If you asked Naruto Uzumaki. "How do you expect to die"
Most likely, he answered you in an epic battle that would forever mark shinobi history, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
What he never expects is his favorite food, ramen. He would be in charge of bringing her to her inevitable end, after a very fatal food poisoning.
But who could blame him for not refraining from ramen after his difficult battle with Momoshiki, although he clearly had Sasuke's help and the fight was largely based on tai-jutsu. He wondered what would have happened if he had had a son to help him during the battle.
In Naruto's imagination a blond boy with orange clothes appeared very similar to him, both formed a colossal rasengan to finish off Momoshiki.
But hey he has no children ... no wife ... no girlfriend ... no lover ... No! I wasn't sobbing, dattebayo!
Now well Naruto was not expected that his arrival in the pure world would receive a great welcome. He rather expected a great fall from heaven, for whatever reason he cannot understand.
Well in Naruto's humble opinion, it was nicer than I expected it was warm, but humid, but warm after all ... Aagghh! !Wait...! Why are they pulling him by the feet?
Naruto felt a great tug and whatever warmth there was went to hell. The cold began to invade him suddenly and without explanation.
Great! Now they turned him upside down ...
"Aagghh!" The cry of a child echoed at the same time that he shouted- Wait! It was him?
The doctor, seeing that the boy suddenly fell silent, decided to spank the newborn again.
• SMAK • • SMAK • • SMAK •
"Aagghh!" Yes, it was him.
Now the question was to know how he was born again.
The doctor apparently decided to give it to his mother, once he felt they housed him in thin arms, he decided to open his eyes to observe his new mother ...
Once he opened his eyes he didn't know whether to be disappointed, or to thank Go-Auch!
Well her current mother was a beautiful young woman with brown hair, maybe in her teens, yes! Great! I was born from a teenage pregnancy, note the sarcasm in his words. Good! It was official, life liked to screw it up.
He noticed that the violet eyes of his mother were observing him curiously, he observed each movement with care and fascination.
Then he saw the woman's gaze drift right next to him, to a blanket-wrapped bundle beside him. Apparently he had a brother, or sister.
Effortfully flexing or just upward enough to see a redheaded baby sleeping. If he was not mistaken, it was a girl because of his fine features, that or he was a very effeminate boy.
It was then that the door opened and three people entered, two men and one woman. Both men were redheaded, one had a small goatee beard and was dressed in a formal suit, which looked very expensive indeed. The other redhead was younger, appearing to be in his 20s, just like his father was very handsome, his eyes were a greenish blue, and ... Why was he wearing black armor? It was then that I noticed his presence, it was strong and imposing and warm, it reminded him of his own.
It was then that I noticed the-Holy cows! That girl was colossal, well she had a lot of bosom, not as much as Tsunade but she was getting closer and that was already a great achievement. Her hair was silver like Ryūzetzu's and that Kaguya witch. Her face was beautiful, her skin as clear as milk, she is wearing ... a maid outfit? Well apparently this young lady had a very rare fetish.
While Naruto inspected the newcomers, these, well everyone in the room looked at him curiously. He was a newborn but ... he seemed so alert for some reason. Sirzechs especially watched him with some suspicion the moment the boy's gaze lingered on his wife's breasts and he opened his eyes impressed.
Grayfia was for the most part indifferent, though she felt somewhat uncomfortable when the baby's gaze lingered on her chest.
For their part, the parents looked at him fascinated, mainly Venelana.
"It seems we have a new Ajuka on our hands." Zeoticus chuckled, Venelana nodded proudly at his words, and Sirzechs, well he seemed depressed, a small rain cloud suddenly blossomed and mysteriously hovered over him.
"Oh Maou, no, no other ... I ... I have failed as a brother ..." he said between comic sobs as he took a few sips of snot on his nose. Grayfya approached him to comfort him, wondering exactly why she had married such a fool. Sirzechs leaned against his shoulder to whisper a few words to his wife. "I'll make it up to you in the bedroom ..." I whisper softly enough that only she could hear her.
