Editors Note: Ok this is not a serious Creepypasta. It's going to be really cringe because it's based off a very funny interaction with some friends over a FaceTime involoving a broken electronic Toy Globe. So I'm going to try and make this scary and cliche at the same time. So please enjoy!
CHAPTER 1: Purchase of Pain and Confusion
August 24 1996:
So I was 17 at the time. My mom had recently asked me to go to my neighbors yard sale to find a present for my cousins quinceanera. My mom was always cheap so it i guess she believed it's the thought that counts. So I went down to the yard sale and looked for something nice. These neighbors always gave me weird vibes so I tried to keep my visit brief. I quickly glanced over the array of items and spotted a Electronic Toy Globe. It was apparently a Quantum Leap brand Globe. It has a speaker with buttons and a stylus that is used to tap on countries and it would say facts about the country. It was a pretty crappy looking toy, like it had been stuck in a closet for ten years. My neighbor immediately saw me eyeing the globe and tried to sell me it. She wouldn't stop trying to sell it to me and she seemed very desperate to get rid of it. After I while I caved and bought the globe. As I was walking away from the house I pressed the on button by accident and it said: "T-TOUCH YOU-PLAY YOU-TOUC-!"This was the start of the worst experience of my entire life.