Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Parlor/Larry's dream vision and headache
[Thunderclap]
[Saxophone Music In Background]
Jimmy's washing and drying some dishes and Larry's tossing and turning.
Larry: [Sniffing In Fear And Depression]
A bright green background with a bright yellow spiral spins around and it fades to a flashback sequence of the beginning of the cancelled Bear Trap silly song from Madame Blueberry (1998), beginning with Archie making the announcement.
Archie: "Excuse me, I have an announcement...(It cuts right to the middle of his announcements.) and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the 1st and previous silly songs-"
Cut to The Water Buffalo Song from Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (1993)...
Larry: Everybody's got a
water buffalo
Cut to Archie lecturing Larry...
Archie: "You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo. just stop being so silly!"
Archie walks/hops away leaving Larry a bit confused.
Cut to The Song of the Cebu from Josh and the Big Wall (1997) just as the flashback sequences include Larry's slide show.
Larry: Boy is riding
with cebu
Larry: "Um...no wait."
Archie: "This is quite disappointing."
[Echoing Disappointing]
Larry's still asleep and he's trying super hard to fight it off.
Larry: "No...no."
Cut back to Larry's dream vision...
Archie: "Management has decided to make a few competitions for other performers."
[Echoing Other Performers]
Mr. Lunt: 'cause you're his
cheeseburger
his yummy
cheeseburger
Archie: "Silly Songs is cancelled..."
he'll wait
Archie: "Silly Songsis cancelled..."
for you-hoo
Archie: "Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice."
yeah
he'll wait
for you-hoo
Archie: "Silly Songs is cancelled..."
oh you are
his cheeseburger
his lovely
cheeseburger
he'll wait for
you-hoo
An image of the sick cebu...
Archie; "Cancelled..."
An image of the sad cebu...
Archie: "Cancelled..."
An image of the mute cebu...
Archie: "Cancelled..."
Archie: [Chipmunk Voice] "Cancelled..."
Cut back to reality...
Larry: "Jimmy...Jimmy...[Grunts A Bit] no wait! [Grunts A Bit Again] Jimmy...Jimmy...(Jimmy hears Larry tossing and turning and freaking out in his beauty sleep.) no...cebu!"
Jimmy: "Hey. hey, hey, Mr., are you alright?"
Larry: "Jimmy...[Grunts A Bit Once More] Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "Mr.! wake up, Mr.! Mr.!"\
The camera zooms in on the outside of Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Parlor...
A1 and G7
Jimmy: "You really had me worried there for quite a while, buddy. you alright?"
Larry: [Sniffs Depressingly] "Yeah, I'm alright."
Jimmy: "Well? can I get you anything? a push up? (Larry shakes his head in reply.) a waffle cone? (Larry shakes his head no again.) or maybe a cup full of sprinkles?" (Larry shakes his head no once more.)
Larry: "No thanks, [Sniffs Depressingly Again] I don't need anything."
Jimmy: "You uh...wanna talk about it?"
Larry (looking right over at the jukebox): "Does that jukebox over there work?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, it sure does."
Larry: "A1 and G7."
Jimmy: "What was that?"
Larry: "A1 and G7. just press A1 and G7."
Jimmy walks/hops right over to the jukebox and pushes A1 and G7.
Larry: "It all began a little while back when I was singing this 1 song. and well...I don't know. looking way back to my very 1st silly song I can understand, but the other 1...things just kinda got...messed up."
The Water Buffalo Song from Where's God when I'm Scared? (1993)
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. so without further adeu, Silly Songs with Larry."
Larry emerges right on the countertop stage to face the entire audience.
Larry: "The Water Buffalo Song."
[Music In Background]
Larry: Everybody's got a
water buffalo
yours is fast
but mine
is slow
Larry (continued): oh where'd we
get them
I don't know
but everybody's got a
water buffaloooooooooo
Larry: I took my
buffalo
to the store
got his head
stuck in
the door
spilled some
lima beans
on the floor
oh everybody's got a-
Archie emerges right on the countertop stage.
Archie: "Stop it, stop! stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing?! you can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! we're gonna get nasty letters saying Where's my water buffalo?! why don't I have a water buffalo?! and are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so! just stop being so silly!"
