Disclaimer: I own nothing. Also this is based on Pixel's Fanbooks Cinnamon Bun's Music. Expect some light character bashing in every chapter. Rated M for language.
Chapter 1: CDs and Light Trespassing
Anyone seen Deku? Ochaco asked the students of 1-A.
"I think he said something about the new Animal Crossing coming out and that he'd be back after spring break was over." Iida replied.
"So Midoriya's spending his spring break playing Animal Crossing?" Mineta began asking, "Pussy ass bitch."
"How is Midoriya enjoying Animal Crossing considered bad?" Kaminari asked the grape midget.
"Cause only little kids and women play Animal Crossing." Mineta replied, not noticing the murderous glare coming from all the other students.
"My brother plays Animal Crossing and he's ten years older than me." Iida pointed out.
Also most of the people who play it are fans who have been playing it since they were children." Tsuyu said, not noticing Mineta had snuck off at this point.
"Mineta walked away saying something about Midoriya's room and the phrase "Hidden Porn Stash" Todoroki informed everyone, using air quotes for the words "Hidden Porn Stash"
This caused the entire class to run upstairs as fast as they could to Midoriya's room, only to find Mineta pulling several locked boxes from under Midoriya's bed.
"PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!" Mineta cried when Bakugo and Kirishima pulled him out from under the bed.
"Fresh out of mercy." Bakugo replied while hitting Mineta in the crotch with an explosion.
"Trespassing isn't manly bro." Kirishima said while throwing him through the open doorway.
"Hey, what are those?" Mina asked while gesturing to the boxes.
"Porn! Glorious porn!" Mineta said, earning another hit from Bakugo.
"It's not porn." Bakugo began to explain, "It's the nerd's music collection."
"When you say music collection what do you mean exactly?" Jiro asked curiously, "Does he just collect CDs he likes or does he record music?"
"It's mostly him recording music, although the blue box is all the stuff he bought." Bakugo responded.
"We are so listening to these." Mina said while grabbing two boxes, while Kaminari and Kirishima grabbed the other two, leaving the blue box behind.
"Ashido! We should leave Midoriya's stuff where he left it and not violate his privacy." Iida tried to tell the pink skinned hero in training.
"Iida calm down, it's Midoriya, do you really think he'd be against us listening to his music?" Mina asked the class representative.
"The point still stands." Iida responds.
"Besides, Jiro already went to grab a CD player from her room." Mina pointed out to the defeated class rep.
_5 Minutes Later, Common Room_
"So, which one should we listen to first?" Mina asked while holding a handful of CDs.
"There's so much to choose from." Jiro said with stars in her eyes.
"This one seems like a good one." Tsuyu said while holding a case with the words Slow Motion written on it.
As the song started the sounds of a guitar and a keyboard soon filled the room, followed by Izuku singing.
Miss Jones taught me English
But I think I just shot her son
'Cause he owed me money
With a bullet in the chest you cannot run
Now he's bleeding in a vacant lot
The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot
I guess I didn't mean it
But man, you should've seen it
His flesh explode
Slow motion, see me let go
We tend to die young
Slow motion, see me let go
What a brother knows
Slow motion, see me let go
"The way he blends the piano and guitar is amazing." Jiro said before anyone else could.
"And his voice." Mina agreed.
"Don't the lyrics seem a little dark to anyone?" Ochaco asked, noticing the lyrics
Now the cops will get me
But girl, if you would let me
I'll take your pants off
I got a little bit of blow, we could both get off
Later bathing in the afterglow
Two lines of coke I cut with Drano
And her nose starts to bleed
A most beautiful ruby red
Slow motion, see me let go
We'll remember these days
Slow motion, see me let go
Urban life decays
Slow motion, see me let go
"I think I might have figured it out." Jiro said, referring to the lyrics.
"And?" Kaminari asked.
"Let's wait till after the song is over." Jiro replied
And at home
My sister's eating paint chips again
Maybe that's why she's insane
I shut the door to her moaning
And I shoot smack in my veins
And wouldn't you
See my neighbor's beating his wife
Because he hates his life
There's a knock to his fist as he swings
Oh man, what a beautiful thing
And death slides close to me
Won't grow old to be
A junkie wino creep
"So is he trying to die in this song?" Kirishima asked.
"Seems like it." Sero added.
"Either by suicide or overdose." Toru replied, glad no one could see her nearly crying from the lyrics.
Hollywood glamorized my wrath
I'm a young urban psychopath
I incite murder for your entertainment
'Cause I needed the money
What's your excuse?
The joke's on you
Slow motion, see me let go
Oh yeah
Slow motion, see me let go
Ah
Slow motion, see me let go
Ooh
"So, what was the song about?" Kaminari asked.
"It's basically about how Hollywood's media promotes drugs and idolizes violence and crime." Jiro explained to everyone.
"So Deku's not suicidal." Ochaco asked in relief.
"I don't think so." Jiro replied, "What's next?"
"How about this one?" Kaminari asked while holding a CD labled Song 2.
No one knew what to expect when the song began with light drumming before going back and forth between grunge and light rock
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is, no
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles
(Woohoo!) Well, I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
"At least this ones lighter." Tsuyu shrugged.
