Hello everybody!
GT: Hi Dr. Nick!
Me: (shocked) You... watch the simpsons? And you actually got my reference?
GT: Yes! Hold up. Do you ship-
Me: Lisiggum for life.
GT: Yes! I can't believe someone else ships that!
Me: I'm a sucker for the underdog.
GT: Hold on, what's the greatest episode of all time?
Both say at once: E. Pluribus Wiggum!
GT: You know, I'm actually starting to like you.
Me: Same! I'm still making you be in the gameshow though.
GT: It was worth a try.
So, this is my third fic!
To be honest, I wouldn't even be writing this if it wasn't for the support of my amazing fans! Your support has motivated me so much and it means a lot to me. It and the endless amount of feel-good music I've been playing nonstop since I finished Legacy has been the only thing supporting my will to write and not go insane and act on Operation Mallowmelt (A classified project of the PFIA). Or maybe I will...
First person to decrypt the code on my profile page(it's the Caesar cipher, a=d), gets a prize. A good prize!
I am now on the Keeper Wiki! It's a very receptive and just overall awesome community(Almost as good as this one, and this community is so supportive I might die of compliments). My name is AwesomeTheorist!
Me: It's time to finally canonically insert myself into my fanfiction! I've waited so long for this. (pushes button that's labeled "Canonize")
(Author disappears in flash of bright light)
GT: He's.. gone! He's finally gone! I'm free! (tries to run out door)
GT: (realizes) Oh... I'm trapped here. Forgot about that.
Me: Hello!
Sophie:(tiredly) Let me guess... you want us to react to something.
Dex: A movie.
Jensi: A tv show.
Marella: Vehicles.
Wylie: Books.
Biana: Human things.
Fitz: Our books.
Keefe: Or you'll just torture us.
Sophie: Just do it already.
Me: Guys! Don't you realize who I am? (pulls off hood)
Dex:(gasps) It's a fanboy! We haven't had one of those in years!
Me: Yes! But that isn't important. I'm a relatively new author! Which means I have the slight chance of making you do something original!
Jensi: That's a welcome change.
Me: And, because I'm nice, I'll let you be the torturers for once instead of the tortured!
Tam:(With a slightly psychotic look) YEEESSSS! I WILL DRIVE THEM INSANE WITH SHADOWVAPOR AND MY COLOGNE!
Fitz: That stuff is pretty rank.
Marella: They'll be eating flames for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and the occasional midnight snack!
Me: Midnight snack?
Marella: What?
Tam: Yeah, what?
Sophie: I don't know, this seems wrong- (remembers the endless amounts of times she was forced to explain things) Never mind, let's do this thing.
Keefe: I'll make them look ridiculous!
Biana: MAKEOVERS ARE MY DEPARTMENT BACK OFF OR YOU DIE. NOW.
Keefe: (whimpering) Yes, ma'am.
Jensi: I'll punch them! And... kick them! I wish I would've manifested already.
Dex: I'll give them a brutal case of constipation! And turn them into a cyborg.
Sophie: I sometimes envy your powers.
Dex: Really, says the girl with multiple abilities.
Sophie: (shaking him) YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAIN.
Dex: (runs away) Keefe, let's get out of here ASAP. The girls are going crazy.
Keefe: Agreed.
Linh: I'll give them a warm welcome!
(Everyone stares at her)
Linh: Fine, I'll give them a hug as well.
Me: You really don't get the point of this, do you?
Linh: Nope!
Wylie: I'll blind them!
Me: And I'll watch.
Me: Teen Titans Go!
Wylie: What?
Me: Never mind. Let's do this! (teleports in GT)
GT: Whaa? AAAHHHH!
Marella: (attacks him with fire) Fire! Fire! And more fire!
Jensi(kicks GT in the stomach) Hitting this guy is fun!
Tam: EAT COLOGNE UGLY PERSON!
GT: AAAAAAAAAGHH! THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING IN THE WORLD! IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING GAVE BIRTH AND DIED IN YOUR ARMPIT!
Sophie: He isn't that ugly.
Me: NO DON'T SAY THAT!
Linh: He's sorta hot.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE HIM!
Biana: And you can tell us who we can have a crush on?
Dex: Don't try it! They'll kill you.
Fitz: I have six scars from Sophie from our argument!
Keefe: When I told Linh that Wylie wasn't her type she almost mauled me!
Wylie: Then she threw me off a cliff!
