We start of at a Carnival where Quahog is celebrating the Clam Day Festival.
"Step right up ladies and gentlemen," The carny said. "See the worlds famous half man, half clam!"
"What a rip-off." Peter said as he, Lois, Chris, and Emily exited out of the tent. "It's just Kim Cattrall sitting Indian style."
"Hey, step right up and win a prize!" Another Carny said as Peter and Chris came up. Chris threw a ball and knocked some glass bottles down.
"You win!" The carny said. "You've won a genuine live homosexual!"
"Oh boy!" Chris cried, "Can I keep him?"
"Well, it's a big responsibility, Chris. That means you'll have to clean up after him and feed him." Lois said.
"What do you eat?" Chris asked.
"Attention" The homosexual replied.
"I like your hair." Chris complimented.
"Still hungry." The homosexual said.
"You have a beautiful speaking voice." Chris commented.
"I'm full." the homosexual said.
"Let me give it a go." Emily said. She grabbed a ball and threw it at the glass bottles. Some of the glass bottles got knocked down.
"Congratulations young lady," The carny said "You won a lesbian!"
"Damn it!" Emily cursed.
"Hey Brian, Emily, look what I won!" Stewie said excitedly as he walked up wearing a blue ribbon while holding a leash.
"That's cool, Stewie!" Emily said.
"Wow, what you win that for?" Brian asked.
"For having the best pig in the competition." Stewie responded.
"You have a pig?" Emily asked confused.
"Yep, and I bred the most genetically perfect one in the contest." Stewie said.
Emily and Brian then saw a giant pig with buff arms, muscles, and huge fists.
"Oink!" the pig exclaimed.
"Oh my god..." Emily saiid in shock.
"Are those fists?" Brian asked
"Damn right! Show him, pig!" Stewie said.
The pig raised his fist and punched Brian in the face, causing Brian to fly a few feet away.
"OH MY GOD! BRIAN" Emily cried in worry...
"Don't worry, Emily. I'm okay." Brian said as he got up.
"Stewie, how the hell did you do this?" Brian asked.
"I didn't, I bought it at a farm." Stewie said.
"There's NO way you got THAT at a farm!" Emily shouted.
"Oh I did, but not here. Can I show you?" Stewie asked.
"Sure." Brian and Emily answered in unison.
They came back home into Stewie's room. Stewie walked up to a safe and pressed some buttons. Inside the safe was a small remote.
"This is it." Stewie said.
"What's that?" Brian questioned.
"It's how I got the pig. Emily, Brian, have you ever heard of the multiverse theory?" Stewie asked.
"Oh yeah," Emily said "It's a theory about different universe that could be identical to here with differences, or completely different, or it could be like some places that are way too triply to describe."
"Exactly." Stewie said.
"So you got it at a universe that makes a pig muscular?" Brian asked "How did that pig get those muscles? Did he have steroids or something?"
"Prepare yourselves, and I'll show you." Stewie said as he pressed a few buttons on the remote.
In a flash, Stewie, Brian, and Emily disappeared to another dimension. Brian and Emily were shocked at what the witnessed. It looked a futuristic city. There were flying cars and people were riding on jetpacks.
"Wow...what is this place?" Emily asked in bewilderment.
"This is Quahog, Emily. Same year, same time. But in this universe, Christianity never existed, which means the dark ages of scientific repression never occurred, and thus, humanity is a thousand years more advanced." Stewie explained.
"So Christianity's the reason why never advanced?" Emily asked.
"Yep. Ergo, muscular, genetically perfect pigs." Stewie said.
"Hey, look! There's Quagmire!" Brian said, pointing.
"Thanks honey," Quagmire said walking out "Say hi to your husband.'" Just then his watch starts beeping.
"Oh, I've got AIDS again, better take my 'NyQuil Cold, Flu, and AIDS.'" Quagmire said as he pulled out a box and took a few pills. "All gone!"
"What time do you suppose it is Brian?" Stewie asked.
"I don't know, about 3:30?" Brian guessed.
"Watch the sidewalk." Stewie said.
Brian and Emily turned their heads to the sidewalk. They see a hot looking sexy Meg.
"Oh my god... Is that Meg?" Brian asked
"36-D Brian. And you know what's amazing? In this world, she's still one of the ugly ones. If you saw Lois, you'd have to put your penis in a wheelchair." Stewie said.
"I wonder what I look like..." Emily said.
"Look across the street." Stewie said.
Emily saw her herself with a sexier body. "My god," Emily said. "I look more gorgeous."
"I'll say. You still have the diapers, but other than that, you look beautiful." Stewie said.
"For my condition part, 'Hey', and for my looks, 'Thanks'." Emily said. "But why couldn't you have my condition be cured here?"
"If I did," Stewie explains "It'll raise suspicions back home."
