Once apon a time there waws this stupid troll named "Guest". He was called taht acuase he was a permanent guest in his parents basement. The walls of his dungeon were plastered with pictures of anime (lol nerd) and it was dirty ah fuh like bitch clean your room!

He wayed 1000 pounds and his height was 3 feet 0 inchs. His life basically revovled around being jell of John Phoenix.

AnywayS Guest's daddy came doswnstiars one day.

"Yo, son, it's been weeks since you cmae upstiars, did you die?" Then dah dah saw what he was doing on the computer "SWEET JESUS WHAT IS THAT"

Guest tried to block the monitoer. "DAD IT'S NOT WHAT IT'S LOOK LIKE" Dad threw him to the floor and beheld exactly what was on the computer.

"GOOD LORD WHY ARE YOU READING THS STUPID FUXXING RP ON ATTORNEYDALE" dad said. "WE'RE A JOHN PHOENIX HOUSEHOLD" Dad took off his belt and began whipping his stupid son and chasing him out of the house.

"WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE" scremed guest runinng on all fours like a pig as daddy chased him off the fmaily property.

"And stay out, bhitch!" said dad as Guest ran down the street. "I'm gonna go kill my wife an then myself for having brought such a patheic guess into exisntence. Its what John Poheinx woudl want."

CHAPTER 3

John Phoenix was walking down the sidewalk siwinging his briefcase full of gold and precious jewes he got from being teh best attorney in the world. He was whistling the John Phoenix theme song when he saw a deragned person on the sidewlak.

"Hey you look like a huge loser," John said. He threw a gold coin at the guy. "Take that and buy some cloths tat don't have poopoo on them." Then he lol'd and went inside the law offices of JOhn Phoenix and Phoenix Wright.

That crazy person who was living in their own shit in the sidewalk?

Take a wild guest, lolololol

"DAMN YOU JOHN PHOENIX!" guest screamed, his rottin teeth flying out of his mouthhole. "YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

but he was powerless against John's awesomeness. All the ace attoreny characters who ever lived comed to laugh at him and threw garbage. A knife landed in his eye and poked into his brain and made him even more stupit then before.

"lol nice shot, Pearly," said Mystic Maya.

John Pheonix watched all this from the window as he swilred his cup of brown stuff (it was the same cup Matt ENgardee had in Justice for All case 4)

"Thank god for my haters" said John Phoenix. "They make me strogner."

And then Guest had a trial and he was obviously guilty so he went to jail forever blah blah, fuk u I'm wasting any more time writing about u

THE END