It's been a hot minute.

Here I am.

I didn't think I'd come back to this place, at least, not now, but I felt I should do something.

Jacksepticeye is teaming up with Tiltify to have one of the biggest Coronavirus fundraisers in the world, possibly. He said anyone with any online presence at all should help, so I figured why not, as this is where I have the most reach. I don't really know much about it, so watch Jack's video on it.

tl;dr check Jacksepticeye's channel for Coronavirus stuff. Back to… I don't really know.

Tsunami: Wait, why am I here? I thought this all petered out with a dying whimper, like, a year ago, when the author started writing a serious story.

Starflight: So did I, but… here we are. This must be important, or just out of extreme boredom due to quarantine.

Glory: Or, he's trying to help a few people stay entertained while at home out of the infinite kindness of his own heart.

Tsunami: No, that couldn't be it, there is no kindness in his heart. Must be boredom.

Starflight: Must be. Anyway, what kind of shenanigans can we get up to, now that we're back?

Clay: Well, school is out, so there's no dragonets to harass… and everyone's at home… so I don't know.

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Tsunami: Man, the writer's really lost his flair for the random and unexplained humor, hasn't he? This is boring.

Man in Black Suit: *emerges from bush and shoots Tsunami in the head.*

Clay: *gasp* Oh no! Tsunami died! Looks like we're going on an adventure to avenge our friend!

Man in Black Suit: No. *jumps back in bush*

Glory: *looks in bush to find the man huddled in there playing RAID: Shadow Legends, the new hit mobile game*

Man in Black Suit: Uh, hey. Leave me alone. I'm trying to enjoy myself playing RAID: Shadow Legends, the new hit mobile game!

Glory: What's RAID: Shadow Legends, the new hit mobile game?

Man in Black Suit: I'm so glad you asked! Raid is- *gets shot by another Man in Black Suit emerging from another bush*

Everyone: *gasps*

Man in Black Suit 2: We'll be having none of that. This assassination is sponsored by War Robots. War Robots is the new- *gets shot by third Man in Black Suit emerging from third bush*

Clay: Where did all these bushes come from-

Man in Black Suit 3: Phew, mobile game ads, am I right? This relatable joke is sponsored by Audible. I've been using Audible for- *gets shot*

Glory: Let me guess, a fourth man in a black suit?

Tsunami: Nope! *blows gun and the whole gun dissipates*

Clay: Woooow, Tsunami's alive! Who would've guessed? These deaths are always permanent! *gets shot*

Man in Black Suit 4: Don't ever joke about death. It's a serious matter. That's why I used the permadeath 3000 to kill you. You won't be coming back in a future story ever.

Glory: Wait, what?

Man in Black Suit 4: Yeah, that's right. This technology was given to me by someone from another dimension. It isn't even legal here.

Man in Black Suit 6: *emerges from bush and shoots Man in Black Suit 4* That's what you get for breaking the law you punk.

Tsunami: Wait, it jumped right from number 4 to number 6. Where's Man in Black Suit 5? *gets shot*