I have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE why I wrote this. But anyway this is the first (that I am aware of,) Rwby version of llamas with hats. And without further ado, I present to you, Hunters with Armor!

Rewrite Notes: Fixed most of the atrocious grammar inside the story. I changed the Characters as well. Enjoy.

Pyrrha sighed as she walked down the hallway. 'So… many tests… must sleep.'

Her hope for rest quickly vanished as she saw the carnage that lay in her dorm. On the floor, lay a dead wolf faunus with what appeared to be several stab wounds in his chest., Standing next to the corpse was her partner, Jaune Arc. However, not only was his attention away from the body, (he was looking out of the window), he seemed to be entirely apathetic to the fact that there was cadaver in the room.

"JAUNE! Why is there a dead Faunus in our room?!" She cried out in horror.

Jaune looked around until his eyes finally rested on the corpse lying against the wall. His eyes lit up in mock surprise. "Oh…hey…How did he get here?"

Pyrrha shook her head in disbelief. "Jaaunnneee, what did you do?!"

Jaune returned his gaze to the distraught redhead and adorned a face of innocence. "Me?" he said casually, "Uh, I didn't do this!"

"Explain what happened, Jaune!"

Jaune looked at the body again. "I've never seen him before in my life!"

Pyrrha put her hands on her hips and looked at Jaune in annoyance. "Why did you kill this faunus, Jaune?"

Jaune was quick to give a response. "I do not kill faunus. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do."

Pyrrha sighed and began to massage the bridge of her nose in frustration. "Tell me, Jaune, exactly what you were doing before I came back to our dorm."

Jaune put on a thinking face as he began to give his response. "Alright, well…I went to our team's room…"

"Okay…"

"I was uh…I was pacing around…"

"Yes?"

"Trying to think of a way to charm Weiss…"

Pyrrha sighed in dismay before saying, "Go on…"

Jaune began to rub his chin. "And, uh, well this Faunus walked in…"

"Okay…"

"So, I grabbed Crocea Mors, I went up to him…"

"Yes…" Pyrrha nodded her head as a sign she was still listening.

"And I, uh…Well, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest." Jaune smiled proudly.

A deafening silence filled the room until Pyrrha began to freak out.

"Jaaauunneeee, that KILLS people!"

Jaune's smile immediately faded. "Oh! Well, I didn't know that!"

Pyrrha shook her head in shock. "How could you not know that?!"

Jaune closed his eyes and began to nod slowly. "Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK." Jaune began to gaze at Crocea Mors in fascination.

Pyrrha groaned before turning to examine the body again. It was at this moment she realized the Faunus' ears were missing.

She turned back to face Jaune. "What happened to his wolf ears?"

Jaune looked up and made eye contact with the spartan. "What's that?" he asked.

Pyrrha looked at him suspiciously. "His ears. Why—why are they missing?"

Jaune began to whistle. "Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And feed them to Zwei."

Another deafening silence filled the room as Pyrrha stared at Jaune with complete disgust.

"Jaaauuunneeeeee!"

Jaune started twiddling his thumbs. "Well, He—he looked hungry. And well, you know, when you have wolf ears…"

Pyrrha felt weak. "Why on earth would you do that?!"

"He looked hungry for ears! Gimme a break!"

She began to cry. "Jaaaaaauuunnnneeee!"

"His stomach was making the rumblies."

The tears flowed even faster. "Jaaunnee!"

"That only ears would satisfy!"

Pyrrha was now a sobbing mess. "What is wrong with you, Jaune?!"

Jaune smiled thoughtfully. "Well, I kill people and I feed ears to dogs! That's—that's two things!"

I hope you all enjoyed that. If you all desire it, I will make more.