"Fair point..." Emily said glumly.
"Come on, guys. Let me show you around." Stewie said as he gestured for Brian and Emily to follow him.
"Hey Stewie, can I use the bathroom?" Brian asked.
"Oh, you need to go pee or poop?" Stewie asked and the Brian replied "Poop."
"Alright" Stewie said, "One poop removal." Stewie said as byneric sounds sounded making both Brian and Emily's eyes widen.
"Wow..." Brian said "Did I just poop?" Brian asked. Stewie replied "You sure did, all digital." "Where does it go?" Brian asked.
"It get's beamed into another dimension." Stewie replied.
"Then why wouldn't you use it on me?" Emily asked. "Well you see my sister" Stewie answered "If you told me you needed to go, then I would've done it. But since your incontinent, my device couldn't assist you".
"Well that's not fair..." Emily said disappointed.
"What about the renaissance art Christianity inspired?" Brian asked.
"That's what I was going to ask." Emily said.
"Come on, let's look at the Sistine Chapel." Stewie said as they walked into a building.
Emily and Brian looked up at the ceiling.
"Yeah, with no Christianity to inspire Michelangelo, they gave the job to John Hinckley." Stewie explained.
"Who's John Hinckley?" Emily asked
"A guy who tried to kill Ronald Reagan." Brian answered
"WHAT?! HIM?!" Emily asked in shock
"Yep, him, yet I don't know why..." Stewie said.
"Also, are some renaissance art still the same like back at home?" Brian asked.
"There's the Mona Lisa," Stewie said "But it's on display at Florence."
"Cool." Emily said.
"Alright, are you guys ready to go home now?" Stewie asked.
"Ready? Are you kidding?" Emily asked amazed "This is the most fantastic thing I saw since Leonardo DiCaprio winning an Academy Award!"
"Do you suppose there are many other universes we could see?" Brian asked.
"Hmm...I haven't tried yet. But I don't see why not." Stewie said.
With the push of a button, the trio were sent to a different universe.
"Where are we?" Brian asked.
"This look's like Quahog..." Stewie answered. "But somehow it looks cheap and lazy." The camera pans to reveal the Flinstones' house.
"Does it give us a feeling we're back in the Stone Age?" Emily asked.
"Yabba-Dabba-heheheheh..." Peter's voice was heard. They look inside to see what's going on as we see Peter dressed as Fred Flintstone while Lois came in dressed as Wilma.
"Rock-Peter?" Lois asked
"Yes Rock-Lois?" Peter replied
"That was some amazing rock sex we had last night." Lois said
"Yes, I enjoyed rocking you up the rock last night." Peter said
"I know," Lois replied "I'm glad you wore that rock ring."
"But we still always use a rock-folectic." Peter said carrying out a frog.
"I'm ribbited for your pleasure." The frog said.
"Want to get the rock out of here?" Stewie asked
"Rock yeah..." Brian replied.
"Couldn't rocking agree more." Emily said.
Stewie pressed the button and they were switched to another universe.
"Huh... This looks like Spooner Street..." Brian said concerned. "Only... something's not quite right..." The camera pans to reveal Quahog looks Asian.
"According to this multiverse guide," Stewie says as he reads "This is a universe where the United States never dropped the bomb on Hiroshima. So the Japanese just didn't quit." They look inside to see their Japanese counterparts.
"Meg, you ugly and dishonorable" Peter said in Japanese.
"I make obedience to father wish." Meg said in Japanese before stabbing her katakana though her stomach and collapsing dead.
Our Emily quietly gasped.
"Emily," Peter said in Japanese. "You keep yourself beautiful and find right man."
"Yes Father." Japanese Emily said. "But what about secret?"
Japanese Emily lifted her skirt exposing her adult diaper.
"Keep it secret. Wait until right time." Japanese Peter answered.
"Yes Father." Japanese Emily obeyed.
"Wow." Emily whispered as the three walked to the window and peered inside.
They look inside to see their Japanese counterparts. "Meg, you ugly and dishonorable" Peter says in Japanese. "I make obedience to father wish." Meg said in Japanese and the stabbed her katakana though her stomach and then collapsed dead. Our Emily quietly gasped.
"Emily," Peter said in Japanese "You keep yourself beautiful and find right man." "Yes Father." Japanese Emily said "But what about secret?" Japanese Emily lifted her skirt eposing her cloth adult diaper.
"Keep it secret. Wait until right time." Japanese Peter answered.
"Yes Father." Japanese Emily obeyed.
"I fart now." Peter then farts on the dead body of Meg. "Now I laugh because he fart." Chris said in Japanese "Ha ha ha ha! Now I done with laughing." "What you laugh at not funny." Japanese Emilly said sternly. Suddenly Quagmire appeared.
