Hi everyone! This is just a fun little oneshot with an idea that I had after watching Animaniacs! I don't own the song but I did change a few words to fit the setting and the characters! Enjoy this little song-fic and please review!
The Overlords Song
It was an average morning in Hell. Sinner, demons, imps, all those vile no-gooders going about their daily mornings as the day started. The demonic birds chirping their songs as the Hell sun rose. In the lobby, Angel Dust was busy playing a flute, Charlie and Vaggie watching him play. Charlie more amused while Vaggie had a look of irritation. Her patience finally reached it's limit when the spider demon invaded her space, leaning his body dramatically over her.
"That's it!" She snapped and attacked him. "You want to play the flute? I shove that thing so far up your ass you can play it that way!"
Angel Dust yelped and tried to fight her off, Charlie rushing in the separate them and try to calm her girlfriend down. Not farther down, two demons were playing the Calypso drums and a large bongo drum. One was female hellhound and the other fish-like demon. Angel Dust had managed to get away from Vaggie. Once he felt that he was safe, he pulled his flute out again and started play. Unfortunately, Vaggie wasn't far behind and attacked him again. They were just a floor down from where one of the most feared Overlord in Hell was residing. Alastor, aka The Radio Demon, was still sleeping. The deer demon was woken by a commotion outside his window. He looked over to see three other demons, his fellow Overlords, Vox, Velvet and Valentino, causing mischief outside the doors of the hotel.
"~One Monday morning, I got up late. There were these Sinners outside of the gates.~
He could see that Razzle and Dazzle were trying to restrain them from entering but they weren't having much luck. Vox, the TV headed demon had summon up several cables, while Velvet, the doll-like demon, was climbing and flipping over them, while Valentino was dodging their swipes.
~The Princess' guards tried to stop them, but they had no luck.~"
The Overlords managed to break free and get into the hotel.
"~The Sinners broke free and they ran amock.~" Alastor's smile faltered slightly as he ran over to his door to ensure that the three didn't enter the hotel. Snapping his fingers to change his pajamas to his usual attire. "~I don't know what to do, the Sinners won't do.~
He opened his door to see the three standing in front of his door. Valentino in the middle with Vox on his right and Velvet on his left. Both sets of the Porn Studio owner's arms were wrapped around each of them.
"~Don't know what to say, the Sinners won't do!~" They echoed, managed to hear what he said on the other side.
Alastor slammed his door shut in their faces. Running over to his desk to grab his microphone.
"~I don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~"
He turned around to see the three now standing in his room. Causing him to jump in surprise.
"~Don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~" They grinned at him.
Alastor teleported out of his room before the three could do anything. He ran down the stairs, to see Nifty answering a phone at the front desk. He saw Valentino and Velvet were dancing.
"~The desk was operated by Nifty, my co-work. I ran downstairs and what could be worse? Those Sinners were doing a crazy dance.~
What he didn't know as he was watching the scene, Vox had teleported behind him, grabbing the back of his pants and dropping a jar of different bugs in them. Alastor let out a startled yelp, feeling the insects crawling.
"~They put buggies in my underpants!~
Alastor started moving erractically, scratching and kicking widely to get the intruding insects out of his pants. Vox was laughing as Valentino and Velvet mocked his movements.
"~I don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~
"~Don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do!~" The three chorused.
"~The Sinners danced and I danced too.~"
Alastor stopped, seeing them copying his movements. He growled through a clench smile and ran out of the door, hoping to avoid and get away from them.
"~Don't know what to say the Sinners won't do!~
Alastor ran past the two demons playing the drum and bongos. He went and grabbed his microphone, which had been tossed out the window by Velvet earlier among the chaos. He was glad that it wasn't broken.
~I ran outside and grabbed my radio stick. But I'm telling you my friends, those Sinners were quick.~ He ran back in, stopping in surprise to see Vox and Valentino flirting with Nifty. "~'Cuz when I returned. Much to my disgrace! They had darling Nifty in a mad embrace!~
"~I don't know what to say, the Sinners won't do.~" Nifty replied, a little off-put that the two Overlords were bothering her.
"~For a nickle, I'll give ya a clue.~" Valentino flirted.
Alastor stiffened when Velvet jumped into his arms, wrapping her arms around his neck. Her face got close to his. His senses going haywired that his personal space was being invaded.
"~I kinda wish your eyes were blue.~" She told him.
Alastor dropped her, taking off. He shuddered.
"~I don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do!~
Alastor and Nifty ran out of the hotel. Vox, Velvet and Valentino on their heels. The hellhound and fish-demon kept playing as the four Overlords ran past them. Angel Dust ended up coming up next to him, playing his flute. The fish demon grinned over at Angel Dust.
"Yes sir! Whoo!" The hellhound whooped.
"Yea, play that scene." The fish demon encouraged Angel Dust.
As Alastor and Nifty ran, they ran through a Casino, where their friend Husk, a cat demon, was playing cards. He growled, shaking a fist and yelling at them and the three Overlords that knocked his cards out of his paws and the winning pot onto the ground. As they ran by, Katie Killjoy had grabbed her co-worker Tom Trench and dragged him off to follow them in hopes of getting a new story. Alastor managed to duck and press himself against the side of the building as Nifty, Vox, Valentino and Velvet ran by him. He took off running. Going past Sir Pentious and his Egg Bois as they carried several traps with them. Alastor managed to get to the backside of his Radio Tower and climbed up the fire escape, and into the window of his room. As he entered, he didn't notice Angel Dust sitting on the edge of one of the fire escapes, playing his flute with his friend Cherri Bomb, listening to him as she dropped balloons of paint unto unsuspecting victims. Alastor ran into his bathroom, taking his clothes off as he jumped into his shower, furiously scrubbing his body in order to get rid of the itch that was crawling up his skin from Velvet's unwanted contact of his person.
