"Hello Internet!" Maketh Tua waved, smiling."It's nice to see you during these Dark Times that we live."

"I remember a time before the Dark Times!" Yelled old Ben Kenobi.

"Shut up Ben!" Maketh said, anger in her eyes. She then took a deep breath and smiled."Now, as the whole World knows by know, the Coronavirus, or known as Covid-19, has spread across the Globe. So, me, the Empire, and other Famous Star Wars Characters, both Legends, and Canon, will explain to you stuff about the Coronavirus...right?" She said, looking everyone and Droid in the Room.

"Eh, why not?" Yogar Lyste shrugged."I'll start. The Coronavirus was named after a Mexican Beer-"

"NO!" Maketh yelled."I mean, explain the Symptoms of the Corona!"

Eli Vanto's Face was in understanding."Oh! Okay. Well, don't drink beer because it can ruin your-"

"NO! I mean Covid-19, not the Beer!" Maketh yelled again. She felt a headache coming on.

"What?! I thought we would get free Beer if we came here?!" Sana Starros exclaimed.

"I just came to see if I could be Canon." Said Durge.

Maketh sighed again and groaned."I know a symptom of the Coronavirus," General Grievous said, raising a hand."One known Symptom is Coughing."

Maketh nodded."Take note: General Grievous is a Cyborg and whenever he Coughs, he covers his Mouth...on a Ship full Droids."

Grievous shrugged."I do my best when I'm not killing Jedi."

"The other Symptoms of the Corona is Fever and Tiredness. The most important thing to do is to wash your hands a lot. It will decrease the chance of you getting Covid-19 and other people getting it as well."

"I doubt washing your Hands will even do anything." Muttered Admiral Motti.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." Darth Vader said as he force choked Motti.

"Vader put him down or I swear I will deem Kylo Ren cooler than you!" Vader then stopped choking Motti.

"Now, another thing you should do is leave your house only if you need to go to a Grocery Store or at Work," Maketh said.

"One last thing you should do is not touch your face at all. Or, try not to anyway. And if you need to touch your face, for whatever reason, please wash your hands."

"Can I go home now?" Wilhuff Tarkin asked. Maketh was going to respond when she saw him wearing his Slippers.

"Why are you wearing your Slippers and not your Boots?!" She exclaimed.

"You know why."

Maketh sighed."Well, that's all the time we have today. Thanks for reading and remember, stay-

"Drunk!" Han Solo came into the Room drunkenly.

Jacen Solo, er, Darth Caedus and Kylo Ren facepalmed."Dad!" The two then looked at each other.

Maketh groaned.

"I was going to say-

STAY SAFE!"