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The Golden Eggwich
Hanna and Mona enter the Academy's open hall. It is Sandwich Day.
They walk up to the sandwich cart.
"Smexy Mona-Mon, isn't Sandwich Day soooo totally awesome?" says Hanna.
"I'm not so sure. None of the sandwiches are labeled and there's dry ham, old mushroom, grilled walnut-beef and a bunch of other sneaky flavors that aren't exactly yum yum." says Mona.
"True, but there's one wonderful one, thanks to the golden bird that lay a golden egg." says Hanna.
"Right. There's only one though." says Mona.
"I know. My point is, the eggwich is super-yummy and well worth to dig through all that other crap to get." says Hanna as she grab a sandwich.
She pull the wrapper open and takes a bite, but it is dry ham, not the golden eggwich.
"Dang! Dry ham..." says Hanna.
"I'm sorry, Hanna-Boo." says Mona.
"Look at stuff from the bright side, Marin. Rather a bad draw here than in a duel." says Emily Fields.
"Oh...hi, Emily. So you got the eggwich?" says Hanna.
"I did not." says Emily.
"True. No one did." says Mrs Eva Baluuba, the old lady that makes the sandwiches.
"Why? Where is it?" says Hanna.
"No idea. Someone's probably stealing them." says Mrs Baluuba. "For the past 7 weeks the eggwich has been gone every damn time."
"Alright. We must find this fucking thief and stop the person." says Hanna.
"How, Han?" Says Mona.
"Me not sure yet, but we gotta find the thief. Stealing the eggwich isn't sexy." says Hanna.
"Do you have to use the word 'sexy' that much?" says Spencer Hastings.
"Hi, Spencer. Someone's stolen the eggwich and Mona and me will find out who." says Hanna.
"Please answer the question." says Spencer.
"Uh, sorry...'sexy' is my favorite word, yeah. I love using it a lot." says Hanna.
"I'm gonna forget that fact, for sure." says Spencer.
"Awww, soooo cutie cute!" says Hanna, all childish.
"Whatever..." mumbles Spencer, leaving the room.
"Mona, we gotta find the thief. Let's go." says Hanna.
Several hours later when the sun goes down, Hanna and Mona hide in the open hall, waiting for the thief.
"Han, me is tired." whisper Mona.
"Chill, babe. I'm sure the thief is gonna show up soon." whisper Hanna.
"Okay..." whisper Mona.
"Yeah." whisper Hanna.
Suddenly the door to the hall opens and someone enter.
It is a girl named Taya Lupain, a student from Yellow.
Taya walk up to the cart and grab a sandwich.
She open the wrapper, takes a bite and smile when she discover that she got the eggwich.
"Yo, stop! Stealing eggwiches isn't cute." says Hanna.
"Opsss..." says Taya.
"I challenge you to a sexy duel. If I win, you stop stealing the eggwich, bimbo." says Hanna.
"Alright. I accept, loser." says Taya.
"Sexy. Duel-time!" says Hanna. "I open with a monster set in defense and a couple cute face-downs."
"That's all...? I play Shadow Dancer and I equip her with Red Spear Alpha." says Taya. "Attack!"
"You set off my sexy lil' trap...Hero Spotlight no. 2, yeah!" says Hanna.
"What the crap does it do?" says Taya.
"I take 3 heroes from my deck, hold them in my hand back of cards towards you and you pick one and I get to play it." says Hanna.
"Hmm, the middle one!" says Taya.
"Too bad, do you that is. Go, Elemental Hero White Dildo!" says Hanna as she summon the monster in attack-mode.
Hanna's monster is stronger than Shadow Dancer, even though it has a boost from the equip-spell.
Elemental Hero White Dildo destroys Shadow Dancer.
"Awww, so sexy. My turn again. I activate my other face-down and it's Golden Paint. This card paints my monster's dildo in gold and bring her attack-score all the way up to a sexy total of 2900." says Hanna.
"Crap." says Taya.
