NOTE: Before I get into this sotry, I want to note that there is some crazy stuff going on in the reviews with trolls pretending to be me and it seems to involve another very popular fanfiction writer. Please do not post my stories in other writer's reviews, and do not post reviews of other stories on mine. Sorry to anyone involved in the chaos, all we can do is pray that it stops. I have been receiving messages saying to kill self because of this, but I do not let it stop me. I actually think it is really funny that people think the troll is me! I have never fake reviewed my own story or someone else's.

NOW LET'S GET TO THE STORY!

Futa Loli

"Yeah you frown you whore you don't know what you want..."

Hi, I'm Naruto! You will be following me around my crazy life in this story! See you there!

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.

I'm gonna hit this city.

*Cruising down the street in my '64*

"You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card," explains Naruto.

The boys in the hood are always erect.

I'm on some eat a niggas shit, take a massive shit.

Now that is done.

I do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip.

As I'm cruising, I see Weiss, and shout out to him, although, I fucked that niggas bitch.

I am picking up Blake. She gets into my '64.

"SCUUUUM GAAAANG!" Exclaims Blake, as she gets into the '64.

"I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes," Naruto explains to Blake.

I put my dick in her backbone, and pass her to my bro.

I don't love her, that's a sad hoe. She a bad hoe.

"I'ma fuck her then dash home, to the cash." Naruto tells himself.

"On the stoop, crills in my drawers, your girl on my phone, brother." Naruto informs Sasuke.

Shout out, but I too, fuck that niggas bitch.

Sakura barges in right as

I'm cumming into Blake's butt hole and screams- "EW I HATE BUGS!"

She is focused on Black Shino's bugs that are reproducing all over the room.

*The bugs are offended!*

They join together to become a humanoid figure of bugs and

proceed to fuck Sakura vigorously to cure her fear of bugs, accidentally inseminating her.

They are not aware of this yet.

Shino is soon to be the father of interracial bug/human hybrid children.

"Man, that's really all I use her for." Naruto explains to Shino, as he kicks her out the door.

Blake also leaves.

Shino proceeds to complain about the vast differences in their lifestyle choices.

"She drinks lemonade, I drink Lipton! I woke up too moody, who gon' die today?"

I planned on dashing home to the cash, but this alerted me.

I knew I needed to help my comrade recover from his moody state.

I'm going to have to go out my way to pop a nigga.

We're trying to see a hundred bands in our faces.

"I will help you, but after I do the dash then I go out the way." Naruto is on board with the plan.

"We are going to rob a niggas shoes, rob a niggas lace, Naruto," Black Shino explains,

"see it in my motherfucking face."

Shino and Naruto then proceed to the '64 where they will cruise down the street in search of their new victim.

Check out the next chapter, where Shino and Naruto find a victim, chop her up into pieces and put her into a pot with hot sauce!

CHAPTER 2 Coming Soon!