Or true fabulous sex had nothing to do.
Naruto looked uncomfortably at the man who was crying comically on his wife's shoulders. With a little pity for him, he decided to raise his arms for him to carry and comfort him.
Seeing him, Sirzechs suddenly stopped crying and moved at crazy speed to carry the little boy. Once he held him in his arms the baby leaned on his shoulder and his little hands patted on him. Sirzechs couldn't have been happier as a sis-con. However the moment he pulled the baby away from his shoulder he felt something wet brush against his arm ... the little bastard vomited.
While Sirzechs began to regret carrying his brother, he and the others in the room were laughing at him.
Everyone noted how sharp and playful his laugh was, so much so that it would make Loki proud.
At that time the brothers thought something simultaneously.
"He did it on purpose! / ~Hee hee hee Maybe things aren't so bad~"
In a grand palace several very well-dressed people were desperately searching for something ...
"!I found it"
Or someone.
The place was the Gremory mansion, which was colossal, the people were the servants of the Gremory family.
"Hahaha! They will never catch me" The one they were chasing was the young son of the Gremory family of 10 years, no, he was not his heir, that position belonged to his sister Rías who was born two minutes before him.
Although instead of the usual straight red hair of the Gremory, his hair was very wild and ... blond?
No, his mother did not have an affair with a Phenex, he painted his hair. His skin was tanned instead of the porcelain skin that his mother and brothers had, although of course that was expected when the boy never stayed indoors.
"Come back here Naruto!" What is the reason they are chasing him? His family had gone to the Phenex house for whatever business they had, taking Rias as usual, but it is for good reason, the last time Naruto went to an outside house he somehow planted traps in every corner of the Sitri house, oh and I forget to say that he broke his marriage contract with Sona.
Naruto had a cheeky smile on his face as he ran from the servants, who unlike his sister did not approach him with respect, and do not misunderstand it is not because his family and servants exclude him for being different, quite the contrary , the servants spoke to him this way because they did not see him as a superior, but as an equal. They considered him either a son or a brother.
All this because he asked them to, but it was because Naruto was like that, oh and also because he did not treat them as servants, but rather as he would do with his family, because he saw them like that, as his family already whether they were servants or not, it was his family now.
Even being a Hokage, he hates honorifics, but had to swallow his pride down his throat and accept honorifics after a reprimand from Tsunade (which left him hospitalized for a week)
Naruto ran around the patio without taking much breath with his big smile on his face, that was another big difference, he looked more like his brother Sirzechs than his father, mother and sister Rías, all of them were so formal and conceited (Rías )
He preferred to be himself, being free would not waste this second chance, he had lived enough shit in his first life that he did not enjoy this one.
And the fact that he was not the heir to the family only made him freer, and it is not that many nobles had high expectations of him, unlike his prodigal brothers he was not one ... nor did he have the power of destruction ... he wasn't very smart ... no he wasn't jealous.
Naruto ran straight into the great forest that bordered his great house (cof mansion cof), as always, his face glowing with joy as he escaped from his pursuers.
He passed after passed, moved further away from the mansion, smiling sideways, he gave a small jump towards a very inclined branch.
Then he jumped to another branch of the tree without being seen if still affected by the great jump from one tree to another.
Once his brother tried to train him in magic, it goes without saying that it was a resounding failure, as surprising as it was for a demon (and mainly a high-ranking one like him) he had no satyr of having ever possessed magic.
Seeing the good side, he was able to access his long-awaited chakra again.
Doing things like this, jumping from branch to branch while being chased by angry mobs was, to say the least, nostalgic.
*CRACK * *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
"Shit!" I scream as I fall from a great height to the floor.
He closed his eyes, waiting for the impact against the ground.
Nothing, nothing happened at all.
He counted time.
1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... .7 ... 8 ...
