AUTHORS NOTE:: THE WORLD IS CRAZY RIGHT NOW AND EVERYONE IS SAD. SO ITS TIME TO BRING DARK OUT OF RETIRMENT AND FITE HIS HARDEST OPPONENT YET…..
"Dark Yagami is running for prezident? I GOTTA VOTE FOR HIM!" squeeked sexxxy laddys all over America getting all horned up looking at his poster. They did the vote and he won!
"Heh heh heh heh…. Those poor dummdumms who voted me… little did they no….. I am Dark Yagami… but I am Dark Yagamis EVIL TWIN DARK DARK!" the prezident gloobled. He got on the TV and every1 was watching to see Dark rip off his shirt and do some skwats. Instead he gunkled at the camera and hissed "I AM PREZIDENT DARK YAGAMI AND I AM GONNA MAKE LESBEANS ILLEAGL!"
"Oh wtf!" Sayu screeched and punched her brother on the nose. "How could you do that Dark?"
"That hansom devil is not me" Dark said wisely. "I am not the prezident…. But then who is this boobhole?"
Night yagami came in the room and "said Oh yeah bro when I was at the scinse lab I saw a test toob with DARK YAGAMIS EVIL CLONE DARK DARK on it and forgot to tell you lol"
"Well that ansers that question!" Dark guffled. "But how do we stop this evil dude an make the world safe for the laddys who love laddys and theyre tittums?"
"I HAVE A BLOODY GOOD IDEA!" Watari britished in to the room. "WHAT IF WE USED MY SPIFFING NEW MUSTACH NOTE TO GIVE LESBEANS BLOOMING MUSTACHS SO THIS WANKING DARK DARK BOLLOCK CANT FIND THEM?"
"Bloody brilliant!" Dark englished back and he got the mustach note and writ Misa in it. A mustach like a crazy hairy rainbow exploded out of Misas face and dangled down to her boobs. Then he writ Sayu and she got a big mustach lick her dad Soichiro all fuzzy and shiny and full of police donuts.
The lesbeans kissed an said "No way!" the lesbeans said. "I cant kiss this"
"Sorry laddys. Watari how do I make the mustach go away?"
"THIS ISNT A QUEENSODDING ANTI-MUSTACH NOTE. YOU CANT MAKE A CRUMPETING MUSTACH JUST GO AWAY. THEY WILL HAVE THEM FOREVER"
"noooo" Sayu screemed but then "Actully I lick my mustach and Misas mustach has pride so thats cool but I dont think most normal lesbeans who dont have cool police dads will like it."
"OK tim for PLAN B! I have an idea….."
IN THE WORLD OF THE SHINIGAMI
Dark climed the mountain for three days. When he got to the top there was a n-pple there. BECAUSE HE HADNT CLIMED A MOUNTAIN! HE'D CLIMED THE GIANT CHESTY BUMPS OF TYTYNA THE BOOBIGAMI!
"Why hello dark yagami you hansom man. What brings you to my humpy lumps?"
"Tytyna I need your Boob Note to SAVE THE LESBEANS!"
"Well that is a nobel goal yes indeedy…." she said fanning herself with the note. "I could give you the note….. if you sex with me"
Dark did a sexxy grin and Tytyna got so turned on that her pantys exploded. Dark got his man thing the size of a jumbo jet and they did sex so well that her mountain sized chest bumps got even bigger and crushed Ruyk. But he dint die….. YET!
"OK here is my note" she panted (BUT NOT PANTYED LOL cos she wasnt wering them cos of the sexing). Dark got it and writ "DARK DARK" inside
IN THE WHITEHOUSE
"What is happening?" Dark Dark gasped as a pair of hot tityborks bloomed on his chest making his suit explode open. He looked down and got turned on by them
"See!" Dark said coming out a portal "Now your a lesbean too! So you gotta stop banning them"
"Nah Im not a lesbean. Being a lesbean isnt about whats in your bra….. its about whats in your heart" and Dark Dark saluted the American flag.
"Why do you even want lesbeans to be illegal?" Good Dark asked
"Cos if there werent lesbeans then you and me would be the sexxxyest peeps on the planet and we could have any laddy. But some laddys dont want us cos they want other laddys. Join me and we can take over the world so laddys have to like men"
"NO way!" Dark shouted doing a punch and Dark Dark did a punch back and they were equaly strong and there punches hit each other and a shockwave baffled out and blew the whitehouse into white dust and blasted it across america and every fort it was chrissmas cos they were dummdumms lick Dark Dark said.
"Ugh I cant win. I need reinforsmens (WTF IS THIS WORD? BACK UP IS WHAT HE MEENS)… TIME FOR PLAN C!" and he jumped back into the portal
IN LESBOS (ITS A REAL PLACE! LOOK AT WIKIPEDIA! ITS AN ISLAND OF LESBEANS!)
"This sucks" said Leslie captain of the Lesbean socker team. "We're ilegal and the world cup's tomorrow!"
"Not to worry laddys!" Dark said cumming out the portal. "With your help we can stop prezident DARK DARK and save the day!"
"But how?" said Saffie the goalkeeper.
"Jump through the portal an help me beet up the prezident!"
"Lets do this laddys and follow this strange stranger and his misterious ways which arent so misterious to me a super brained detec… I mean sexxy lesbean socker player" asked a strange sticky scrumbly bugeyed pixy girl called Ella
"YEAH!" everyone shouted and they jumped in the portal. Also all this happened in the showers and they were all naked.
BACK IN THE WHITEHOUSE
"Laddys!" Dark Dark chuntered. "Who wants to sex with me first?"
"Noone does!" Leslie replyed "Even though you got the jucy titboobs that make me want to do my face in them and go BRR. We're lesbeans and we dont need no man!"
"See!" Dark Dark shouted. "Help me defeet these evil laddys who dont want to do sex with me"
"They arent evil!" Dark replyed "YOU ARE!"
"Yeah!" the lesbeans all cheered and looked at each other…. And saw they were naked.
"oH no" Leslie said feeling herself getting all happied up. "Saffie…. Your… chesty… bounders.. I… must… put. My …. face… in… tehre…. And…. Go…. BRRR"
The lesbeans forgot to fight Dark Dark and just did a hole load of sexxing and fell asleep covered in each others love.
"Darm!" Dark exasperated. "Time for Plan D!"
In the shadows a strange laddy whispered "Yes…. Time…. For plan D! D for DARK! Like and subscribe and dont forget to hit that bell button to get notations! This episod was sponsered by some sh-t like I dunno a VPN whatever that is. Use the code DARK YAGAMI IS A TASTY MANCAKE to get 20 percent off or a month trile or what the f-ck ever. Until next time my fellow Dark Stalkers!"
WHO IS THIS STRANGE LADDY DOING A YOUTUBE IN THE WHITE HOUSE? AND WHO WAS THAT WEIRD LESBEAN WHO LOOKED LICK L AND WAS CALLED ELLA WHICH IS LICK A GIRL VERSION OF L? AND HOW WILL RUYK DIE? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN DARK YAGAMIS LESBEAN QUEST CHAPTER TWO – THE LESBEAN QUEST!
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