"Hello," Quagmire said in Japanese "I like so many sex. Goodbye." Quagmire then left. Japanese Stewie and Brian bowed at each other. "I no like you," Japanese Stewie said. "But I like you." "I no like you, but I like you too!" Japanese said back.
Japanese Lois walked up to Peter holding a tray of sushi. She sat down in front of Peter and put the tray on the ground.
"I honor your penis by bringing it food." Japanese Lois said.
"My penis was hungry two hours ago!" Japanese Peter said back at Japanese Lois and he punched his wife and gave her a black eye. All Lois did was giggle as she walks away.
"Well, that was bizarre." Emily said.
"I think I've seen enough." Brian stated. "Let's get back to our universe."
"Ok. Off we go." Stewie said as he pressed the button. They got switched to what looks like home.
"Ah... home sweet home." Stewie said sighing. They entered the house to find Peter reading the newspaper.
"Peter?" Lois called. "Peter?" The second time, Lois sounded depressed. This makes the trio confused. Lois came as they reveal they have two heads.
"Have you seen Stewie?" Lois' Happy face asked. "I can't find him anywhere..." Lois' sad head said.
"Sure thing Lois," Peter's happy face said. "He's over there playing in the corner. And Emily's watching him."
We see the two headed Stewie kissing each other's heads. Our one headed Emily reacted by throwing up behind the door.
"Just So you know, I love you" Stewie's happy head said
"I'm trying to get excited about it." Stewie's sad head said back.
"Oh, this is too freaky." Brian commented.
"You you so cute when your playing!" Happy headed Emily said.
"I'm nervous about what happens if they see me in diaper..." Said Emily's sad head.
"Stewie, let's get out of this universe." Emily told Stewie.
"Way ahead of you, Sis," Stewie replied. "I don't want to see you get grossed out like Chris did when he accidentally watched you get changed."
They the get switch when the were suddenly in wall of ice.
"What the hell? Stewie, what is this?" Brian asked.
"S-sss-so c-co-cold!" Emily chattered.
"It looks like Quahog..." Said Stewie pondering "But during some sort of ice age..."
"So, press the button and let's get out of here!" Emily shouted.
Stewie tries to reach it but due to the ice, he couldn't. "Uh oh." Stewie said. "I can't reach the device."
"What? You kidding..." Brian said crossly. "Great! Now we're stuck here!" Emily yelled.
"Yep, get comfortable," Stewie said "We're gonna be here for a while..." Stewie then looks to his right.
"Oh look, there's your poop from the other universe." Stewie said seeing Brian's poop he teleported.
"Ew." Emily commented as she looked.
"Stewie, we've got to get out of here. If we stay in here much longer, we're either going to freeze or starve." Brian said.
"I know," Stewie replied. "but I can't reach the device... can you do it Emily?" He asked his half-sister.
"I'll try..." Emily said as she attempted to reach for the device.
"Must... get it..." She said.
She stopped when she heard a sound come from behind her.
"Oh, great." She said sarcastically.
"What's wrong?" Brian asked.
"I just got myself in a messy pickle." Emily muttered.
"Oh... you messed your diaper again, haven't you?" Stewie said in realization.
"Pretty much..." Emily said blushing as Brian felt disgusted about it.
"But what about Brian?" Stewie asked.
"Me?" Brian asked
"Well I'm sure you can reach it. You are closer to it." Emily added
Brian's tail wagged a little.
"Wait, what was that?" Stewie asked.
"Brian just wagged his tail. I think what I said made him happy." Emily replied.
"It looked like carved through the ice a bit." Stewie said.
"Yeah, it did!" Brian said realizing what had happened.
"Keep going!" Brian ordered.
"Uh... Let's see, uh, Do you wanna go for a walk, boy? Huh?" Stewie asked. This makes Brian wag harder.
"It's working!" Brian said excited.
"You want a treat, Brian?" Emily asked.
"Good! Good! You really have one, right?" Brian said.
"Uh... yes, I certainly do." Emily said lying.
"I...uh..." Stewie says, thinking. "I'll give you a bath."
"No! No! No!" Brian said alarmed making his tail stop wagging.
"Stewie!" Emily said sternly.
"Brian, you want a belly rub?" Emily asked.
Brian's tail started wagging again.
"I'll let you change Emily." Stewie said.
"Stewie!" Emily said even more sternly.
"Kidding." Stewie said back. "I'll let you ride in the car."
"You better not be lying." Brian said as he's getting closer.
"You want to sleep in the bed with us?" Emily asked.
"Oh yes! I never get to! Must be a special occasion!" Brian shouted excitedly.
Finally, his tail reached the remote.
"You made it!" Emily cheered.
"Okay, now what do I do?" Brian asked.
"Press the red button." Stewie said.
