CHAPTER 1

"..." - Normal talk

'...' - Thoughts

In this story Jiraiya has not yet imparted his lessons to Naruto and he is a very innocent(albeit a naughty) boy

Disclaimer - I do not own Naruto, although I kinda wish I did, Masashi Kishimoto does

Rating - T (might improve with time)

It was Naruto's 16th birthday and he intended on making every second as memorable as he could, and that of course meant some ramen at Ichiraku's and training Konohamaru in his sexy-jutsu. As per his usual, Naruto made his way to Ichiraku's stand and ordered some ramen. Ayame swiftly brought some fresh ramen to him, who thanked her profusely before saying "Itadikimasu" and proceeding to eat. Just as he was about to eat, Naruto's eyes turnes to Ayame who had her back turned to him. He traced his eyes along her back, lower and lower until he finally reached her ass. "Ahhhhh...", Naruto let out a content sigh before instantly blushing and thinking, "Why am i having such thoughts, its rude to stare, I shouldnt look any longer."

But to Naruto's despair, he was unable tear his eyes away from Ayame's back, he scanned every inch, until her breasts slowly started to come into his view. Naruto nearly had a nosebleed at the sight of the beautiful visage before him. Two neatly tucked orbs of smooth round flesh hid under her apron. His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a shy voice,

"Ummmm..., N-naruto-kun, y-you're staring!"

"Uhh, what ?", Naruto recoiled fiercely blushing a shade of red. "Im s-sorry, Ayame-chan! I w-was lost i-in my thoughts!"

Naruto quickly looked down and ate the rest of his meal in silence not daring to look up lest he died of embarrasement. He didnt even dare look up while paying, he just shyly left the money beside the bowls and ran out of the stand. 'Phew! That was a close call!', Naruto thought, 'Why am i having such thoughts?', Naruto pondered, he had seen Ayame countless time before, what happened today? 'That is never gonna happen, BELIEVE IT!'

Next on his list was training but Konohamaru was still in school and he had some time to kill, 'Well, today IS my birthday, maybe if i ask Sakura out today, she wont refuse!', pleased with his ephiphany, he skipped along to the Haruno residence. He knocked on the door and heard a happy voice from inside saying, "Come in! The doors open."

He gulped and enter the house. "Who is it?", Sakura chirped in a happy voice. 'Maybe things will go my way today!', Naruto thought.

"Its me, Naruto!", He answered. "Ohh, what do you want Naruto?", came a clearly disappointed response. "Well what i want...", Naruto's voice was cut short by a glaring Sakura who came out from the kitchen, "Get on with it Naruto-baka!". Naruto nervously glanced around and quickly said, "Since its my birthday today, will you go out on a date with me today?". Sakura instantly flew into a rage and screamed "WHAT! You want ME to go on a date with you teme? Listen here, that will never happen in a THOUSAND years! Do you understand you teme?", Sakura said glowering over him. "And since its your birtday, I'll give you the birthday gift of not hitting you on the way OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Naruto quickly turned and stumbled out of the house. 'Ehh, well thats not happening.'

He soon met up with Konohamaru and they went to the training grounds to practise their sexy-jutsu. Naruto brought along a couple of magazines which he had used to perfect his sexy-jutsu. He gave them to Konohamaru and told him to focus his transformation into some who looked like the girls in the magazines. Konohamaru browsed the magazines and finally selected a model, he took his stance, and performed the sexy-jutsu handsign. Instantly a cloud of smoke replaced Konohamaru and out came a woman who could've given the nosebleeds to the most resilent of shinobi. But Naruto was prepared for this. He had stuffed two cotton balls up his nose to prevent blood loss! "So what do you think?", Konohamaru asked as he saw the cotton balls in Naruto's nose redden with blood.

"I-its a-amazing Konohamaru!", Naruto started blushing instantly. "Why d-dont you do a few p-poses so I can see i-if you've p-perfected it?" Konohamaru did'nt think anything of it and started, catwalking, swaying his ass and breasts around in the air, oblivious of the effects it was happening on Naruto. Meanwhile Naruto could feel most of his blood being drained from the tips of his fingers and traveling to between his legs. 'Oh Kami! Why does this feel so good?' He suddenly grew aware of the growing tent between his legs and quickly became alarmed. He instantly stood up and did his best to hide the tent in his pants and said to Konohamaru, "I t-think its e-enough for t-today!"