Nothing.
He opened his eyes to see what the hell was happening, he could only be with his mouth open.
An angel ... A true and genuine angel had saved him.
He had all that he had read of them, bright blonde hair like his, radiant smile, black wings like a raven ... What? Wait!
He looked at the angel's wings again, yup. They were black, as black as night or Sasuke's Amaterasu.
He sighed, what a fucking shit ...
"Are you going to kidnap me?" Straight to the point and without beating around the bush he asked.
"How did you figure it out so fast?" The fallen angel asked sarcastically.
"Aside from the fact that you are a fallen angel, you have a pedophile face, and you release too much killing intent, did I mention that you have a pedophile face?" The fallen angel exploded in anger.
"Damn boy! You're lucky my employer wants you alive!"
"Ah, so you follow orders, right ?! I think someone is too talkative!" The fallen angel took slow breaths.
"You say some other nonsense and I castrate you" he said seriously.
"... Good" he said pale and without much life in his voice.
A teleportation circle opened above them.
Damn! The blond thought. 'At this rate this guy will take me out of the underworld.'
He swallowed, the circle had consumed them both.
'I need a plan ...' something crossed the blonde's mind, something he was sure he will regret.
The fallen angel whose name is still unknown felt something slightly wet on his shoulder, then opened his eyes realizing what kind of liquid it was that they splashed him with.
"You son of a bitch! You pissed on me!" He threw the boy to the ground, but before he touched the ground he threw a small ball of smoke on the ground.
"Bastard!" The fallen angel shouted in disgust.
The smoke began to dissipate, I notice something unusual, he was surrounded ... surrounded by the same brat that pissed on him.
They all smiled as a small evil shone escaped from everyone's eyes, the army of approximately one hundred identical blond joined their hands to form a somewhat strange sign, it almost seemed that they spoke in sign language for all the little changes they made .
"Harem No Jutsu!" And again smoke, but this time as it faded there was that annoying blond boy and his army of clones, instead there were a bunch of hot girls with highly voluptuous bodies, big breasts, wide hips, small waists and a firm and round butt .
The most resulting was undoubtedly the blonde girl with pigtails who slowly approached him with a light and hypnotizing hip movement that made the girl's bottom and breasts bounce happily, without a doubt her breasts were the largest she had seen in his life, like forgetting his face. He looked carved by God Himself, and those mustaches only added cuteness to the girl.
Slowly all the girls with a dreamy laugh approached the fallen angel and flirtatious words, suddenly the fallen angel was totally surrounded by the girls rubbing their voluptuous bodies together, and some even rubbed their breasts against their back, one of the girls Slowly he put his hand to his member and ...
*PUM* *PUM* *PUM* *PUM*
The guy fell backwards, the blonde with pigtails had a big stone in her hands with which she surely hit him on the head and knocked him out with the blow.
Again smoke, as the smoke left there was only the blond Boy with mustaches, some sweat rubbing from his temples, with a quick movement with his wrist to wipe the sweat.
"I thought I would have to go further with that guy ..." A shiver ran through his body remembering the last time he reached ... well, literally one of his clones masturbated a guy to get information, and receive the memories of that clone ... let's just say it wasn't very pretty, and considering the subject's fetishes that time ... He promised never to go that far with a guy to get information from him! Never ever for the sake of your mental health!
But now there was only one question ...
"Where the hell am I ?!"
And this despite not knowing it at the time, was the beginning of one of his greatest journeys.
AUTHORS NOTE:
Ok dokie, I hope you enjoy the story as much as I enjoy writing it, by the way, this first chapter compiles what were originally two short chapters, but how they complemented each other so well ...
Bye Bye.
PS: Maybe write a lemon one shot and a crossover of Naruto and Jojos Bizarre Adventure, But I dont know in what part, but my favorites until the momento are the seventh part, the fourth parth or the third.
Bye Bye.
PS: Maybe write a lemon one shot.