barrylawn ace president

one morning john phoenix got out of bed and got on his computer and checked up on the john phoenix fanclub, he was already famous so his forums had 1000 messages which was very impressive considering he was only a month old

but to his constant frustration there was another forum above his and it was the most popular forum in the world it was called attorneydale and it had 50000 messages

it was clear that john phoenix would overtake them, however in 1 month he got 1000 messages that meant it would take 50 months aka 3 years to beat them, and even then thats assuming they stop talking but they still havent so it could well take over a hundred years!

for the first time in history john phoenix decided to take a peek at the forum what he saw was not talking about the world of phoenix wright like all forums should be instead it was people roleplaying and any actual talking was about their insignificant lives

this infuirated john phoenix so he got in his personal cab and the driver took him to the fanfiction dot net white house

"were sorry we cannot delete rope play forums" said zack the fanfiction dot net owner "go away"

it made john phoenix mad that zack would talk down to him like this and he wanted to punch him but then a light of hope entered as the door opened (the light was from the sun)

into the white house walked the president barry lawn!

"barrylawn help me attorneydale isnt a phoenix wright or john phoenix community its a sham i want it gone but it doesnt go against the rules enough for zack" said john phoenix

barrylawn stroked his magnificent beard

"leave it to me"

barrylawn took out a letter and pen and wrote a letter saying "you are all being doxxed, delete everything!"

barrylawn then took the note and send it to attorneydale and two minutes later they deleted everything and john phoenix was at the top of the forums

john phoenix smirked, he knew that getting barrylawn's help would be all it would take to defeat attorneydale

he shook the presidents hand and the president shook his, they were equally ecstatic to shake the hands of such impressive men

the end

(PS remember to join the official john phoenix fan forums today!)