john phoenix ace fisherman
john phoenix decided it was time to go on a relaxing vacation with his friend lockedattorney so they went fishing
"u know john phoenix" said lockedattorney "i am an ace fisherman"
he threw a line into the water and immedately pulled out 5 guestfish (theyre grey with white silouetes in the middle), he threw them in the bucket with a "ace attorney fanfiction section" label on it
"objection im better" said john phoenix and he threw the fishing rod into the sea and then something bit the bait!
he pulled and he pulled and he PULLED IT OUT!
"YES! i caught an honestfish!"
"lol u are getting baited so hard right now" said honest, the fish
"dis fish is unintelligent im the one who caught it" said john phoenix as it failed and he killed it and threw the remains in the sea, a fish like that didnt deserve to be remembered as a tasty eat
the end
(this story was metaphorical if u dont get it then ur stupid like honest)