Love is not Chim-ple
A Brendan The Weird fanfiction
Written by Joel mitchell
I'm sorry
Chapter 1
Brendan was breathing hard. She was never good at running, and on top of it she was always made fun of for being so small. She didn't have many friends and she hated gym the most. Her main friend was running beside her trying her hardest to motivate her,
"Come on Bren!...you've got this!...I know you can do it!"
"Easy for you to say, Joelanna." Brendan mumbled.
Joelanna was pretty. She was the prettiest girl in school, had a sweet boyfriend and was pretty popular. Yet she chose to hang out with Brendan anyway. Joelanna had very pretty curly blond hair, a perfectly shaped body, and an incredible knack for athletics. Complementing that were her sky blue eyes and great fashion was the opposite. She was not ugly exactly ugly. She had thick brown hair and cold, intense gray eyes that pierced your soul and were anything but welcoming. She never felt confident with her looks, but knew that they weren't terrible. However, she had never had a great fashion Brendan ran along the track, she thought about the boys in her grade. None of them really stuck out to her, except for one. His name was Ethan. He was such a chad, and so annoying, but he was just so hot. As Brendan thought about Ethan, she thought about if she even had a chance with him. 'Of course not!' she thought at first, but then began to day dream. There he was, Ethan, so hot, and just as she had seen him three days ago at the beach. His abs were so intense and interesting, with his muscles moving and flexing with every stride he took in the water. His muscles were so big, and he turned towards . He was looking straight at her. His intense green eyes were so warm and welcoming, and as he walked up towards Brendan, she couldn't help but notice how hot he really was. He walked up to her, pulled her hair behind her ear and said,
"LISTEN HERE BRENDAN, YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL, YOU BETTER START RUNNING IN THE NEXT THIRTY SECONDS OR YOU WILL BE HAVING DETENTION FOR NEXT FRIDAY!"
"Oooh Ethan," Brendan whined, "I thought you were going to say something hot in my ear, like, i love you soooo much-"
Brendan snapped out of it. She had stopped and had not noticed it. Not only that, but everyone else had too, and had probably heard everything she was mumbling about Ethan and had definitely heard what she had just shouted out at the gym of the gym teacher, he was fuming mad, his face was redder than a tomato and the veins were sticking out on his forehead. She didn't even have to guess what was coming next.
"DETENTION FRIDAY. RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. UNTIL WHENEVER I SAY YOU CAN GO."
Brendan almost passed out as she realised how embarrassed she was, and then, the mixture between the embarrassment and the three mile run got to her and she threw up.
Then she passed out and fell right into the pool of vomit.
Needless to say, after school, Brendan felt miserable. She didn't even eat dinner, and went straight to bed, crying herself to sleep. Only one thought remained on her mind that helped ease her pain.
"Maybe he likes me back"
Chapter 2
The next day, Brendan accidentally slept in too late and missed the bus. She groaned. Not only did she have to face everyone at school's whispering and embarrassment, but she was late to school too. And she felt even worse when she realised it was friday, so she would have detention right after as she expected, as soon as she made it to school, everyone was talking about her and what had happened during gym. Joelanna found Brendan and walked with her to class. Brendan checked her watch. It was 7:15, so she was 15 minutes early to class.
"You know it's not all bad.." said Joelanna,
"At least you didn't lose any friends, you know. You still have me!"
"Yeah. maybe if I had friends in the first place, i would be happy about that." Brendan then started talking about how she had broken up with her boyfriend last night, but was interested in Cayson, Ethan's best friend. Brendan only half listened as Joelanna talked on and on about how she wasn't sure if she should ask him out, or-Brendan cut her off right there. She thought she heard her name being said out of the boy's locker room, which wouldn't be surprising if it wasn't HIS voice. Ethan's voice.
"Hey, Joelanna, I just heard Ethan say something about me to Cayson. I want to check it out."
"You know you can't go in there bren! You-"
Joelanna started, but Brendan wouldn't hear it. She headed towards the boys locker room to eavesdrop.
It was cayson's voice.
"-but did you hear her dude? She's so annoying and ugly, but she still thinks she has a chance with you…"
That hurt a lot. Nothing she hadn't heard before though. But what she was waiting to hear was Ethan's voice.
If she had any hopes, they were crushed right then. Ethan's voice came.
"Yeah. She's so ugly. I hate her so much and i'll try to avoid her from now on."
Immediately, she felt like crying. She ran to the girl's bathroom and cried in the stall for around 15 minutes. She heard the bell ring, washed her face off, but still felt and looked miserable. But nothing really changed, she thought I'm still ugly. I was before and I am now.
