So I decided to make an entire story for song parodies with characters from PJO, HOO, and all of 'em.
Nico was playing Mythomagic with Frank. Frank won.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Nico, but.." Leo began, "WE GET TO DARE YOU!"
"Ummm.." Frank said, "I don't know what to dar-"
"Frank, Frank, Frank.." Leo said starting to pace around him, "I've got to be frank with you-"
"Ha!" Jason yelled. "Funny!" Piper smacked her forehead.
"You weren't really going to dare him, I was." He shifts his face to the boy, who equally glares back.
"You, my dear, death boy-"
"Don't call me that!"
"Are going to sing a heart-warrming version of 'Part of Your World', a parody if you may, that yours truly writes."
"Oh no." Nico stuffs his face in hands already feeling the redness on his face. Will lays his arm on Nico's shoulder careful until Nico dives into those arms in cover of embarrassment.
"It'll be very unlikely for the son of Hades to sing a sweet, parody about friendship."
"I hate you, Valdez."
2 weeks later
"It's ready!" Leo yells, dropping the lyrics in Nico's hands as the music starts playing.
Glaring at Leo, Nico begins, "Look at these hands
Aren't they sweet
Wouldn't you think I'd have all I'd need
Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
The boy who has everything?
Look at this power, more untold
How many secrets can one person hold?
Lookin' at me you'd think
(Sure) he's got everything
I've got skulls and toys aplenty
I've got powers and deaths galore
You want depression? I got it
But who cares?
No big deal (Very big deal)
I don't want more!
I wanna be wherever you are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em smiling'
Walkin' around with those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) Oh - smiles
Being on your own, you don't get too far
Friends are required for smilin', laughin'
Strollin' around in a
(What's that word again?) camp
Up where they laugh
Up where they smile
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give if I could live
in these camps?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm with friends?
Betcha up here they understand
Bet they don't raise skeletons
Bright demigods, not sick of me
Ready to stay
I'm ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a friendship and why does it have
What's the word? Lovee
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore the world up above?
Out of the deep
Wish I could be
Part of that world"
Nico runs off and hides behind Will.
"Good job, honey," Will says.
"Thanks," he replies, sinking more into Will.
The rooms snickers are wide, but Leo has one more plan.
Everyone envelopes Nico as they carry Nico out of the bunker and drop him and Will into the lake.