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. tune in next time to hear Larry sing-"
Larry: Everybody's got a
baby kangaroo
yours is pink
but mine
is blue
Larry (continued): hers was small
but-
Archie AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Archie knocks Larry way over.
The Song of the Cebu from Josh and the Big Wall (1997)
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The Song of the Cebu."
Larry: Cebu
Larry: "This is a song about a boy. a song about a little boy and his cebus. a song about a little boy and his 3 cebus. the little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. and also a hippo. um...um...this is me at the airport. this is my Aunt Ruth. this is me at a bullfight. this is me fighting the bull."
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Oooooooh."
Larry: "this is me and the bull."
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Ahhhhhhh."
Larry: "this is me and the bull...and...I think that's the bull's cousin. he's a cebu."
Archie (off screen): "Hold it!"
Archie: "You call this a multimedia event? this is a slide projector and a bedsheet. and what on earth is a cebu anyway?"
Larry: "It's kinda like a cow. see?"
Archie: "Yes. well. very good. this could be interesting. carry on."
[Music In Background]
Larry: Cebu
Larry: "Sing it with me."
Larry: Cebu
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: cebu
[Music Continues In Background]
Larry: Boy is
riding with
cebu
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: boy is
riding with
cebu
Larry: into town
in his
canoe
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: into town
in his
canoe
Larry: sick cebu
is rowin'
and sneezin'
Larry (continued) achoo moo, moo
achoo moo, moo
achoo moo, moo
achoo moo, moo
moo, moo
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: achoo moo, moo
achoo moo, moo
achoo moo, moo
achoo moo, moo
moo, moo
Larry: hippo chewin' on
bamboo
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: hippo chewin' on
bamboo
Larry: can't see boy
and 3 cebus
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: can't see boy
and 3 cebus
Larry: sad cebu
is rowin'
and cryin'
Larry (continued): boo-hoo moo, moo
boo-hoo moo, moo
boo-hoo moo, moo
boo-hoo moo, moo
moo, moo
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: boo-hoo moo, moo
boo-hoo moo, moo
boo-hoo moo, moo
boo-hoo moo, moo
moo, moo
Larry: cebu
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: cebu
Larry: cebu
Larry, Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: cebu
Larry: achoo moo, moo
boo-hoo moo, moo
achoo moo, moo
boo-hoo moo, moo
achoo moo, moo
cebu
Larry: hippo seen
by mute cebu
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: hippo seen
by mute cebu
Larry: tries to tell
the other 2
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: tries to tell
the other 2
Larry: mute cebu
is wavin'
and gruntin'
Larry (continued): Mmm-hmm mmm mmm,mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm,mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!
Junior, Jmmy and Jerry: mm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!
Larry experiences technical difficulties once again.
Larry: "Uh oh."
Archie emerges in a state of shock and panic.
Archie (off screen): "Wait!"
Archie: "What happens next?"
Larry: "Um..."
Archie: "does the hippo see them? is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the iminant danger to the other passengers? is the boy injured? why is the sad cebu sad? is the canoe wood? or alluminum?"
Larry: "Oh look. there's me and Bob at Sea World. oh wow."
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: "Ooooooh."
Larry: "I forgot about that 1. there's me and that bull again."
Archie: "You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that. you know, I come to expect a lot more from you. this is quite disappointing. I'm gonna have to speak to Bob about this."
Larry: "Oh look, a cebu."
Archie turns back around to look for Bob just as a black screen occurs and it fades right back to the title card.
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry (off screen): Cebu
Larry (off screen): "No wait. that's a water buffalo."
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear the audience sing-"
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry: No more song
about cebu
need another
verse or 2
Junior, Jimmy and Jerry (continued): audience is
standing
and leaving
Junior, Jimmy andJerry: bye, bye
moo, moo
bye, bye
moo, moo
bye, bye
moo, moo
moo, moo
Jimmy: "I want my money back."
Jerry: "Yeah. that'd be pretty good."
It wasn't my entire fault
Jimmy: [Laughing A Bit]
Larry stares at him in disbelief.
Larry: "What do you think? that's funny?"
Jimmy: "Well, [Chuckles A Bit] yeah. I mean, no. no. gee, uh...that's really gotta hurt."
Larry: "Yeah. but it wasn't my entire fault. (face down on dining table) they had them all mixed up at photo hut. and I never realized nobody had water buffaloes."