Me: Don't worry, I called for backup.
(Teleports the Agents of K. A. B. A. F. S.[keep all boys away from sophie, it's a story I will write at some point, vote for it in my poll once it goes back up! or pm me] in)
Me: Cameo Time!
Grady: Looks like we've got a code Hot Tamale. Move out!
(Sandor and Bo grab GT and throw in in a bag)
GT: Hey! I was just about to kiss Sophie!
Fitz: Well, it was nice knowing you.
Grady: KISS? You're going in maximum security! Take him away boys!
(They travel back through the portal)
Me: Ah, shameless plugs. Don't you love them?
Fitz: Not really.
Me: YOU DON'T MATTER!
Dex: So true.
Keefe: Tell it like it is!
Biana: He speaks the truth. My brother has no life.
Sophie: Yeah! You do not deserve to matter after how you treated me!
Keefe: What do you mean?
Fitz: Oh no. (starts running)
(Sophie tells the others)
Dex: HE DID WHAT?
Biana: KILL HIM!
Me: (inconspicuously teleports in GT in the driver's seat of a red convertible)
GT: What happened? I was just in-
Biana: HE'S HELPING HIM! KILL HIM AS WELL!
Fitz:(jumps in passenger seat) Quickly, get us out of here or we're both going to die!
GT: But I've only driven go-karts!
Fitz: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE OR NOT?
GT: Here goes nothing(stomps on gas pedal)
(The car zooms away)
Biana: AFTER THEM!
GT: I can't believe we escaped! Or that we haven't crashed yet!
Fitz: Linh bit me on my arm. I may have to get a rabies shot.
GT: Seriously, I don't know how to drive! How are we still alive?
Fitz: Wait a second, do you hear that?
GT: Yeah it sounds like... (both realize at the same time)
Both of them: Montage music!
Fitz: We somehow haven't crashed, we're on a road trip, GT, I think we're in a-
GT and Fitz:A buddy comedy movie! NOOOOOO!
GT: Actually, we're not. We need a funny person, right?
Fitz: You're right. That's a-
Me: (Pops up from backseat) Comic relief! Which is what I'm here for.
GT and Fitz: AAAAHHHHHHHH!
Me: Wasn't that punny?
Fitz: Isn't punny a word?
(They all look at each other)
All: AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Me: Muffins!
GT and Fitz: (stops screaming) What?
Me: Muffins! I have to have you react to something.
Fitz: Wow, these are really good.
GT: Yeah.
Fitz: Wait, who's driving?
Jensi: That'd be me.
Fitz: You know what, I'm not even surprised. It does explain how we haven't crashed.
Me: He's been driving the entire time, you and GT just have terrible observation skills.
Fitz: Jensi knows how to drive?
Jensi: What's driving? I've just been pushing this pedal down.
GT: Okay, maybe I should actually take the wheel.
Fitz: So what now? Knowing Biana, she probably won't stop hunting us down until we're dead. Same with the others.
Me: Well, there might be one thing that can save us. There is a magical object, known as a MacGuffin, that if eaten, can erase any event in time to make it like it never happened. Its location is a highly guarded secret, and we'll probably have to go on a big adventure to get it.
Fitz: (sighs) Well, there's no way you guys would actually help me after what I did. I'll just accept my fate.
GT: That's where you're wrong. I'm a freaking Soforkle shipper. We're pretty much even.
Jensi: I've learned to trust my gut, and my gut told me not to get too close to Sophie. And that decision saved me potential years of extreme pain. So I'm going with my gut and sticking with you.
Me: I like muffins!
Fitz: (tears up) Really? You guys are the best. (Pulls everyone into a hug)
GT: Mrphhhhhhhh(Please stop hugging me... actually this isn't that bad. I needed this)
Jensi: Mrphhhhhhhh(I need to stomp the pedal-thingy or we'll crash!)
Me: Mrphhhhhhhh(MUFFINS!)
So in a flash of brilliance I've combined GT's adventure( I'm too lazy to type out the name) with KOTLC reacts! It's gonna be good. The gameshow on intro adventures happens before this story, just so you don't get confused.
Super sorry about missing my deadline, I needed to sleep. I will try to get the next chapters of this and wanderling out ASAP. I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THE CODE! DECRYPT IT OR JUST COMMENT! COMMENTING IS GOOD! I REALLY NEED TO GET MY CAPS LOCK FIXED!