Chapter 3
She was late for class. Of course, the teacher didn't say much, but she got in more trouble nonetheless. The school day was horrible, and she was not ready for got to the detention room and was ready for the worst. She sat down at a desk and waited. And waited. And waited. But the teacher never came. The lights went out. It scared Brendan, as she jumped out of her seat.
She thought she saw a white flash go by the door. She checked her watch. Her detention time was over, and as she walked down the dark halls, she started thinking about Ethan.
'I HATE him now. I wish that someone new could come into my life so I could get over him'
Immediately after thinking that, she felt herself run into something soft, yet strong, soothing and rock hard. She reached her hand up and around whatever this white furry wall was. She felt around, feeling abs, and strong, booming muscles. As she stepped back, she was overwhelmed with a strong and intense handsome aura. She looked at his, no no. It's face. It had a sharp, strong jawline, a medium to long snout, with a black bean shaped nose on the end. And his eyes. Oh his eyes. They were brown beady eyes that when seen, looked into your soul sending chills of happiness down your spine. They said, "you look fine just how you are." they were warm, welcoming, and beautiful. All of this packed into one face including his two abnormally sized front teeth jutting out of his mouth in a way that was just on the line of handsome and appalling. His ears were round disks with pink areas in the that was just his head. His body was much better. He stood at around seven and a half feet tall, but his size wasn't menacing, moreso friendly, and warm, some kind of pillow or stuffed animal that you would cuddle with as a child. It seemed like an oversized, overstuffed rat plushie. His muscles were bulging, big and strong, although like that of a boyfriend that just wants to hold you close. He had what appeared to be an eight pack of abs and huge bulbous muscles making him appear overstuffed. His legs had huge thighs and adorable little feet at the end. His fur was white, and soft. So soft. It felt like a bed of feathers putting you to sleep. Warm, welcoming, and like that of a new stuffed animal. Being near him made you feel safe, comfortable, and he had an intense aura of love and beauty floating around him. He was perfect and just as Brendan was going to fall into his huge arms, beg him to hold her forever, he was gone. Leaving only a small note.
"Meet me in the janitor's closet tomorrow night so i can bring you home"
He was gone as soon as he came, that beautiful, beautiful rat.
Chapter 4
Brendan was in love. The rat she had seen was definitely the most perfect rat, or human, or whatever it is, ever. Brendan immediately called Joelanna, saying she was done with Ethan and wanted to have some fun tonight. Joelanna was going to suggest something, but Brendan just told her that she was going to check out what the school was like after dark, and that the school was always open. Joelanna was hard to convince, but when she mentioned bringing cayson along, it was pretty easy. On the way to the school, Brendan skipped along the sidewalk, whistling a tune. Joelanna obviously was fairly confused, but was too busy staring longingly into cayson's eyes to even notice. Brendan would normally have been annoyed at this, but tonight, tonight, it was different. She was going to find her own personal they got to the school, the doors were locked. "Bren, you told me the schools were always unlocked!" said Joelanna, raising her voice slightly.
"We'll just climb through the windows," said Brendan, reassuringly.
"But-" Joelanna was cut off.
"Oh come on Joelanna, why don't we have some fun? I like a girl who knows how to have fun you know," said cayson, giving Joelanna a little wink. Joelanna sighed, thinking of a way out for a second.
"Fine," she said, then climbed in through the window they had found wearily.
Brendan cut up ahead of the couple. They were talking, laughing, and making small talk. The talk cut off, and Joelanna looked down for a second.
"What's wrong?" Asked Cayson.
"Oh nothing," she said, looking back down.
Cayson reached for her hand, brushing the inside of her palm with his thumb, then grabbing her hand, interlocking fingers. Joelanna gasped, quietly, looking up at Cayson, who was now looking at her. She finally accepts his hand hold, holding his hand back now. They stop. Cayson turns towards Joelanna and brushes her hair behind her ear, then leans forward, and kisses her softly on the lips. Joelanna's eyes were wide open, unknowing what to do, and then she finally submitted to cayson's dominant hold on her. Brendan almost jumped for joy and cheered. She was happy for Joelanna. Cayson finally pulls back from her, and looks at her sadly. "What's wrong?" Joelanna asks.
"Well, I don't know," says cayson
"Just say it," says joelanna.
"Ok. Fine. I like you. I have for a while now," states cayson.
"I like you too, silly," says Joelanna, as she pulls him in again, kissing him softly, this time only for a second.
"Well glad to see you two lovebirds together i guess," states Brendan, flatly. Joelanna and Cayson both blush, heavily.
