draco Malfoy vomiting seemed to alert the real Ebony Raven to his location, as he then heard a voice behind him say "Seems like you found my beautiful creation, Draco Malfoy."
Draco turned around to see Ebony maliciously smiling at him. "BEAUTIFUL?" cried Draco. "THIS THING HAS MORE SPELLING MISTAKES THAN A LETTER TO SANTA I MADE WHEN I WAS 3! I'D NEVER DATE A MUDBLOOD, LIKE, NEVER! WHATEVER YOU WROTE IS MORE TOXIC THAT THE FUCKING DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH!" he continued angrily. Ebony shushed him and then said "I'm glad you appreciate my story. There was one bit of it that wasn't a complete fabrication, though. Or more like one bite…"
Draco, noticing the ominous bad pun, cowered and asked "No…you're not saying that you're a…he he?" "Vampire." Ebony finished. "And this is the last time you call somebody a mudblood."
Draco, before he could respond, saw Ebony jump onto him and puncture his neck. All he could remember before he went cold was screaming.
Whilst Draco was being attacked by her sister, Ivory Raven (a first-year and a werewolf) saw the commontion and shrugged, getting back to writing her story. The first line was:
"helo! Im Ivroy Litness Purity Ravun Wai! Im a warwolf who goes to Hogwards and dates Harr Pottor! I luv poop music :3"
Draco woke up in a cupboard full of potions. He looked at his hands, and they seemed paler than normal. Sweet Merlin, he had the blood of Muggle-born vampire in him. And he was a vampire, too. This was a nightmare come true. He heard the cupboard door open.
Hermione looked at Draco maliciously and then said "Who's the mudblood now? Ebony gave a little…help so I could pull this trick" She then slammed the door on Draco. When or if he would be found, Draco did not know.