Larry: [Sobbing Silently]
Jimmy: "Wow, you know exactly how that really feels. but it's not a big deal. every single beginner goes through this problem. so what if you messed up 1 or 2 or 3 silly songs? it's not the end of the universe."
A mysterious asparagus/Archie and Lovey walk/hop right into Jimmy Gourd's Ice Cream Diner.
Jimmy: "I'll be right with you in a minute, fellas. what you need is a little something to cheer you up a bit. and I got just the thing. (He walks/hops right over to the jukebox.) there. that oughta do it. so what'll it be, fellas?"
Harmonica playing scene
Larry: [Sniffing In Depression] "Yeah. maybe I should just try to be thankful for the time I did have with my silly songs."
Larry (looking right up at the ceiling): "Bye, silly songs. it was nice knowing ya."
Larry: [Playing On Harmonica]
Jimmy: "Okay, wrong song on the harmonica, bad timing. ahhhh. these'll be great. you'll see. oh this 1 is so funny."
Jimmy: [Laughs A Bit] You're big
I'm little...
Jimmy: "Okay, buddy. hang on. I'm coming back here for you."
Jimmy walks/hops away to try to cheer Larry up a bit.
The mysterious asparagus is revealed
Right after a few songs, Jimmy's cracking himself up again while Larry's still looking right down in depression and sorrow.
Jimmy: "Oh that cracks me up. bungee! bungee! bungee, wungee... wooge, wagee, weegee. come on."
Larry: "I sure hope those guys never got injured falling right on their heads like that. you really think they got injured?"
Jimmy: "Well gee, buddy, I don't know. they were wearing their helmets."
Larry: "Yeah. they were wearing their helmets. that's really super good."
Jimmy: "Look, buddy, maybe this is really none of my business, but why exactly are you so down?"
Larry: "Well? 'cause somebody just cancelled my very best segment. and I don't know exactly who did it."
Jimmy: "you wanna tell me what's going on around here?"
Mysterious Asparagus/Archie (off screen): "I'll tell you what's going on around here."
Archie walks/hops right over to the jukebox.
Archie: "Maybe this can clear things up a bit."
Larry: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
His Cheeseburger (from Madame Blueberry (1998))
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."
Archie: "Just a moment, wait, stop talking! excuse me, I have an announcement."
Archie: [Clears Throat] "Because of the high standards, we on this show strive to adhere to. and as a result of the disastrous outcomes from the 1st and previous silly songs, management has decided to make a few competitions for other performers for this segment. several songs were screened and we chose 1 based on the applicant's sense of artistry and all-around propriety. thank you."
Archie puts his announcement papers right aside.
Larry: "So what are you saying?"
Archie: "I'm saying Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice."
Larry: "Oh yeah? well then how am I supposed to get outta this bear trap?"
Archie: "I'm pretty sure you'll figure some other way out."
[Music In Background]
Love Songs with Mr. Lunt Announcer: "And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song."
Mr. Lunt: He said to her
I'd like a
cheeseburger
and I might
like a
milkshake
as well
Mr. Lunt (continued): she said to him
I can't
give you either
Mr. Lunt: and he said
isn't this
Burger Bell
Mr. Lunt (continued): she said
yes it is
but we're
closed now
Mr. Lunt: but we open
tomorrow
at 10
Mr. Lunt (continued): he said
I am
extremely hungry
but I guess
I can wait
until then
[Music Continues In Background]
Mr. Lunt: 'cause you're
his
cheeseburger
his yummy
cheeseburger
he'll wait for
you-hoo
yeah
he'll wait for
you-hoo
Mr. Lunt (continued): oh you are
his cheeseburger
his lovely
cheeseburger
he'll wait for
you-hoo
oh he
will wait
for you
[Music Continues In Background]
Mr. Lunt: he stayed at
the drive-thru
'til sunrise
he may have
dosed off
once or twice
Mr. Lunt (continued): when he spotted
a billboard
for Denny's
bacon and eggs
for half price
Mr. Lunt: how could he
resist
such an offer?
