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Alice, New Queen of Wonderland

[One-Shot]

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This whole trial if it could even be called such was absurd, truly and utterly absurd. Ever since Alice arrived in this world she had been subjected to the bizarre and impossible. Now she was on trial in the face of the mad Queen of Harts that wanted to see her head roll. Not only hers mind you, but any other person who simply looked at her funny. Her vile and narcissistic attitude was precisely why karma decided she would feel it's wrath.

It was the queen's unbirthday, whatever that was, and the Mad Hater, King, and anyone else involved decided to throw her an on sight tea party. "Oh no." Alice groaned into her hand as all the people in attendance began to sing and inflate the already plump woman's ego. Oh how Alice wished they'd all stop, this trial was already a cluttered mess that made little no sense.

Unfortunately for her the improvised party would continue until the Mad Hater and company brought out a cake to present to the queen. Where they got it from, she had no earthly idea, but she couldn't deny it did look quite delicious. "For me?" the queen questioned, although it was pretty obvious she knew the answer. The plump woman ran her finger along the pink icing and began to suck her finger clean of the sugary desert.

"Now blow the candles out my dearest and make your wildest wish come true!" The hater smiled as he littered the cake with candles. There were just so many that it made Alice wonder how old the mad queen really was. She looked middle aged if anything, then again Alice didn't take anything in this world at face value anymore. Why would she when there were talking animals, bugs, plants, and playing cards that served as the queen's royal guards?

The Queen of Harts began to draw in air to blow out her candles, she drew in so much air that she looked like she was about to bust. Too bad she didn't. Instead she blew the candles off the cake as well as most of the icing! What a strong set of pipes she had. In hindsight she had to as a queen and she had plenty of practice using them to bellow out orders and throw her weigh around. The next thing that happened left Alice wide-eyed. The cake suddenly exploded in a blue mist to reveal a gift.

This world ceased to amaze her. In front the queen now sat a neatly wrapped present just waiting to opened. The crowed continued to sing their jolly tune much to Alice's dismay as the queen hastily tore through her gift with reckless abandon. Inside is what appeared to be a big purple crown, decorated with shiny white pearls and an even tinier golden crown on top. It fit nice and snug atop her majesty's head. Clearly the little trinket had lifted the mad queen's mood.

Alice didn't care much though as these silly shenanigans had gone on long enough. At this point she was literally waiting around for this nonsense to be over with. Her mood only brightened when the orchestrator of her current predicament made himself known... The Cheshire Cat. There he sat atop the queens head smiling. How he had masqueraded as the queen's gift was anybody's guess. All she knew was she now had a chance to get out of the situation. "Oh! You're majesty?!"

The happy queen addressed her. "Yes my dear?"

"Look! There he is now!" Alice pointed.

"Wha... Where? Who?!" The queen asked as she looked every which way. Did she not feel the added weight resting on her head?

"The Cheshire Cat!" Alice elaborated as she gestured to her head. Seriously, how did the queen not notice the little menece?

"CAT!" The queen shouted as she reached up at nothing. She was far too slow and once again the Cheshire Cat had eluded her. Her loud cry of anger had an unintentional affect, alerting a little mouse that had apparently been resting in the Mad Hater's little teapot.

"CAT!" He parroted. "Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!"

The poor little guy scrambled in complete terror at the loud mention of his natural enemy. Cats ate mice, did they not? He needed to hide! He needed to go somewhere, anywhere where the cat would never reach him. Without thinking properly he made a mad dash for the queen. The woman was unprepared for the little vermin and she could only back away in shock as the mouse used her as a springboard to get to the royal tapestry.

"There he goes! There he goes!"

"This is terrible!" The Mad Hater shouted in alarm as he and his well-dressed hare friend followed suit and used the queen to reach the tapestry as well. "Help! Help!" he called as they tried and failed to rapid scale the cloth. Eventually the whole darned thing fell down and them along with. Thankfully they had an oversized monarch to break their fall. The mad ruler's rage was momentarily silenced as she was buried under her own tapestry and trampled by her subjects.

"Stop him! Catch him! Catch him!" The hare ordered.

"Somebody help me catch him!" The Hater shouted to anyone who would listen as he and the hair crawled over the tangled up queen to chase the mouse. Eventually the mouse slipped up and that was all the Mad Hater needed to grip his tail. "The jam. Get me the Jam!"

"The jam! The jam! By order of the king!" The king called. Alice wasted no time reaching up for the jam the hater had left on the stand. Things were spiraling out of control and it would seem things were about to get a whole lot worse. The hare ran up to the blonde and pulled a knife from the jar. The blade was coated in jam and the little hare proceeded to launch the jam like a ball.

"The jam!"

It just so happened to be at this time that the Queen of Harts had managed to untangle herself. She looked as livid as could be and shouted loud, "Let me have it!" And have it she would as she got a face full of grape jam. Her embarrassment wouldn't cease there however as the mouse had broken free. The little king tried his best to smash the little guy with his gavel but in the end nailed his queen dead center on her skull. The loud ring that followed shocked everyone into silence. The king had bent the crown.

