This is my very first time posting a story online so please don't attack me.

Feel free to critique my story but all I want to know is if its humour-like.

(also I like Touhou)

Amidst the many tall mountains and the emerald green trees, the bellowing of an animal (its cries resembling that of a crow), could be heard throughout the mountains and its surrounding areas. The local residents surrounding the mountain and those that lived on it were somewhat annoyed but accustomed to its noises as it was an occurrence that was rather common than rare.

The culprit of this irksome noise was none other than the tengu that lived on the emerald green mountain. It was the very same tengu that was widely known for its unrivalled agility throughout the skies, it's witty yet sensible remarks, and most notoriously known for its newspapers that had an unknown amount of lies and false accusations painted on every page. Sometimes rumoured to be the most aggravating youkai around, her name was Shameimaru Aya.

Aya was sprawled out in her room, swashing her arms and legs from side to side with the most frantic yet anxious face one could express. Her worrisome expressions were added with cries that were almost pitiful to hear.

" I'VE RAN OUT OF IDEAS!", she screamed.

Once again, Aya swung her arms and legs around as if she was a child throwing a temper tantrum, repeating those very same words over and over, getting louder with each sentence.

Her reasoning for this child-like temper tantrum was out of place as her residence was Gensokyo, the Land of Illusions and Fantasy. Gensokyo was almost, if not always filled with the occurrence of incidents and events that was unique and exciting in their own right. So why was this youkai throwing a temper tantrum even when there were many scoops still left unwritten? The answer was simple. For once in Aya's long, lengthy life, there wasn't an incident or an event interesting enough to be made into an article worthy of attention and praise.

When this strange manifestation of an event happened, Aya thought that this in and of itself was an incident that was not visible to the public eye. When curiosity fueled her inner journalistic desires for a fresh new story, she ended up flying all over Gensokyo to write down the secretive activities that she assumed had happened.

In the end, Aya's expectations were ruined. After a long flight around Gensokyo, she came home tired and dejected, her expectations ruined.

That was the moment when she began her cry for ideas. At first, it was a miniscule rant and sentences upon sentences of frustration. But after a two weeks worth of time going by without the instance of a single event, Aya's mind began to go irrational. Her small rants had now become shouts of pure frustration and helplessness as she tried to rack up her brain to at least come up with one false story.

But she wasn't the only one suffering from this onslaught of events.

Aya's precious subordinate, Momiji Inubashiri, the white wolf tengu was also a victim to her superior's slow and irritating cries.

From the very first day the crow had begun its ear-rapping sounds, the dog was the very first victim. As she was Aya's subordinate, she had to deal with the continuous, never-ending number of complaints that were being filed from other mountain residents.

Aya wasn't the only one going crazy.

Momiji had also slowly begun to lose all sense of reason.

And at that moment, as the crow was screaming for ideas, begging for an incident to happen, the dog ran out of patience. A gush of bloodlust came from the front door and as it slowly opened,

there stood Momiji with a sword on her right and a shield on her left. Her expressions were what one could describe to be the ferocity of a bear hindered during its hibernation, and the face of a war veteran that had dealt with the most unimaginable situations.

At first, Aya looked on with disbelief, dumbfounded that her cute subordinate had transformed into something almost alike to that of a beast. Aya's instincts slowly began to tell her that if she stayed for too long, her life would not be reassured.

Aya said with sweat slowly dripping from the sides of her face," H-Hey!... Haven't seen you around in some time! ".

With a low threatening growl, Momiji did not respond.

As Aya slowly stood up, Momiji's eyes followed.

" ...L-Let's calm down and talk this through like civilized youkai", she said as she slowly walked backwards.

After a moment's pause, Momiji jumped towards Aya.

At that very moment, like a frightened prey that was about to be eaten, Aya ran with all her might towards the window. Without hesitation, she jumped through the air and into the glass with her arms covering her head resulting in the shattered glass flying in all directions. Once out, Aya flew towards where she thought would be a safe place, the Hakurei shrine. Aya believed that the red and white miko of the shrine would be able to stop her rampaging subordinate from annihilating her very existence.

Unfortunately for Aya, she had hindered a sleeping beast that should have never been woken up.

In the blink of an eye, the rumoured "fastest youkai" had been caught by the now transformed Momiji Inubashiri.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!".

Once more, a scream could be heard echoing throughout the mountain and to its residents. However, instead of an annoying scream that had been on repeat over the past few weeks, it was a new refreshing sound of a crow being eaten by what sounds to be a ravenous dog.

It was a new, more relaxing sound for the residents of the mountain as now, they knew for sure that the crow would stop its irritating cries.

Just in case you were wondering, no, Aya isn't dead.

She is still happily living in Gensokyo writing her fraud papers.