Geppetto walked into Pinocchio's room to see the dummy sitting on his bed, watching cartoons on his television. The old man had a concerned expression on his face.
"Pinocchio, I heard from a little birdy that you are gay. Is that true?" the elderly man asked.
"That is not true, Papa Geppetto," Pinocchio answered. Nothing happened.
"Oh, thank God, there are no gay people in this family!" Geppetto cheered, relieved.
"Hey, Papa Geppetto. I didn't know your nose could do that too!"