"I think you are sick."

"Yes, I am sick." Rin rolled her eyes. Seriously, what with this guy and his matter-of-fact statement.

"What did you eat last night?"

"The yogurt in the freezer."

Len closed his book loudly and staring dagger at her. "So that was you!"

"Uh... yes?"

"You are the one who ate my yogurt!"

"So what?"

"Why did you eat it?"

Now he's questioning something that clearly has an obvious answer. "'Cause I was hungry."

"And you ate yogurt?"

Why not? "Yes."

"You're not supposed to eat that!"

"And it's because?"

"Because it's mine!"

"Well, that's too bad."

"And it was already expired."

Rin nodded her head. Okay, then.

She blinks. Twice.

Wait. "...Huh?"

"Huh?"

She released a full-blown scream when her brain fully swallowed the information. "LEN FUCKING KAGAMINE!"

"WHAT THE HELL? WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY YELLED MY NAME LIKE THAT?"

She want to get up and, maybe, slap him or kick him for being so dumb, but she knew it would only make her stomach ache again. So she refrains herself.

"Why did you put an already expired yogurt in the freezer?!" She shot him an unbelievable gaze.

He gulped. "Uh, maybe it's because I didn't look at the expiration date first before I bought it?"

"What a stupidest human being."

"At least I'm not as stupid as the one who ate it and get herself sick."

Fuck her stomach. She's ready to jump at and fight this banana-sucking monkey at this second.

"You put it in the freezer! How the hell I suppose to know it's expired or not?! Why didn't you throw it in to the trashbin anyway?!"

He stuck out the tip of his tongue on the side of his mouth, closing one of his eye. "Oops, my bad."

"Go suck a dick, you douchebag!"

"Your face is douchebag!"

"Speak to the mirror, you stupid idiot! We literally have the same faces!"

"Shut up, you fat ass!"

"No, you shut up, you nerd! And my ass is not fat!"

"Fuck you! You can't even function properly without me, you she-beast!"

"Same goes to you, asshole!"

"Whatever. This just won't end if we still keep this up. Someone need to back down. And I'm, being the mature twin, should back off for the sake of the childish twin."

"You? Mature? Pfft!" She faked a laugh. "I'm the mature one. I was born first."

"Being born first didn't make you more mature than me, Rinny." He does that smug face and Rin want to scrub it hard off of his face. He's really done it so well of being an annoying bastard.

"Shame on you, I'm still the older one."

"What an ungrateful brat." He put one of his hand on his chest. Calm your awesome self down, Len, you are facing a donkey here. You need to calm down. Breath in, breath out, yes, good. "Come on, we need to get you to the doctor. I hope this won't turn out to be a food-poisoning case."

"Woah, it would be so cool, isn't it!"

Yes, he's positive she's already losing her mind.

"It is not."

"And why is that?"

"Because you will probably be dead when they brought up the case."

"Shit."

"Yeah. Shit."

...

"Len, I think I'm gonna die."

He shook his head and pulled her arm. "No, you will not. I won't let you. Stop being a dramatic bitch and help youself get up. You are as heavy as a buffalo, did you know that?"

"Thank you."

Right, he did not expected that.

"I always thinks that you are smart enough to know which one is an insult and which one is not. But I suppose I'm in wrong."

"No, you ass. I mean, I thank you for the part 'won't letting me die'."

"Oh."

"Yes."

"...Okay."

Then Rin making that face. "SHIT! NOW MY STOMACH STARTED TO STIR AGAIN AND IT'S HURT LIKE BITCH!"

"THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO GET THE FUCK UP, RIN!" Len got panicked.

"DON'T YELL AT ME!" she cried.

"YOU ARE THE ONE WHO YELLED FIRST!"

"Uhhh, it's huuuurttt..." She hugged her stomach, looked very sick that made him so worried.

"Oh my God. Is it that bad?" He asked rethoricaly. "Come on, here, let me help you sit." He pulled her arm once again, this time fully making her sit on the couch. "There you are. Do you want something?"

"The doctor."

Len rolled his eyes. "Yes, Rin. We're going to the doctor, like right now. Do you want something else?"

"Orange juice."

"Okay, wait. I'll make it for you and we go, okay? Good." He got up and headed to the kitchen.

"Lennn, fastttt."

"I know," he growled.

"Fasterrrr... Why are you so damn slow!"

"Yes, yes. Here your orange juice and let's go." He handed her a bottle of juice when he was done. "You can drink it in the car. Now, can you walk?"

Rin smelled the bottle, then she shook her head. "Nope."

"Nope? Then get onto my back." He down to his knee before her, giving her his back.

Rin raised an eyebrow. "What? Are you going to give me a piggy-back-ride?"

He snorted. "No, I'm going to swing you to the roof. What do you think?"

"Fineee." She got onto his back and put her arms around his neck.

"Okay, make yourself comfortable."

"You are not a fucking bed."

"Yes, Rin. I do realize. Thank you for reminding me."

"You are very welcome."

"Are you done, Your Majesty? If you are done, then I'm going to move my feet and walk."

"Why, please do, kind-sir. Before I got another stomachache, we need to get to the fucking doctor as faster as we can."

A small upward line tugged on his lips. "Very well then."

Nevermind the title, I got lost.