Chapter I

I awoke to the sun shining brightly in my face, I tightly hugged my pillow praying that it would somehow go away and let me sleep just a little while longer. I was too preoccupied thinking about going back to sleep that I didn't realize that my bedroom window was at the foot of my bed instead of the right side, I ignored it and rolled over so the sun was facing my back instead of my front. Then the realization that I wasn't just laying on my chest, but something around my chest area, and it sure as hell wasn't my arm.

I sat up a lot quicker than one usually would after waking up, and jerked the blankets up and looked down at my shirt. Confirming that yes, I now have breasts and no I didn't have them when I went to bed last night I did what one would normally do in this situation. I screamed, well began to scream I was just about to open my mouth when I heard a woman call from downstairs, "Usagi! You're going to be late for school again!"

I instantly recognized the name, Usagi, and what she said replayed in my head constantly, 'Usagi! you're going to be late for school again!' This was when my first full out panick attack happened. I screamed ran towards the nearest mirror and looked, I didn't see a twenty-one year old male with a small scar on his nose, messy brown hair and a goatee, what I saw instead was young japanese girl who looked no younger than fourteen, with large blue eyes and long blonde hair tied into an odango. This was when my second full out panick attack happened, I screamed again, after my screaming fit was over the obligatory 'What the?.." towards the cosmic universe and whoever was in charge came out of my mouth. My first words as a woman, a young girl at that and I was cursing like a sailor.

Yes I realize what I just said, and no it wasn't on purpose.

I was Usagi Tsukino.

And I was in SAILOR MOON.

The woman downstairs, or 'mother' screamed at me to hurry up, and I contemplated just sneaking out and running away, but I realized that wouldn't do me any favours. A young child just wandering around aimlessly during school hours was bound to get me in a lot of trouble, I figured maybe I could go back to bed PRAY that it would all go away, and when I opened my eyes I'd be in MY bed and in MY body, but I doubted Usagi's bed was some inter-dimensional doorway to alternate realities.

'Mommy dearest' warned me that I better be downstairs and out the door in the next couple of minutes or else, not wanting to experience first hand the wrath of a pissed off mom (ESPECIALLY an anime one) I went in Usagi's closet and grabbed her school uniform from her closet, I took my first step as a woman out the comfort of Usagi's room into the hallway and as quickly as possible searched for the bathroom. Thankfully it wasn't a long search as it was the next room over from Usagi's, I stepped inside the bathroom and contemplated the moral implications, of showering while a girl (one that's FOURTEEN at that), but only for a while as I remembered I'm on a time limit here. I took a quick shower, brushed my teeth, and dashed back to the room. Once I deemed myself worthy for an appearance in the outside world, I flew down the stairs, yelled out, "Bye!" slipped on my shoes and ran out the door, slamming it behind me.

I stood outside and took a deep breath, "One small step for man, one giant step for me."

I got lost, after spending nearly twenty minutes wandering around like a moron, a kindly officer gave me directions but not before giving me a lecture about tardiness and punctuality. Great, not only did I somehow find myself magically trapped in the body of a woman, it had to be a kid, I apologized and dashed off in the direction he pointed to. I realized a very important fact today: Despite being much younger, a great athlete does not Usagi make. Now gym class wasn't my favourite class back in my original body either, but I at least maintained a B average and could run a few laps around the track field. It felt like my chest was going to explode, 'maybe I'd die of a heart attack and when I open my eyes I'd be back in my original body' I grimly thought to myself, my dark thoughts would have to wait though as they were soon interrupted by me falling flat on my face. Looking back to see what I tripped over, I saw a small, black cat laying on the ground and making an absolute fuss.

Wait a minute. My knowledge of Sailor Moon isn't that great, the only time I watched it was when I came home for Thanksgiving to visit and my little sister made me sit down with her and watch the whole series, so I remember Usagi saving that flea bag from a bunch of little brats. Then I remembered that I spent twenty minutes roaming around like an dolt. I must have missed them terrorizing her, I walked over to her to see what else they did to her besides putting the band-aid on her head. Whatever it was Luna looked like absolute hell, her fur was downright filthy, she smelled bad, and she had the two band aids in the shape of an x on her forehead.

Realizing that hey, if I'm gonna be Sailor Moon I better have some fun with it, I picked her up and pulled the two band aids off her forehead, revealing the crescent moon bald spot.

"Hello Luna" I said to her, "When you come to my house tonight, I would like to have a discussion with you okay? But first we're gonna give you a bath because you smell terrible, and please know I would like to wear something more substantial than a skimpy little outfit that doesn't even hide my identity. I have to go now, I don't like school, but sadly I have to get through it"

The cat looked at me like I had pineapples growing out of my ears before she leaped out of my light hold, jumped off my head and landed on the roof of a car, and continued to stare at me, eye contact and everything.

I simply flashed her a smile and waved, "See ya later!" and continued on my way.