Robot Ninja's are Cool

Disclaimer: Metalocalypse and Dethklok belong to people who are not me. I am making £0.00 out of this fic; it is written purely because this idea wouldn't leave me alone.

Rating: PG-13

Part: One of One

Set: Post The Metalocalypse has begun, but before Season two, aka between seasons one and two.

Authoress note: How would the Nathan react to finding out his 'Robot' manager is secretly a badass.

For all my reviewers, who without I would have surely given up a long time ago.

Chapter One

Nathan was confused and didn't know how to express it.

Confusion was not a new experience for Nathan, nor was the inability to articulate his thoughts in a manner he was happy with. Usually, in situations like this he would wrestle with the matter for a few minutes, and either get bored and give up or brute force his way through it. But this current situation, Nathan could see would require something a bit more.

It was Ofdensen.

Or rather it was what Toki and Skwisgaar were saying about him. They hadn't shut up about it the entire way home after the concert. Nathan had been irritated at the time, as had Pickles and Murderface, they'd seen a guy's eyes burst and his intestines explode they're way out of his mouth. It was way more metal than getting saved by Ofdensen. Hell, getting saved by Ofdensen was gay, the guy was a shrimp, a pencil pushing robot shrimp. If Skwisgaar and Toki needed saving by the admin guy then they were obviously wimps.

Except Nathan kind of believed them when they denied his accusation.

"Nah, he was really cool!" Toki chimed. "Like a super ninja."

"He was badass," Skwisgaar agreed. "Though I would have saved us if I had to."

"No way you could have done that," Toki was clearly over excited, he jumped up and tried to re-enact what had apparently happened. It looked like he was fighting invisible bees. "Then he," Toki jerked one of his arms up. "and then." He did a poor rendition of a roundhouse kick. "and splash, the dildo was in the river."

"Sounds like bullshit," Pickles said shivering beside Nathan. "Ofdensen is a square, a total pencil pusher. Couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag."

"But he did!" Toki yelled. And so, the debate raged on, the entire way home. It stopped once they got home and Ofdensen made a reappearance with offers of food and alcohol. Nathan had gone inside with the boys, he wanted hot food, about 600 beers and then his bed. He managed about 15 beers before the combination of burgers, beer, and stress pushed him to fall asleep on the sofa.

End Chapter One

Very short starting Chapter I'm afraid, but this is just the set up.

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