"Which one?" Brian asked.
"Stewie," Emily said. "He's color blind."
"Oh..." Stewie said. realizing that. "Press the big button."
Brian did with his tail. Then, they got switched to another universe.
"Finally..." Emily said. "Someplace warm..."
"Hey where are we?" Emily asked looking around. "Why are we in an office?" "This can't be it," Brian said "This doesn't look familiar."
"Well, apparently, this is a universe where everyone has to take a poop right now." Stewie informed.
They look to see 7 business men were having a meeting and they were struggling to hold in. "Okay Bill. You got those numbers?" An employee asked.
"Yeah."
"Ok, just leave them on my desk."
"Okay, where you desk?"
"Don, don't know where my desk is. Craig, are you good with this?"
"Yeah that should WORK OUT pretty good for me to."
"Why couldn't they just a bathroom break at right now?" Brian asked "To be honest, Bri. I didn't get the chance to find out."
"Speaking of all this." Emily said as she lifted her dress to look at her soiled diaper. "Could you excuse me for a moment? I really need to get changed."
"Oh yeah... of course." Stewie said remembering
Emily headed off camera and then the scene scrolls in transition when we see Emily came back feeling better.
"Alright, I'm all set for our journey home." She said and then Stewie pressed a button and then switched to a universe that looks like home.
"Are we home yet?" Emily asked.
"Nope..." Stewie said "We're in a universe where your deceased brother Jack moved in instead of you."
"What?! Where is he? I want to see my old brother again!" Emily said.
Just then, Jack walked out of the house. "Jack! Oh my god I missed you so much!" Emily cried in excitement.
"AAAHHH! GHOST!" Jack cried and ran back inside. Emily's eyes widened in surprise.
"I don't understand... Why did he just do that?" Emily asked as she started to frown.
"According to my device," Stewie said as he begins to read. "The reason he got scared because the you in this universe has died in the car crash instead of Jack. Therefore, he thinks you came back to haunt him."
"Well that's not fair." Emily said sternly.
"Life isn't fair." Stewie said blankly. He pressed the button and came to another world looking like they were disney animated.
They come into another universe in a different animation style. "What the hell?" Brian asked in confusion "Where are we?"
"This place seem curiouser then I ever expected." Emily said acting like Alice for a moment.
"I don't know where we are..." Stewie replied "But I feel all sweet, warm and fuzzy! It seem we're in the universe where everything's drawn by Disney."
"Disney! I love their movies!" Emily exclaimed.
"Look! There's our house!" Brian shouted as he pointed to a yellow cottage.
"Oh! Haha! Look how gayly we run!" Stewie Shouted with Excitement. They cam into the house as Stewie and Brian bumped into each other. They find Lois was there at the kitchen.
"Oh! Stewie, Emily and Brian!" Lois said noticing her two kids and their dog. "You're just in time for pie!"
"Did somebody say pie?" Peter asked.
Peter came up levitating to follow the smell till got on the floor and starts singing.
Peter:
It's a wonderful day, for pie
You can ask all the birds in the sky
They will tell you real sweet
With a musical tweet.
Quagmire:
It's a wonderful day for pie
Chris and Meg:
For Pie
Quagmire:
For Pie
Lois:
For pie
Joe:
For pie
"This is wonderful! Let's live in this universe!" Emily said.
"Gosh, it's pretty intoxicating, is it?" Brian said as he poured some coffee.
"I want to hear more songs about pie." Stewie said.
Peter picks up Stewie.
Peter:
It's a wonderful day, for Pie
Cleveland:
And it smells a lot better then I.
"Pew..." Emily said quietly in disgust at Cleveland the skunk's smell.
Mayor West:
Everyone in the house
Peter:
And this Adam West the mouse.
Bees:
The bees making honey
Tom:
This Tom Tucker bunny
Everyone:
We all sing with glee
'Cause we all agree it's a wonderful wonderful day for pie.
Just as the song finished, a black cloaked figure came and it turns out to be Herbert. "Do you wanna nice shinny apple to put in that pie?" He asked
"No!" everyone said as they threw their pies at Herbert.
Peter closed the door and walked away. Emily, Brian, and Stewie sat down as they ate some pie.
"Guys, we could spend the rest of our lives here! It's perfect!" Stewie said.
"I'm fine with that." Emily agreed. "I mean look at ourselves, doesn't feel magically whimsical to be here?" She went on as she twirled.
"And the funny thing is that when ever you twirl, your diaper keeps flashing." Stewie said smirking.
"Stewie!" Emily said sternly as she stop to hide her embarrassment. Stewie just sniggered at Emily being embarrassed.
"Oh don't so denial and go with the Monroe." Stewie said as Emily just glared at his comment.
"Anyway, What you said about being here sounds good to me. I don't see how bad this place could be." Brian stated.