"Hmmmph", dissapointed at being dissmised so quickly, Konohamaru quickly transformed back and started running back to his house.

Meanwhile Naruto had begun to go into a frenzy, 'What is happening to me?', Naruto groaned as his jumpsuit rubbed against him. 'Why is it swelling up?' He quickly turned wide-eyed.

'Oh no! I dont think this is supposed to happen!' He grew scared and started panicking. Suddenly he thought, 'Hey, I bet Granny Tsunade would know whats happening to me, shes the best med-nin in the whole of Konoha', pleased with himself for thinking of a solution, Naruto started running to the Hokage's office in search of Tsunade. He reached the Hokage tower and flung open the door and screamed to Shizune, "I need to see Granny Tsunade! Right Now!", scared by Naruto's tone, she quickly guided him to the Hokage's office and left him to his business.

"G-granny!", Naruto fumbled. "Uhh, what?" Tsunade looked up from the paperwork she was doing. "Yeah yeah, listen, I need your help with something!", Naruto almost hissed with urgency. Concerned by his demeanour, Tsunade asked, "What's wrong?". Naruto quickly looked around, went and closed the door, and then sat down in a chair in front of Tsunade's desk. "U-hh, I think I broke something, and its swollen", Naruto said in a low tone while trying his best not to blush.

"Hmm, what exactly did you break? A bone? Or a ligament?" Naruto shook his head frantically trying harder to control the blush that was spreading through his face.

"Well I wont know what unless you tell me Naruto!". Naruto, embarassed at his plight pointed downwards. Thinking he had probably cracked his knee, Tsunade leaned forward onto the desk to look at where Naruto was pointing. As soon as Tsunade's face cleared the table and she was able to see beyond it, she was greeted by the sight of a twitching Naruto with an enormous bulge in his pants!

Feeling scandalized, Tsunade almost screamed, "What is the meaning of this?"

"Uhh, um I was hoping you could tell me what it is?", Naruto asked, his face turning a shade of crimson red. "What! How could you not know what that is?"

Naruto responded even more shyly, "I-I dont know! Its never happened to me before !",

'What! He has never had an erection before? How is that even possible?' Tsunade wondered with a quizzical expression on her face.

"D-d you know whats wrong with me ?" Naruto asked again. Sighing deeply, Tsunade settled down and wondered why the Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves had to be the one to explain the knuckle-headed ninja about the birds and the bees. "Hmmmmm, alright, I'll keep this short and sweet", Tsunade said in a tired tone. "You do know about the difference between the bodies of boys and girls right?" Naruto responded almost enthusiatically, "Hai, what makes us boys are our strong muscles and what seperates us from girls is that they are beautiful!"

'Seems he is one muscle short in his head', Tsunade sighed again, "No Naruto", Tsunade then started explaining the blonde shinobi about the different parts of the human body, mainly the reproductive parts. Mid-way, Naruto raised his head to ask a question, "Yes Naruto?", Tsunade asked. Naruto first hesitated a little and then asked her, "Ummm, do-do I have a p-penis ?"

Tsunade had to stop herself from bursting into laughter and tried very hard to maintain a calm and neutral face before she answered his question,

"Well, you're a boy aren't you Naruto? So you do have a penis, all boys do. Well most do." Naruto was puzzled at the last part but wisely decided to keep his mouth shut. "Now, since you have reached puberty, you are maturing and so is your body, so when you see a person of the opposite gender you find attractive, your body naturally reacts by readying your reproductive organs to mate. But if you try hard enough, you can keep those feelings at bay and stop your body from reacting." Tsunade added the last part just to make sure that the young ninja didn't get any undesired ideas. Naruto had been listening keenly and had understood every word of what the Hokage had said, his erection, as Tsunade had called it died down too. He was relieved.

"Well thank you for that talk Granny, I'll be sure to bring along a bottle of sake for you the next time I come to see you!"

"Oh, thank you for that offer", She said as Naruto skipped out of the room and went out of her view. She silently prayed to Kami to not burden her day any more. Naruto ran back to his small apartment and heated up a cup of instant ramen to eat as he didn't want to go back to Ichiraku's and have a repeat of the afternoon's happenings again. Feeling enlightened, he crashed on his bed and started snoring right away.

End of Chapter 1

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