john phoenix stops sexual harassment
john phoenix woke up to a scream and he ran out and saw lockedattorney reading a letter
john phoenix read the letter but then he threw it on the floor for he was disgusted by the contents it was a letter filled with sexually explicit remarks about the receivers dick and how hes gonna suck it dry
worse still the recipint was named "john" which is both john phoenixs name AND lockedattorneys (its not but it IS my middle name so ill go by taht for the sake of teh story)
"we must file a complaint" said john phoenix
john phoenix and lockedattorney went to jail and filed a complaint, it turned out the fingerprites belonged to guest again
"he must have sent it in advance before i stopped that system" said gushoe "dont worry ill arrest him again"
at the trial
"courts in sesison for guest" said judge
"im suing guest" said lockedattorney
"god, are you obsessed with me or something. maybe you should write a romance fic shipping you and i since you're so in love with me"
john phoenix ignored the baby insult used by babies who babyishly think gay ppl are yucky and cross examined guest
"i object to the obsession statement ur honor" said john pheonix "because according to the records it was guest who approached lockedattorney first and evrything lockedattorney does is therefore in response to guest"
"ok" said judge "wait what about the sexual harassment"
"he just committed it in the testimony" said john pheonix
"hahahaha" laughed guest who for once came prepared and he pulled out an obviously forged screenshot of lockedattorney consenting to receiving gross sexual remarks
"now u must let me go" said guest but then john pheonix decided it was time to play a dirty trick
he wiped off the parts of the letter that lockedattorney whos name is john touched and touched it himself so only guests and john phoenixs fingerprints were on it then he presented it and reveeled that it had actually been sent to him (it was a lie but thats what guest deserved for lying himself), then guest had no further agruments and gave up
the end