Just then, Mort Goldman came in.
"Hello everybody!" Mort greeted.
"JEW!" Everyone shouted in sneer.
Emily gasped as she saw Mort getting beat up. "Oh yeah..." Stewie said blankly, "I forgot this a Disney universe."
"That is pretty messed up" Emily said "This is something that doesn't sound like Walt. I mean who brought those rumors in the first place?"
"Don't know, but look how shiny my buttons are!" Stewie said.
"Just press the button." Brian ordered.
"Ok, ok, I'll press it." Stewie murmured.
Just then, Bruce as Tinkerbell appeared and he teleported the trio and then Stewie, Brian, and Emily looked around in this new universe. Everything was made out of clay.
"Whoa, this is trippy." Brian stated.
"I should say so. We're in the Robot Chicken universe." Stewie noted.
"Uh, Stewie?" Emily asked. "What's Robot Chicken?"
"It a show on Adult Swim that Seth Green created." Stewie repiled.
"You mean the actor who did Scott Evil in the Austin Powers trilogy?" Emily asked "Yep, that's him. and he also voices your brother." Brian said. "Wait what?" Emily asked confused
"Would you guys move, you blocking the TV" Peter said interrupting the conversation.
"Look! G.I. Joe, Transformers, Thundercats, He-Man! Yay! Those shows existed!" Chris cheered as some action figures entered the room.
"How's it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds?" Stewie asked Chris
"FUCK YOU!" Chris snapped back. "Bye!" Stewie said as he pressed the button, sending him, Brian, and Emily to another universe.
They jump into Quahog to looks like it's in a post apocalypse. Emily gasped what she saw. "My god, this place looks terrible!" Stewie said.
"It looks like Quahog was vaporized or something." Brian said.
"It says that in this universe, Frank Sinatra was never born, therefore he wasn't able to use his influence to get Kennedy elected. So Nixon won the 1960 election and totally botched the Cuban Missile Crisis, causing World War III." Stewie explained.
"Wow. So, I guess Lee Harvey Oswald never shot Kennedy?" Brian asked.
"No..." Stewie said. "He shot Mayor McCheese..."
"But why would he do that?" Emily asked
"I don't know." Stewie answered.
CUTAWAY
We see Mayor McCheese waving to the public with his wife when he suddenly got shot in the head by Lee Harvey Oswald. He then gets shot in the head the second time which got his head exploded as his wife eats the bit of the head.
CUTAWAY ENDS
"That joke's not in bad taste, is it?" Brian asked.
"Oh, who cares?" Stewie said. "He's a cheeseburger!"
"Should we just move on till where at the right place?" Emily asked.
"Way ahead of you." Stewie replied pressing the button.
The next universe was designed very poorly.
"Ew, where are we?" Brian asked.
"I don't know..." Stewie said. "The device couldn't make head and tails with it..."
"It's just some weird, low resolution, blocky universe." Stewie added.
"It's like it feel very less anticipated..." Emily puts in.
"Lois?! Where is my supper!" Peter asked in a fast pace.
"Still in the oven!" Lois replied, also fast paced.
"Will I get it soon?" Peter asked.
"Quite soon!" Lois replied.
"Thank you!" Peter said.
"You're welcome!" Lois said.
"Nyah!" They shouted. Soon, everybody else joined in.
"I'm frightened." Stewie said.
"So am I." Emily agreed.
"Let's go." Brian said.
Stewie pressed the button, sending to the next universe.
They came to a universe where everything around is fire hydrants.
"Love it." Said Brian.
"Hate it." Stewie and Emily said.
They came to a universe where a bunch of men in speedos were around them.
"Love it." Stewie stated.
"Hate it." Brian and Emily said. "Even though I am into men." Emily added.
They came to a universe where everyone worship Madonna as their lord.
"Oh my god! I love it!" Emily said excitedly.
"Hate it." Stewie and Brian said.
"Hey!" She shouted as Stewie pushed the button and got teleported to the live action world.
"Uh...Brian? This feels weird." Stewie said.
"I know..." Emily said "Also, how come your lips didn't move?"
"Doesn't matter. Stewie, hit the button!" Brian said.
Stewie pressed the button and sent them to the next universe. They came to a universe that looks sketchy looking universe with Capitol Hill in the background, Brian is wearing a collar with a tag that says 'liberal', Emily was wearing a sexy french made outfit with her adult diaper exposed while she's holding a piece sign. And Stewie was wearing a 2002 stash and a diaper while holding a room service tray saying McCain/Feindgold.
"Oh my god, what is this?!" Brian asked "I feel like I'm on acid or something!"
"Why am I wearing this?" Emily questioned.
"According to the multiverse guide, this is a universe where everything is depicted as a Washington Post political cartoon." Stewie noted.