he really needed
something
to munch
Mr. Lunt (continued): cheeseburger
please
do not get angry
Female Choir: don't get angry
Mr. Lunt: he'll eat
and be
back here
for lunch
[Music Continues Again In Background]
Mr. Lunt: 'cause you're his
cheeseburger
his precious
cheeseburger
be back for you-hoo
he'll be back
for you-hoo
Mr. Lunt (continued): won't be so long
cheeseburger
oh lovely
cheeseburger
be back
for you-hoo
oh he'll
be back
for you
Mr. Lunt: 'cause he loves you
cheeseburger
with all
his heart
and there ain't nothin'
gonna tear you
2 hoo
apart
Mr. Lunt (continued): and if the world
suddenly ran
outta cheese
he would
get down
on his hands
and knees
Mr. Lunt: to see if
someone
accidentally
dropped
some cheese
in the dirt
and he would
wash it off
for you
wipe it off
for you
clean that dirty
cheese off
just for you.
Mr. Lunt: [Breathes Deeply] you are
his
cheese
bur
gerrrrrrrr.
[Music Ends In Background]
Archie (off screen): "I thought you were gonna sing about growing up in Connecticut."
Love Songs with Mr. Lunt Announcer: "This has been Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say-"
Mr. Lunt (off screen): "I grew up in New Jersery."
The Forgive-O-Matic (from God Wants Me to Forgive Them?! (1994)
Cedric: "Hey, kids, have you ever been bad? do you remember when you broke your mom's favorite vase and then stapled it back together and hope she wouldn't notice? that was bad. do you remember when you put your pet snake in Aunt Millie's pajamas and she ran 5 miles without ever getting outta bed? that was bad too. and do you remember when you stuffed your sister's teddy bear in the food processor and told her it got chewed up by a giant bear-eating lizard and she believed it? that was really bad. the Bible calls the bad things we do sin. and when we sin, we need to be forgiven. that's right.
Larry's still slamming his head on the dining table while being tortured.
Cedric: "So I know what you're thinking. jeepers, I been bad. how do I get forgiven? am I right?"
Archie begins feeling guilty for the crime he had committed.
Cedric: "Well, moms, dads, and kids of all ages, have I got the thing for you. (the arrows point right over to the Forgive-o-Matic) the new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic."
Larry's still slamming his head on the dining table just as he's being tortured)
Cedric: "Yes, sir. the new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic slices dices and purees your sins away. it's as easy as this. just dial up your sin here, press this button...and... bingo. God forgives you of your sin. but wait. there's more. order now and you also receive a set of Gin-Sue Tu steak knives, the strongest knives on earth. just listen to this."
Henry: "Hi. I'm a miner from West Virginia. in the last 3 weeks, we dug 2 miles through solid granite, all with 1 gin-sue tu steak knife and it's still going strong."
Cedric: "That's right. you get the Forgive-o-Matic and the steak knives all for 1 low price of just $19.95. you never seen a deal like this before. isn't that right?"
Henry: "That's right."
Cedric: "So don't delay, order today. operators are standing by. remember, you get the Forgive-o-Matic and the steak knives all for just $19.95. you must be 18 years or older to call. "
Junior: [Clears Throat]
Cedric: "Not now, kid. can't you see I'm busy?"
Junior: "But...I know lots of people who been forgiven for bad things they done."
Cedric: "Oh yeah? well they must have Forgive-o-Matics then, huh?"
Junior: "Nope."
Cedric: "Well sure. you-you can't be forgiven without a Forgive-o-Matic. isn't that right?"
Henry: "Hey, could you stop sending me up and down? I'm getting really sick."
Junior: "The Bible says if we ask for God to forgive us, then he will."
Cedric: "You mean...all you have to do is... ask?"
Junior: "Yep."
Cedric: "You don't need a... a Forgive-o-Matic?"
Junior: "Nope."
Cedric: "Are you sure about this?"
Junior: "I sure am."
Cedric: "Did I mention that they also make great Julienne fries? well just drop a potato in here, uh, push the button, and presto. out come the best fries you ever tasted."
Junior: "Oh look, it's time to go."
Cedric: "But wait, there's more. just spread these seeds on here, and... and in a few weeks, voila. Chia Forgive-o-Matic. isn't that...cute?"
Junior: "Say goodnight, Gracie."
Junior walks/hops right off stage and the lights go out.
Cedric: "Goodnight, Gracie."