"I doubt anything can be that heavy." Shoji pointed out.
"Just you wait." Bakugo said with an evil look.
I got my head done
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem
(Woohoo!) When I feel heavy metal
(Woohoo!) And I'm pins and I'm needles
(Woohoo!) Well, I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure why I need you
Pleased to meet you
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
"I think I figured out why it's called Song 2." Tokoyami began, "It's because there are two verses, two chorus and the song is exactly two minutes long."
"That makes sense." Kaminari replied.
"So he can write songs. Big deal." Mineta began, "If he thinks he can get girls better than me than he is dreaming."
"Speaking of which, there's one in this red box with your name on it Mineta. Or at least, the only way you can get a girl." Kaminari said while holding a CD labeled Date Rape.
Before the sound of rapid fire drumming and guitars, there was a spoken message from Izuku explaining the reason he wrote the song
This song is a warning to Mineta about how he's going to end up after graduation. Especially after that thing you told me and Kaminari.
Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know
Had a drink about an hour ago
Sitting in the corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell
She heard a noise, and she looked through the door
And saw a man she'd never seen before
Light skin, light blue eyes
A double-chin and a plastic smile
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
"My brand new car is parked right outside
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I have to think"
He said, "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?"
One drink turned into three, or four
And they left and got into his car
And they drove away some place real far
"Now, babe, the time has come
How'd ya like to have a little fun?"
And she said, "If we could only please be on our way
I would not run"
That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to
He had his way
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
"Come on, babe, it's your lucky day
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way
Come on, baby, don't be afraid
If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid"
"That's the phrase by the way." Kaminari said to the shock of everyone.
"Why have you forsaken me?" Mineta cried before addressing everyone that was glaring at him, "It was a joke."
"There are ways to make a rape joke funny, and that is NOT how you do it." Sero told the midget.
"How exactly do you make rape funny?" Kirishima asked, afraid of the awnser.
"According to George Carlin, you make it has to be the right circumstances." Sero replied
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar
He said, "Now, baby, don't be sad
In my opinion, you weren't half-bad"
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car
Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar
Come on, party people, won't you listen to me?
Date rape stylee
The next day, she went to her drawer
Looked up her local attorney at law
Went to the phone and filed a police report
And then she took the guy's ass to court
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
He screamed, "She lies, that little slut!"
The judge knew he was full of shit
And he gave him twenty-five years
And now his heart is filled with tears
One night in jail, it was getting late
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
That's when things got out of control
The moral of the date rape story:
It does not pay to be drunk and horny
But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
Even though he now takes it in the behind
"At least there's a cathartic ending." Jiro shrugged.
"Bastard deserved it." Bakugo replied.
"And that is how you make rape funny." Sero pointed out.
That's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
Even though he now takes it in the behind
Date rape!
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
Take it!
"I am nothing like that." Mineta tried to defend himself.
"You're a more pathetic version." Kaminari pointed out.
"I thought we were friends." Mineta whined.
"Not when you want to be a mega perv." Kaminari replied.
"Hey this one has Jiro's name on it." Momo pointed out a CD titled She Is Beautiful.
"Sounds like someone has a crush on our resident music lover." Mina teased.
"Just play the damn song." Jiro grumbled in embarrassment.
The song began with a muted guitar before going into a more harder, metal sound.
I never knew girls existed like you
But now that I do
I'd really like to get to know you
The girl's too young
She don't need any better
It's all coming back
I can feel it
The girl's too young
She don't know any better
It's all coming back
I can feel it
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
The girl is beautiful
"Sounds like I was right." Mina sang out before getting Jiro's earphone jacks jammed in her neck.
"Shut Up." Jiro said, embarrassed.
You're giving me moves that hit from all sides
And when you are hitting like that you melt my eyes
And though I never know you
I look at your face
To tell you that I love you
Don't know what to say
You're everything I got, you beautiful girl
The only thing I live for in the whole wide world
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
The girl is beautiful
I ain't got nothing to lose
Going to throw it away
And talk to you
She looks good
She looks good
And it's true
And it's true
The girl is beautiful
She is beautiful
"It's kind of amazing that he can sing in so many different styles." Momo pointed out.
"We've heard him sing soft rock, grunge, ska and now metal." Kirishima pointed out.
"Revelry in the dark." Tokiyami responded.
I ain't got nothing to lose
Only living one time
And I want you
She looks good
She looks good
And it's true
And it's true
The girl is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
The girl is beautiful
I ain't got nothing to lose
And I'll never forget
When I saw you
She looks good
She looks good
And it's true
And it's true
The girl is beautiful
She is beautiful
"That was kind of touching." Ochaco said.
"He is really talented." Iida replied.
"There are CD's with all our names written on them." Toru pointed out the red box, "And the 1-B students, and some of the staff."
"And there are several in each box." Kaminari pointed out
Authors Note: first chapter of my song writer Deku project. Let's see if this works out.
Songs Used:
Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind
Song 2 - Blur
Date Rape - Sublime
She Is Beautiful - Andrew WK
As Always
Later