"~I went into my bath for a shower and shave. Those Sinners are going to put me in a second grave.~" He stepped out once he felt clean, wrapping him lower region with his towel. Only to see the three Overlords had managed to get into his bathroom, Velvet applying her make up as Valentino was smirking at him as he clogged his toilet with his rolls of toilet paper. He cringed slightly when he felt Vox squirt his toothpaste into his hair and held up his shaving knife. "~ My entire bathroom was laid to waste. They tried shaving my head with minty toothpaste. I don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~"
He ran out, grabbing his washclothe that he had used in the shower earlier to get the toothpaste out of his hair. He stopped to suddenly see the three had appeared on his bed, with their legs crossed in front of them. Valentino had his hands over his antennas, Velvet was covering her eyes and Vox was covering his "mouth".
"~Don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~
Alastor ran back into his bathroom, slamming the door shut behind him. His back pressed against it.
"They're crazy nut-so, I'm telling you!~"
He stiffened when he saw that they had appeared in his bathroom again. Velvet was sitting on his towel stand, transforming her legs into a mermaid tail. Vox was hanging upside down off the railing that was holding up his shower curtain and Valentino was using one of his other towels to "dry" his back.
"Don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~" They sang.
"~Well by this time I was feeling dread.~" He growled when he saw that Velvet and Valentino had grabbed his razor and tried shaving his head. "~They used my razor to try to shave my head!~"
He snarled at them, his eyes starting to turn to radio dials as he pointed at his door.
"~I demanded they leave, but they stayed around.~" He cried out when they knocked his feet out from under him, causing him to fall into his toilet, the seat was up, so his backside ended up getting dunked, soaking his towel. They pulled the chain that flushed his towel, causing him to yelp in surprise and causing him to fly out the window in surprise and hit the ground. "~They pulled the chain and ee-! I went down! I don't know what to say, the Sinners won't do.~"
"Don't know what to say. The Sinner's won't do!~" The three smirked at him as he laid on the ground in pain.
"~Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue.~" He growled, forcing himself up as he glared at the three, snapping his fingers to return to his suit.
"Don't know what to say, the Sinners won't do!~"
He gave a scream of frustration. Taking off running once again. As he ran, he went the Hellhound and the Fish demon. Not too far away at the entrance of the hotel, Angel Dust was still playing his flute with Charlie and Vaggie next to him. Vaggie cried out in rage and attacked him. They ended up rolling onto the ground, not seeing Alastor and knocking his feet out from under him, smacking his head against the wall. He stumbled around, a bit dazed, almost looking like he was dancing a bit. Velvet, Vox and Valentino appeared behind him, wearing Hawaiian shirts, leis and shaking maracas as they followed behind him. They went by Husk, who growled and flipped them all off for ruining his win earlier on.
Cherri Bomb smirked when she saw Sir Pentious and his egg minions not to far off. She threw one of her bombs at them, the pink bomb going off. This caused them to get startled and ended up throwing them up in the air in surprise. The majority of them managed to not get hit by the traps. Except Sir Pentious who cried out in pain when a bear trap ended up clamping on his head. He hissed in irritation as he slithered past in anger, unaware that the bomb was Cherri's. She stood off to the side, laughing at his misfortune. Sir Pentious' minions followed him with worry. Ready to aid him in whatever he needed. Alastor managed to come back to senses, just in time as Charlie successfully seperated Vaggie and Angel Dust. The deer-demon turned to see the three Overlords behind him. He snarled at them, his eyes turning to radio dials and the static getting louder with his anger. The three stopped in their tracks, Vox giving him a small wave with a smirk. The three took off running with Alastor on their heels.
"~Well my patience ran out and I'm telling you sure.~" He growled when he saw the three in the lobby. "~Tomorrow I'll show the Sinners the door!~
He went into the kitchen. Going over to the stove that had a large black pot that was currently boiling something. He opened it, a grim smile forming on his face as it showed three Voodoo dolls of the Overlords in the pot.
"~And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you. Over to the hotel for some dumplings and Sinner stew! I don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~"
He jumped when the three Overlords suddenly appeared behind around him.
"Don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~"
Alastor yelped when he somehow teleported into the pot. He's smile tensed, his eye lightly twitching.
"~Now I'm in the stew. Oh phoo.~"
"~Don't know what to say. The Sinners won't do.~" They grinned, with Vox cutting a carrot into the pot, Velvet with a cookbook in her hand and Valentino adding pepper.
All three were wearing aprons and chef hats. Alastor snarled as he lept out of the pot, trying to grab the three Overlords.
"Watch out you Sinners! I'm telling you!~"
"~Don't know what to say the say. The Sinners won't do!~
Vox, Velvet and Valentino ran out of the hotel. They stopped in front of the hellhound and the fish-demon. They grinned.
"~We're not just Sinners! Love driving him Cukoo!~" They stated, then the Hellhound and Fish-demon jumped down next to him. "~Don't know what to say. The Overlords won't do!~