"Ugh, my head," Jaune woke up and clutched his head. He noticed that he was in a hotel room and that he was in a king sized bed.
"How did I get here?" he wonders to himself. The last thing he remembers is being in a bachelor party for Sun before his big day with Blake. He also recalls Qrow offering him a few drinks. Now that he thought about it, he must have had one too many drinks.
"Note to self; never drink with Qrow," Jaune reminded himself, but then realized that something was on his finger. He looked to see that it was a ring.
"What the? Is that a wedding ring?" he wondered.
"Can you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here," a voice came from the other side of the bed.
And the voice wasn't female.
Jaune turned his head around to see that the other person in the bed was none other that Cardin Winchester.
"Oh Oum," Jaune whispered to himself.
"I said keep it dow-holy shit!" Cardin yelled in surprise and fell out of bed.
"What's going on?!" Jaune yelled.
"What are you doing in my bed?!" Cardin yelled and then noticed something on his finger, "And why am I wearing a ring?!"
"You too?!" Jaune asked, "Okay, let's think; we were at Sun bachelor party, we had a few drinks."
"I remember going to one of those cheep marriage rooms and..." Cardin and Jaune's eyes widened as it all came back to them.
"WE GOT DRUNKEN MARRIED?!" they both panicked.
"I cannot believe this is happening to me!" Jaune cried out.
"Hey, I'm as much a victim as you are ya know!" Cardin shot.
"Could this get any worse?!"
As if to answer his question, a swarm of bugs came crashing through the window and surrounded the two men and began to eat their flesh.
"YOU JUST HAD TO ASK!" Cardin screamed as those were his last words before he and Jaune were reduced to nothing but their skeletons. The skeletons collapsed with the skulls rolling off until they were crushed by D'Vorah from Mortal Kombat.
"This one has done her job," D'Vorah said before she left, and just in time as the maid entered the room for housekeeping.
"I ain't cleaning that up."
April Fools everyone!