After the lady killing unsub was arrested, the BAU team flew back home from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. After the jet landed, Hotch, Prentiss, Strauss and Reid were leaving the jet. Morgan stopped JJ a second before she left the jet.
"Hey, JJ," Morgan said. "Do you have a minute?"
"Yeah. Why?" asks JJ.
Morgan starts smiling and he says, "We need to find Garcia!"
JJ starts smiling as well.
"You be Garcia and I'll be Strauss?" asks JJ.
"Deal!" said Morgan.
Then the two of them left the jet. They found Garcia in her lair turning off her numerous screens. They both walked in just smiling at her. Garcia notices them smiling so much.
"What?" asks Garcia while briefly smiling. "What is it?"
"We'll show you!" says Morgan.
JJ had her cell phone in her hand. Putting on a stern and serious face, JJ pretended to dial a number on her phone. Morgan was pretending to type at a keyboard. He pretended that the phone was ringing. Garcia looked confused while watching them.
"Oh, my God! Morgan's calling!" said Morgan while mimicking Garcia. He pretended to turn on a headset in his ear and he said, "Talk dirty to me!"
JJ raised an eyebrow.
"This is Section Chief Erin Strauss!" said JJ while mimicking Strauss.
Garcia gasped, realizing what they were doing.
"Ma'am!" said Morgan while mimicking Garcia. "Uh, I think it goes without saying that I was expecting it to be someone else!"
Garcia covered her face in her hands feeling so embarrassed.
"I need a list of every grade school in the third ward and Wauwatosa!" JJ said while mimicking Strauss. "Can you also get me a list of every guidance counselor that deals directly with the student body in those areas?"
"Certainly ma'am," said Morgan while mimicking Garcia. "And ma'am, I'd like to apologize..."
JJ pretends to hang up the phone call. They both look at Garcia and they started hugging her from both sides while laughing.
"Oh, my God!" cries Garcia. "You two heard that?!"
"We were right there!" said Morgan. "Baby Girl, you are too much!"
"Oh, it was so hard not laughing back there," admits JJ. "You were so bad!"
Garcia thinks about that for a minute and she started smiling. She looked at both of them.
"I was bad, wasn't I?" Garcia admitted.
All three of them were laughing for a minute, and all of a sudden, Garcia angrily hit Morgan in his arm.
"But, next time, it had better be you calling me!" Garcia ordered.
"Yes, ma'am!" Morgan said.
"Where are the others?" asks Garcia.
"Hotch and Prentiss already went home," said Morgan. "Strauss went into her office."
"And Reid went to Gideon's cabin to check up on him," said JJ.
"Do you feel like getting a drink?" asks Morgan.
"No," answered Garcia. "I feel like getting a lot of drinks!"
"I'm in," says JJ.
The three of them look at each other and they all laughed as they started walking out of the lair.
"Oh, my girl, you sounded just like Strauss!" Garcia said to JJ. "You, however," Garcia said to Morgan.
"'Oh, my God! Morgan's calling?!' I never say that! You, my Chocolate Thunder, should know that there's only one Penelope Garcia!"
"Tell me about it!" laughs Morgan.
"You don't have to tell me twice!" laughs JJ. "Oh, if you ever answer that phone thinking it's him, but it's me instead, I'll start calling you 'Baby Girl!'"
Garcia laughs and rolls her eyes while JJ gives her a mean smile.
"Promises, promises!" laughs Garcia.
Morgan looked at JJ's mean smile.
"Uh, Penelope, I think she means it!" Morgan said.
I thought up this story because of the countless times Garcia had flirted over the phone with Morgan. There were three different times that Garcia flirted over the phone thinking it was Morgan, but it was someone else. This Season 3 time, "In Name ad Blood," with Strauss, a couple of episodes later "About Face," with Rossi, and at the end of Season 8, "Brothers Hotchner," with JJ and Blake. And that time, JJ did call Garcia "Baby Girl" because of that mistake. They focused the end of that Milwaukee episode with Reid finding out that Gideon had left the BAU, but I always wanted to see JJ and Morgan tease Garcia about her mistake!
