Ok. So those of you who have seen/listened to/are obsessed with Hadestown, I kinda thought that possibly Magnus and Alec would fit into Come Home With Me, so here. Enjoy, Broadway freaks.
JACE
You want to talk to him?
ALEC
Maybe
JACE
Go on.
Alec
ALEC
Yes?
JACE
Don't come on too desperate. (Alec slaps Jace)
ALEC
Come home with me
MAGNUS
Who are you, hot Shadowunter?
ALEC
The man who'll end up marrying you
I'm (AlexanderGideonLightwood) Alec
MAGNUS
Is he always like this?
JACE
Never
MAGNUS
I'm Magnus
ALEC
Your name is like a good weapon
MAGNUS
(coughs)A fighter, is that what you are?
ALEC
I also play the straight man
MAGNUS
Oh a fighter and an actor too
I've met too many men like you
ALEC
Oh no, I'm not like that
JACE
He's not like any man you've met
Tell him what you're working on
ALEC
I'm working on coming' out
I'm not quite finished yet
But when I'm done and when I flaunt it
I'll probably be disowned
MAGNUS
Come again?
ALEC
I'll be disowned
MAGNUS
Why? I haven't seen a gay shadowhunter since... I can't recall
ALEC
That's what I'm working on
A speech to fix what's wrong
Take what's whole
Make it broken
A speech so beautiful
It brings the Shadow World back out of tune
Back into their nightmare
And all the gays will bloom
When you become my husband
MAGNUS
Oh he's crazy. Why would I become his husband?
JACE
Maybe because he's hot?
MAGNUS
Hot? That's worth a lot
What else you got?