"Elemental Hero White Dildo, direct attack!" says Hanna.
Elemental Hero White Dildo does a direct attack on Taya.
"Sexy and I end my turn by throwing out a face-down." says Hanna.
"Do you have to use the word 'sexy' so much?" says Taya.
"Yeah." says Hanna.
"I play Cyber Mama Beta in defense-mode and as long as she's in defense she cannot be destroyed by battle." says Taya with an evil smile.
"That fat old robot cannot stand against what I'll bring out." says Hanna.
"Really?" says a confident Taya.
"See? I play the spell card Holy Orgasm. If I have a LIGHT hero face-up on my side, this card turns one machine monster all rusty and weak. The monster I pick is that fat thing ya have and now when it's rusty its effect is gone. Elemental Hero White Dildo, destroy the fat crap monster, go!"
Elemental Hero White Dildo destroys Cyber Mama Beta.
"I play this card, the spell card Restitution of Evil. When you destroy one of my monsters I can destroy one of yours. Kiss your slutty monster totally fuckin' bye-bye." says Taya.
Hanna's awesome Elemental Hero White Dildo is destroyed.
"I set a monster in defense and I also play a face-down." says Taya.
"My turn! Hmmm...yes. I play White One Again. This spell card let me bring back one Level 7 LIGHT monster from the Graveyard. Welcome back, my sexy Elemental Hero White Dildo!" says Hanna.
"No, not that thing once more." says Taya in anger.
"Yes. Elemental Hero White Dildo, attack." says Hanna.
"Sorry, girl. I activate the trap card Dark Paralato. It stop all your attacks this turn if I send a DARK monster of Level 4 or higher from my hand straight to the Graveyard and send my Black Oragu there." says Taya.
"Not sexy!" says Hanna.
"It is for me." says Taya.
"Me is the one who does the sexy stuff here. I play Elemental Hero Little Bitch in attack-mode and when she's out my Elemental Hero White Dildo can attack you directly with half of the normal power. Go!" says Hanna.
Elemental Hero White Dildo attacks Taya directly.
"Damn! Here we go. I tribute my monster to call in a stronger one. And then I play the spell card Brain Control to steal your best hero." says Taya.
"No way! You won't get my sexy Elemental Hero White Dildo. I activate the spell card Instand Reverse of the Spell. So I take your defense monster and tribute it to summon Elemental Hero Trio-Dick Trans." says Hanna.
"No!" says Taya.
"Okay. My 3 heroes can all attack you directly. Attack." says Hanna.
Hanna's heroes attack Taya directly, taking her life points down to 0.
"Yay! Sexy little Hanna-Boo win again! So damn cutie cute!" says a happy Hanna.
"Han, you were awesome!" says Mona in joy.
"Thank ya, Mona-Mon." says Hanna.
"I lost..." says Taya.
"Yup and as you promised you gotta stop stealing the eggwiches." says Hanna.
"No. I refuse." says Taya.
"What? You said you'd stop if I could win and I did." says Hanna.
"Rules are for breakin' you know, slacker." says Taya.
"Wrong!" says Hanna.
"The eggwiches are mine." says Taya.
"That's wrong." says Hanna.
"I agree." says Mona.
"You two little slackers can never stop me." says Taya.
"No, but teacjers can. Mona-mon, camera." says Hanna.
"Right here, Hanna-Boo." says Mona as she reveal her little spy-camera.
"What the crap?" says Taya in anger.
"Mona recorded everything and when we show it to the teachers, they'll kick your sad pussy straight out from the school." says Hanna.
Taya goes down on her knees and cry like a little kid.
The next day, Hanna and Mona show the footage from Mona's camera to all the teachers and Taya get expelled from the Duel Academy.
"One bad kid less, sooo sexy." says Hanna as she and Mona watch Taya step obbaord a boat and leave.
"Yeah, Han." says Mona.
"Life here is gonna be much more cute now." says Hanna.
"I hope so." says Mona.
The End.