"Oh my god, Stewie!" Emily said. "What happened to your clothes?!"
"What?" Stewie asked confused until he looked down. "Good lord! I'm naked!" Then Stewie noticed something else. "And why am I holding a dinner plater that says 'McCain/Feingold'?"
Brian laughed, which confused Emily and Stewie.
"Oh, that's pretty good. That's funny." Brian said.
"I don't get it." Emily stated.
"Neither does he." Stewie said.
"No, no, I totally get it." Brian replied.
"This has something to do with politics does it...?" Emily asked dumbfounded.
"Oh God. Let's go, quick. Here comes an overweight cat with dollar signs for eyes and a hat that says "Social Security," pouring a bucket that says Alternative Minimum Tax" over a Sad Statue of Liberty holding a Democracy umbrella." Stewie said.
Brian laughed harder. "That ought to wake people up!"
"Shut the fuck up..." Stewie and Emily both said. They then get teleported to a white background.
"Oh my God, now we're nowhere!" Brian said in a panicked tone.
"Not quite. This is a universe, but its only inhabitant is one really far away guy who yells compliments to you." Stewie assured.
They turned around to see a guy standing in the distance.
"I like your shirt!" He yelled.
"Thank you!" Stewie yelled back.
"And I love that dress!" The guy shouted.
"Thanks!" Emily shouted.
"This was nice." Stewie commented.
"Agreed." Emily said as Stewie pressed the button.
They came to what looks like home.
"We did it, We're back!" Brian said excitedly.
"Home Sweet Home..." Emily said.
"No, this is the universe of misleading portraiture." Stewie said.
Two guys picked up the cardboard that had the house on it and carried it away. Brian and Emily groaned.
"Oh wait, it's not so bad, there's the compliment guy." Stewie said. "Hello!"
Two other guys picked up the cardboard of the compliment guy and carried it away.
"Aww, they got three of us!" Stewie complained. They then jumped to another universe.
"We're finished, we're never gonna get home." Brian said. "We'll never see our Peter, Lois, or anyone else we ever know ever again!"
"You've got me and Emily." Stewie reassured.
"Like if that's reassuring." Emily said back.
"You guys could learn something from Compliment Guy. And you know, it's not as bad as you think. I may have finally figured this out. I just need to make a few more calculations..." Stewie said as he fiddled with the device.
Brian then noticed something, they're in the universe where dog have human intelligence instead of man. Brian was dazed until a one of the pet human girls sniffed Brian's butt. "Woah..." Brian said.
"Sorry about that." The human walker said to Brian.
The woman jumped on Brian, but fell as her owner pulled her leash.
"Bad girl, Holly! No jumpies!" the owner scolded.
"Oh, it's quite alright." Brian said as he pet the woman's head.
Emily raised an eyebrow as she saw the woman then starts to lick Brian's paw. "Umm... Wow..." Brian said as the woman starts to licking on Brian. "Okay, this is ridiculous." "Your telling me." Emily said.
"Oh yeah..." Brian said as the woman licked his face.
The owner pulled her leash and walked away.
"Come on, Holly. This guy's a freak." he said while leaving.
"And that should do it," Stewie said as he finished fixing the wires "Now let's got home." Just then, Brian snatched Stewie's device.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing?" Stewie barked.
"I just don't think we should be too hasty. I mean, we have a unique opportunity to study alternate universes in depth." Brian said.
"Brian, I thought you wanted to go home." Emily stated. "Give the remote back to Stewie so we can go back home."
"Yeah, come on Brian, give it!" Stewie said as he starts climbing on Brian
Brian threw Stewie off of him, making Stewie fall on the sidewalk with the remote. The remote broke into pieces as it hit the sidewalk.
"No!" Emily cried.
"What the hell, man?" Stewie yelled. "What the hell! Look what you did!"
Just then a police dog came. "You better put those things on a leash, Sir. Or I will fine you." He said handing Brian two leashes.
Brian was just about to put a leash on Stewie when the infant shoved him. "Take your stinking paws off me you dam dirty dog!" He shouted.
Stewie was on his knees, looking at the broken remote.
"What the hell were you thinking, Brian?" Stewie asked.
"Now we're never going to get home! Why would you do that!" Emily said.
"Look, it was an accident, alright?" Brian said apologetic. "And... Besides, look at this place. It's a world run by dogs, I mean, I kinda want explore this universe."
"Well you could've just asked him first instead." Emily pointed out.
"So you like role reversal, Brian? Fine." Stewie said as he walks towards the park.
"Wait, what are you doing?" Brian asked.
He then saw Stewie poop off-screen.
"Oh! Oh! Come on!" Brian yelled in disgust. Emily was also disgusted.
Stewie walked back to Brian with his pants down.
