Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I wish I did.

On Harry's 17th birthday he felt no different from the day before. He got up and made breakfast as usual. His Aunt and Uncle had invited the CEO of Vernon's company to breakfast with his daughter.

As Harry finished making breakfast and bringing it to the table, the CEO's daughter said, "He's hot."

Harry looked into the mirror that was in the dining room. "Bloody hell, Merlin's saggy underwear. Why did Dumbledore not tell me?" Harry then ran upstairs. The people downstairs heard," Expeto Patroium! Go tell Lupin and Dumbledore. Why! Why did you not tell me that my mother was part Vella!"

Harry's Aunt ran off toward his bedroom, while Vernon walked to the ringing telephone. The CEO's daughter snuck off upstairs. She heard, "Harry what is wrong?" "Everything, when a wizard reaches 17 they get their inheritance. My mother was a half-vella, so I am a quarter vella." Wait, wizards? Vella? Was she hearing things? A doe ran through the door and said, "I will be here soon I will apperate into your bedroom Harry." The CEO's daughter was now very confused.

Five minutes later: A loud crack went through the house, the door to Harry's room opened but there was no one in there.

Harry's cloak came off, "Well a Muggle was listing to us, I will have to ablerate you. Expeco Protium, Tell Dumbledore to meet us in the Ministry."

Harry grabbed her arm and then it felt like being squished through a tiny tube, when they came out of the tube she vomited. Harry grabbed his wand and waved it causing it to vanish, "Vomiting is normal the first time you apperate."

It was at this moment that she reallized that a lot of people were shaking Harry's hand and saying, "Harry Potter, it is a honor to meat you," and "Thank you for killing You-Know-Who when you were younger.

"Well," Harry snapped, "even under Verasasium, you still do not believe that Voldemort," everyone jumped and flinched "is back. Hi Aurther!" Aurther nodded back.

"I am going to the Obelerter Squad, we had a Muggles who needs her memery fixed."

"My mermery is fine!" She yelled

"Well we can not have a muggles running around and telling stories." Harry replied in the elavater.

2 minutes later-

"Memory needs to be fixed?" Asked a man.

"Yes." Harry replied

The girl tried to escape but the man waved his wand causing ropes to hold her in place. "Oblerate."