john phoenix and the crazy guest
john phoenix was going to jail to visit prisoners he threw in jail to mock them for being stupid enough to commit crimes with john phoenix around when gumshoe came up to him
"hey uh pal we need your help"
john phoenix was led to the cell of the feendish guest
"okay guest what is yor problem now"
"OH BARRYLAWN YOURE TERRIBLE NOW YOU USED TO BE GOOD MY SONNY" said guest
"guest?"
"ahaha oh barrylawn or should i call you wimsical sympathy!" said guest
"HELLO, GUEST?" shouted john phoenix "I COMMAND YOU TO AKKNOWLEDGE MY NOBLE PRESENSE"
"why, thank you barrylawn for reminding me that dakoolguy hasnt finished prosecutors path the worst game in the series" said guest "karen cookies are ready"
"i have figured it all out" said john phoenix
gumshoe waited for his great deduction
"guest... has compleetly lost his sanity!"
john phoenix and gumshoe left the insane guest to continue talking to himself and everyone lived happy forever after
the end