"Oh, by the way, Brendan," says cayson, " I know that I said some mean things about you, but me and Ethan were talking last night, and we both admitted that we really wish we hadn't. We both take back what we said." Brendan tries to act still upset, but it is too hard. She cracks a smile.
"Ok fine. I accept your apology. Now, lets keep going."
Brendan finally reaches the spot. The janitor's closet. She goes inside. Joelanna and cayson are too busy making out to walks into the dark room. The other rooms were dark, but this one is pitch black. The closet is dark and dank. The room smells like cleaning supplies. Brendan continues walking forward until she sees a light switch. She ficks it on, and just as expected, the creature is right in front of her. He yelps, then whispers in a baritone voice, so sweet and smooth, with a warm tone to it. The sweet, melodious sound of his voice said simple words, just,
"Please, just turn the light off, I'm hideous."
Brendan was shocked by this, and she chuckled. "If anyone here is hideous, it's me. You are the most handsome and beautiful rat in the whole galaxy."
"do you mean it?" asked the rat.
"Truely."
"you are not ugly, by the way," states this beautiful rat.
"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want you to run away with me."
The rat puts his hands gently around her waist, and pulls her closer, nuzzling her neck, his eyes closed, his soft fur rubbing up against all the exposed skin on her body, he whispers in her ear, telling her with his wonderful voice, just so softly that chills run up and down her spine and her whole body relaxes in pleasure from his sweet, baritone voice.
"I can make you perfect. For now, you will do just fine. You are perfect as you are."
he turns her face towards his, and Brendan smiles softly. He lifts his hand, and places it on her cheek, looking longingly into her pale, grey eyes. Brendan just wants to hold him, kiss him into eternity. But then it happens. Chim leans in and places his lips on hers, kissing her softly. Brendan thought that the lips would make it hard to kiss him, but she was mistaken. The gentle touch of his lips make her feel wonderful. He pulls back.
"The name's Chim"
Chim. What a beautiful name. She pulls him in, kisses him passionately, his grip seeming to loosen as she pulls him closer. They kiss passionately for a minute, their spit combining as they feel white hot burning love for each other.
"Oh how I want to hold you close, feel you, make you feel good," says Chim.
"Oh yes please, I'd love that," Brendan moans.
Brendan rips off the shirt Chim was wearing, revealing his rock hard abs and strong, sturdy pectorals. She slowly reaches her hand up his chest, starting near his stomach and leading all the way up to his pecs. She pulls her hand away from his soft fur, but chim just grabs her hand and places it back onto his chest. She lays on him, feeling his chest heave up and down, his heartbeat, steady and strong. She looks up and kisses Chim one more time, before standing up.
"I'm gonna go say goodbye to my friends," says Brendan.
She leaves the Janitor's closet and walks over to Joelanna, who is feeling Cayson's sturdy muscles under his shirt. Brendan explains it all to Joelanna, who hugs Brendan, and cries over not being able to see her friend anymore.
"Although I'm sad, I hope that this Chim guy treats you better. I love you and stay safe," says Brendan's mom, who was sad to see her go, but also wasn't real, as Brendan was an orphan.
"Bye Brendan!" yells Joelanna.
"Tell Ethan goodbye for me!" says Brendan.
Brendan heads back into the closet, and Chim is standing there, waiting.
"Are you ready?" asks Chim
"I most definitely am," states brendan.
Chapter 5
Chim grabs Brendan, and pulls her close to him, then pulls open the sewer grate. Chim jumps down. The rush that Brendan feels is incredible. The soft fur of Chim is being held tightly against her head, and the cold wind rushes around her, flying up her shirt, and sending chills down her spine. Brendan and Chim finally hit the ground, the fall not even fazing him. Brendan gets put down to the ground, gently and she looks around. It is a sewer, but there are nice lights hanging from the ceiling, nice tile floors, and flooring built across the grey water, built out of luxurious marble with carpet on top. There are basic household furniture around, and even a table, with a rose in a vase on it. Chim had built walls made of wood, all around and it was all carpeted. It by no means felt like a sewer, more like a home. Chim crosses over to the pull out couch, and pulls it out to be a bed. The sheets are nicely made.
"Are you ready for the time of your life?" asks Chim playfully.
"You know I am," Brendan replies with a wink.
"I am going to make love to you Brendan," states chim as he walks over to Brendan
"Sounds fine to me," replies Brendan,winking, and already taking off her shirt.
END
Afterword
Brendan is officially declared dead the day after that. Cause of death: did they know she was still alive, making love to a rat in the sewers.
Many mourned, but eventually, everyone moved on.