"Pick up my poop." Stewie demanded. "Pick up my poop!"
"I'm not picking up your poop!" Brian shouted.
Just then, the police dog came back in his police car. "Hey you!" He called to Brian. "Pick up that poop!"
"You heard him, Brian." Stewie sneered. "Pick up my poop."
Brian went over to pick up his poop. "Yeah, do it, come on, PICK UP MY POOP!" Stewie said.
"I need a plastic bag!" Brian said.
"Here's a handkerchief." Emily said as she pulled out a white handkerchief.
"And a thin napkin." Stewie added.
"I'll take the handkerchief..." Brian said as he took it. We cut to them comming up to thier home, or actually the other universe's selves' home.
"Okay, I'm a new neighbor and you guys are my pet humans Hotchkiss and Pughug." Brian said.
"Pughug? Really?" Emily asked
"It was the best names I could come up with." Brian said.
"I'm not so crazy about "Hotchkis" anymore." Stewie stated.
"What do you mean? You came up with Hotchkis." Brian said.
"Eh, I know, but how about Axel or Maximillian or Dex? You know, it's gotta have an "x" in it 'cause that means I have cool parents who take me on expensive ski trips on spring break and I get to drink wine with dinner even though I'm only 14 and..." Stewie said.
"Stewie, your not 14." Emily said as Brian rings the doorbell. Inside the house, Dog Peter ran down the stairs.
"Oh-my-God-I-know-that-sound-it-means-there's-a-potential-intruder-at-the-front-door-or-one-of-my-pals-either-way-I'm-excited-and-ready-for-anything!" He shouted excitedly.
"Hi, my name is Blake Karington." Brian said introducing his false name.
"What?" Stewie asked
"And these are my humans, Pughug and Gabe." Brian went on.
"Oh no, what?" Stewie said disappointed that Brian gave him a name that sounded lame to him.
"We just moved in down the street and stop by to say hi to our new neighbors." Brian said.
"Well great to meet you, come on in." Peter said. We cut to the kitchen. "This is my wife, Lois."
"My son Chris...Chris, stop licking yourself and come up and say hi! My daughter Meg, our puppy Stewie, and this is our human Brian." Dog Peter said.
Brian froze when he saw his human counterpart.
"Say hi to human Brian, says Gabe" Stewie said.
"You forgot me." Emily's dog counterpart said as she came in.
"Oh yeah, and this is my other daughter Emily." Dog Peter added.
"Mommy, can I play with the humans?" Dog Stewie asked
"Only if it's right with Blake." Lois said.
"Ah. Yeah sure, it's fine. Gabe is great with puppies." Brian said.
"I swear to God. I hope the next universe we go to is all Koreans." Stewie growled.
Just then, Stewie's dog counterpart took our Stewie's collar off. "I know who you are, Stewie and Emily."
"You do?" Emily questioned.
"Yes. I've perfected multiverse travel as well. In fact, I figured out how to navigate with absolute precision." Dog Stewie said.
"Really? I haven't. We've been jumping randomly from one universe to the next!" Stewie said.
"Did you have the shuffle button on?" Dog Stewie asked.
"Oh I see..." Stewie said in realization.
"There you go." Dog Stewie said
"That's why this symbol..." Stewie went on realizing.
"But I can't do anything about it. My device has been destroyed." Stewie said.
"I've got one of my own. I can use it to send you back. Hold on, I'll get it." Dog Stewie said.
"I think we're in luck." Emily said. Just then doorbell rang.
"I'll get it." Dog Peter said as he answered the door to find Dog Joe.
"Morning Peter." Dog Joe greeted.
"Hi Joe." Dog Peter said.
"Bonnie and I are having company tonight, wonder if I can barrow some wet food." Joe said.
"Yeah, sure thing." Dog Peter said.
Dog Peter turned to Stewie.
"That's Joe. He's our local human catcher. So don't misbehave or the human catcher will come after you... Gabe." Dog Peter said as he poked Stewie a few times on the nose.
"MY NAME'S NOT GABE!" Stewie shouted and bit Peter in the finger.
Dog Peter yelped in pain as he threw Stewie down on the floor.
"Oh, you're in big trouble, you little crap!" Dog Peter said.
"Boy, you shouldn't have done that, little fella. You just earned yourself a trip to the pound!" Dog Joe said.
Stewie gets tossed into the van.
"What the heck are you doing?" Stewie asked "Brian? Emil-" Before Stewie could finish, the door shut on him.
"Look, I'm sorry about this. Let me just pay the fine or whatever and I'll make sure this doesn't happen again." Brian said.
"You can pick him up tomorrow." Dog Joe stated.
"Oh okay." Brian said.
"Just bring a trash bag." Dog Joe said.
Emily gasped.
