DISCLAMER:What you're about to read is intended to be humorous and maybe offensive to some
NOTE:This non canonical event happens during Ramranch 6. Jäger and Ela visiting Ramranch was another reason why the 28 soldiers raided Ramranch.
Shawn's name before his was put in because his creator was an artist, if you are reading this,you are awesome
Ela Bosak and Marius (Jäger) Streicher, young retards they are
Happy with their best friend Elias (Blitz) Kötz, having mischievous adventures.
Nothing would break the bond between these 3... that is until Blitz makes a life changing decision for his friends
Blitz with his retarded mind says in the most childish manner. I bet you won't go to ramranch!
Jäger an Autistic,confused,girth child says,what's RAMRANCH?
Ela a retarded sister who should have been sold to slavery says, yeah what is it?
Blitz shows them the Glorius and erotic video that would turn any straight person gay then back to straight,the chorus was just as glorius.
Ela and Jäger amazed at what they heard decide to go
The questions they had too sexual for their retarded minds
When they told Blitz their questions, Blitz already had his girth cock in Iq
Ela and Jäger go to Canada where RAMRANCH is.
Ela disguises herself as a man and gets a realistic strap on as what blitz told her to wear.
They later are greeted by CUM WHORE SHAWN HIMSELF.
After having a friendly conversation with SHAWN, they go inside the showers and are shocked by what they see.
They are both stripped from their clothing and encouraged to fuck.
Jäger Ramming Ela in the ass so hard
Her screams of pain can be heard from yards
Jäger's anxiety to pure pleasure came in faster than the 36 cowboys wanting to Rut
Ela is now called Jäger's little polish Slut
Ela's strap on becomes strap off after being Jäger being so quick
Jäger thinks Ela's cheeks are very Thicc
Jäger being quicker than any other cowboy in RAMRANCH is so fast he misses Ela's ass and Cums in her vagina filling up her uterus and impregnates her.
They soon get kicked after finding out Ela's gender.
The last thing SHAWN says to them is
DAMN JÄGER IM IMPRESSED, YOU TRULY ARE A COWBOY.
After they return, they find Blitz and Iq smoking weed that Bandit gifted them because he felt bad at how retarded they are. Ela filled with Cum and rage lashes out at Blitz.Now Jäger has to pay child support.Surprisingly everyone gets a happy ending.
Because...
RAMRANCH REALLY ROCKS