"Somebody's heads going to roll for this!" She growled beneath the tapestry. The king quickly threw the gavel to the hare. The hare panicked and passed it off to the Hater. Not wanting to be caught dead with the weapon, the little man tossed it to Alice. Alice wanted no part of this and chucked it aside along with the Jam. She placed both hands in her dress pockets and tried her best to look innocent as the queen tore herself free. The woman was enraged and dripping with Jam. All she saw was red... Red and Alice. "Ah-Ha!"

Well so much for looking innocent. It was then Alice felt the two lumps in her pockets and remembered the two pieces of mushroom she brought along with her. She quickly looked at both pieces and tried her best to remember which piece did what. Both looked exactly the same so it was a complex choice of the piece in her left hand or the right. She honestly didn't have the time to ponder and just went with piece in her right and quickly munched it down.

She hoped this was the right one.

"OFF WITH HER-" The queen's order died in her throat as her eyes went wide and a large shadow overtook her. Anyone not a part of the royal court took this time to bow out while the queen was distracted. The plump woman could only sit in fear as the girl she was about to execute suddenly had the mother of all growth spurts. She just kept growing and growing until finally her head hit the ceiling. This was a royal court so the ceiling must've been what... Thirty feet high? This girl all of sudden was thirty feet high. No she must've been slightly bigger because she was arching her neck down. Thing were not looking good for the queen anymore.

The royal guards were the first to respond as they ran up to the stand and began poking at the much larger girl's legs with their spears. Unfortunately for them their weapons were just about useless. They didn't even leave a single scratch. If anything they only served to annoy the giant girl. Things really weren't looking good for the queen. "Oh poo, I'm not afraid of you." Alice began to reach down as the card soldier's fell over each other. She easily picked them up in one hand and gave them the once over "Why you're nothing but a pack of cards." she finished before tossing them aside.

"Rule fouty-two." the king cut in. "All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immedately!"

"I am not a mile high!" Alice protested before crossing her arms. "And I'm not leaving."

And why should she leave? The queen had been nothing but unpleasant and rude since this farce of a trial began. She was so used to flaunting her power in everyone's face and acting superior and never getting her comeuppance, it was high time someone taught her that her actions had consequences.

The queen laughed nervously. She wasn't used to being in situations like these. "S-Sorry, rule forty-two you know-"

"And as for you!" Alice leaned down, scaring the queen into silence. The plump woman actually tried to use the king as a shield to block her from view. That wasn't going to work. "You're majesty." Alice mock curtsied, then placed her hands on her hip in disgust at the cowardly Queen of Harts. "You're majesty indeed. Why you're not a queen! You're just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant!"

The queen was shaking now. She needed to find a way out of this courtroom. Looking around quickly she realized that this giant girl was blocking the only exit and that her troops had all abandoned her as well. She was truly and utterly alone. Well not truly alone, she still had her loyal... King? Wait a moment, this was just a robe! Where did he...

"I'm not King anymore, I quit!" The former king shouted as he ran past the giant who allowed him to do so.

Now she was truly alone.

Uh oh.

The fat tyrant gulped as she craned her neck up to meet the giant blondes furious gaze. "Now let's not do anything hasty-"

"Hasty! That's almost funny coming from the likes of you. Ever since this trial began all you've wanted was to lop off my head. How many other's have you hurt simply because you were hasty?" Alice growled. She then left her stand and stood closer than before to the queen. "You're actions have consequences you're majesty and it would appear that you're long overdo in learning this lesson. So allow me to teach you."

The queen's eyes widened to ridiculous when Alice's foot rose from the ground and hung over her ominously. Was she going to...

"Tyrant of hearts!" Alice addressed. "I herby sentence you to death by flattening!"

"No! No! Please!"

The queen tried to run, but there was no way to leave her desk in time. The foot dropped, and the queen disappeared beneath to larger girl's shoe. There was a loud tremor that ripped through the courtroom and shattered any nearby glass. It was so powerful in fact that it could also be felt from outside. It didn't take an expert to know the queen of hearts was no more. No more would she plague Wonderland with her tyrannical attitude and abuse of power.

Alice just stared down at her shoe as the reality of what she'd just done soaked in. Slowly she raised her foot and winced at the underside The queen's plump body never stood a chance. Not wanting to linger on it she quickly scraped her foot against the once pristine floor and turned to leave the courtroom through the large smashed window. Once she made it outside she found herself surrounded by everyone from earlier and those she'd met on her journey.

They were all silent like her, wondering what would happen next. In that moment she could have sworn she heard her mother's voice, the same one that told her to grow up. Growing up meant taking responsibility and she knew what needed to be done. "The Queen of Harts is no more! Her reign of terror is over! As of this moment I will be your new queen... Queen Alice!"

There was silence for but a moment... And then applause. Wonderland showered their new queen with adulation.

Long live the queen they said...

Long live the queen.

Alice didn't know what her future would hold, but all she knew for certain was she would be a better ruler than her predecessor.

The End!