"What did he mean by that?" Brian asked confused
"Brian, I think he means Stewie is going to be euthanized." Emily said fearfully.
"What?!" Brian asked in shock.
"She's right," Human Brian replied "Every human who bites a dog will get euthanized. You know that."
"No, he doesn't! He's from another universe where dogs are subservient to humans." Dog Stewie said.
"Wait," Dog Emily said in realization "You don't mean-"
"They're us from another universe, yes." Dog Stewie said.
"Oh" Human Brian said "Like that time that we-"
"Yeah." Dog Stewie responded.
"Like that time bounced around and-"
"Yup" Dog Stewie responded again.
"And you couldn't figure out how we-" Emily said before Stewie interupted.
"Yes!" Dog Stewie said.
"This is terrible!" Emily said "I could already imagine this, I already know it's going to be like 'Old Yeller' but backwards."
"We've got to save Stewie!" Brian shouted.
"And we'll be blamed for if my parents from my universe finds out when they killed him." Emily said worried.
"It's a tough world here..." Human Brian says. "You hear about it every night on the dog news."
CUTAWAY
We see the dog version of Tom Tucker news reporting.
"Coming up," Tom Tucker said "That bush in the park is MY BUSH! It's MY BUSH...!"
CUTAWAY ENDS
We cut to the Human Pound where Joe was asleep as Brian, Emily, their dog counterparts and Dog Stewie where sneaking looking for the human Stewie.
"Look, there he is!" Emily said, pointing to Stewie inside a cage.
"Oh, thank God. I'm saved." Stewie said joyfully.
Brian, Emily, and Dog Emily opened the cage and Stewie walked out.
"Come on, let's get out of here." Brian said.
"What about the other humans?" Emily asked
I'm afraid we can't free the other humans." Dog Emily said.
"Why?" Emily asked "Couldn't we take them to ours with us?"
"Are you fucking serious?" Stewie asked
"We can't take all those people with us!" Stewie said.
"Alright, the three of you stand over there." Dog Stewie instructed.
"Gosh, Brian, Emily, I sure hope this next leap... will be the leap home." Stewie said.
"Wait," Human Brian said "Take me with you."
"What do you mean? You can't come back to our universe." Stewie said.
"Come on, a place where humans are in charge? I can't pass that up." Human Brian said as he walked up to Brian and Stewie,
"Are you sure Brian?" Dog Emily asked
"I'm sure." Human Brian said.
"Ok, we're ready." Stewie said to Dog Stewie.
"Hey!" Joe called out sternly as he's now awake.
"Get away from there!" Dog Joe yelled.
Dog Stewie pressed a button on the remote that opened a portal. Before Dog Joe could catch up to them, Brian, Stewie, and Emily were sucked into the portal. Just as Joe caught up to Human Brian, Human Brian jumped into the portal before it closed.
"Look's like I'm already gonna miss our Brian." Dog Emily said.
"Me too." Dog Stewie said as he hugged Dog Emily.
In a flash, Stewie, Brian, and Emily were transported back to their own universe. Human Brian fell to the ground the minute they arrived.
"Well, this looks like home." Stewie said.
"Is there any way we can be sure?" Emily asked. Stewie, Emily, and Brian walked to the door and looked down the hall.
"Mom, have you seen my tracker keeper?" Meg asked. Peter then farts on Meg and laughs.
"Yeah, we're home!" Stewie, Brian, and Emily said in unison.
"Now if you'll excuse me." Emily said as she went and kicked Peter between the legs.
"Ow! Emily, what was that for?!" Peter asked in pain.
"For farting on Meg!" Emily answered as she walked back to Stewie, Brian, and Human Brian.
"Well now what do we do about this guy?" Stewie asked.
"Yeah, What should we do with two Brians in this world?" Emily added.
"Now what should we do about this guy?" Stewie asked "We got two Brians in our universe now."
"Don't worry," Human Brian said, "I don't plan to stay in Quahog." "Then where will you go?" Emily asked.
"I'm gonna go out into the world and see what I can make of myself." Human Brian answered. "I can be somebody here..."
"Who would you be?" Emily asked.
"As Seth MacFarlane." Human Brian answered.
"Then it should be easy for you." Stewie said "I mean what luck, your white. You have no idea how big that is here." Emily slapped Stewie for making a racist joke. "Ow."
Human Brian stepped outside the house and turned to the trio.
"Goodbye, Stewie. Goodbye, Brian. Goodbye, Emily. Maybe our paths will cross again someday." Human Brian said.
Human Brian then walks away. "Ah look at him go..." Stewie says calmly "Free in a world of his own kind where he could finally reach the potential- OH MY GOD he got hit by a car!" he continued until they saw Human Brian got hit by a car offscreen. Then finally the scene cuts to black ending the episode.