On a nice summer day in little bark grove 2006
Miriam a blue bird and a librarian had been on maternity leave in preparation for the hatching of there son
Irving had been preparing as well.
In a little crib layed a little white egg with green light speckles on it.
Miriam" there he is.
Irving" yep shouldn't be long now.
Miriam" thought of any names for the baby yet
Irving" yeah actually if its really a boy then we could name him harvey like Lee Harvey Oswald and Jhon Harvey Kellogg .
Miriam" Irving you know Lee Harvey Oswald was the guy who shot and killed President Jhon F Kennedy right.
Irving" yeah but Jhon Harvey Kellogg was the Cereal guy ether way I still like the name Harvey.
Miriam" okay i geuss Harvey can work .
Irving" and if the doctors were wrong and it's a girl then could name it Michelle like Michelle Tanner from Full house.
Miriam" okay that could work if it's a boy we will name it Harvey and if it's a girl we will name it Michelle then.
Irving" sounds like a plan.
Miriam" Harvey or Michelle I like those names.
Irving" there really nice names.
Miriam" so it's settled then.
Irving" yeah pretty much.
Miriam" yeah.
Irving" hopefully the doctors arnt wrong thought for all the money we paid them you think they should do better at there jobs.
Miriam" yeah.
Irving" I wonder our kid won't like us.
Miriam" Irving .
Irving" what I am serious.
Miriam" the kids is bound to like us one way or another.
Irving" I hope so.
The next day
June 10th 2006
At little bark hospital theres the sound of moaning and groaning
In the hospital two doctors walk by the the maternity ward
Irving: Come on Miriam, you're almost there. Just one more PUSH
Miriam continues groaning, and eventually gets the jar of pretzels open
Miriam" Why do they make these so hard to open?!
Irving" Ah thanks, honey
Miriam" So, anything?
Irving" Still taking his time.
Egg starts to shake, Miriam and Irving gasp, the egg begins to crack, turns over, and breaks in half revealing a blue baby bird with a huge head
The baby bird opens his eyes to reveal two huge Pac man eyes the baby bird then looks at his parents.
Miriam There he is. There's our Harvey.
Irving wimperes,
The baby bird stacked, two halves of the egg and puts the remains in,
Miriam picks up the newborn baby
Irving takes out a stuffed chick toy
Irving Here you go, little guy. A chicky chicky chicky.
The Baby Bird" Chicky.
Miriam Aw.
Irving starts crying
Miriam" Irving, come on.
Irving" OK, yeah.
The blue baby bird just smiles and cuddles the toy chicken
Irving" so sence he's boy you know what that means.
Miriam" yeah welcome to the world Harvey Beaks.