Cedric walks/hops away.
Archie's confession and apologies
Jimmy: "You don't really mean-"
Archie: "Yes, of course I admit it! the culprit really was me! it's my entire fault! all of my entire fault! I'm the only 1 to blame!"
Jimmy: "That's completly dishonest. no wonder Larry's super depressed and upset. I would feel that way to if somebody took my songs away. I'm calling the police department."
Archie: "Wait! if you could just give me 1 single chance, I'll explain it to you."
Jimmy: "Fine by me. 1 single chance. but if you make this worse, you're going to the jail house."
Archie: "I couldn't even help it. it's just that...I...well...surely you can understand my position. I was just acting in the public's best interest. we do have standards to uphold, you know. well...but then...I got these."
Archie opens his brief case and finds the Save Our Silly Songs petition that was made right after the release of Madame Blueberry (1998).
Archie: [Clears Throat] We the undersigned believe that Archibald Asparagus should forgive and forget The Song of the Cebu incident and what he did to Larry during The Water Buffalo Song and apologize to Larry by returning Silly Songs with Larry back to its original VeggieTales programming, signed 167,512 adoring fans, including but not limited to, the entire population of Duluth, Minnesota and even someone in Moose Lake."
Larry: "Moose Lake?"
Archie: "Yes, Larry. Moose Lake. it's in Canada."
Larry: "Wow! Moose Lake!"
Archie "The people have spoken. I guess there's only 1 other thing left to say. Larry, I'm terribly sorry that I cancelled Silly Songs with Larry. I never realized it was super important to you. and there's nothing I can do except hereby decree that Silly Songs is henceforth reinstated. effective immediately which is what, I suppose, henceforth means. but no matter. go on. sing with all the silliness you can muster. let the world know, yea unto its farthest reaches, including, but not limited to, Moose Lake, that this is not the end of silliness. no. quite the contrary. silliness shall continue."
[Loud Thud!]
Archie: "I'm alright, I really deserved that. but try not to be too silly this time. please?"
Larry: "Well, Archie, when you put it that way, I forgive you."
Archie: "That's super good to hear about."
Jimmy gives Archie Larry's ice pack.
Larry (bringing in a bible verse on his own sheet of paper): "And just to make sure nothing like this ever happens again, I wrote you a Bible verse."
Larry (reading the Bible Verse): Those who steal shall steal no longer. but rather they must labor. performing with their own hands what's super good. so that they'll have something to share with 1 who's needed. Ephesians 4:29.
Archie: "Why thanks a bunch, Larry, I certainly will treasure this. but isn't there anything you wish to share with the others?"
Larry: "Just as a matter of fact, there really is. I been wanting to play this silly song for the next show. and I think now's the time."
Silly Songs with Larry segment: The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
Silly Songs with Larry Announcer: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: Mmmmmmmmmm
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: There lived
a man
so long
ago
his memory's
but faint
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions (continued): was not
admired
Robert: did not
inspire
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: like
president
or saint
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: but people
came from
far and near
with their
afflicted pets
for a special cure
Robert: they knew
for sure
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: wouldn't come
from other vets
whooooooooa
[Upbeat Disco Music In Background]
Larry: This is a song
for your poor sick penguin
Larry (continued): he's got a fever
and his toes are blue
Larry: but if I sing
to your poor sick penguin
he will feel better
in a day or 2
Larry (continued): yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-ooo
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-ooo
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-hoo.
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de-doo.
Pa Grape: he's gone
a little loopy
in case
you haven't heard
here's a couple
penicillin
for your sickly
arctic bird
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: Mmmmmmmmm
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: no skeptic
could explain
just how
nor could 1
oft rebut
the wondrous deeds
that went on
in that
little alpine hut
Troy: some would
stand in silence
Troy and Robert: while some
just scratch
their scalps
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: for the curious ways
of the
yodeling veterinarian
of the alps
whooooooooa
Pa Grape: "Good news on the penguin doc, he's up and kicking."
Bright Orange Cat: [Meowing Loudly]
Larry: this is a song
for your pregnant kitty
she's looking nauseous
and a week past due
but if I sing
to your pregnant kitty
she will feel better
in a day or 2
Larry (continued): yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-ooo
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-ooo
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-hoo.
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de-doo.
Bright Orange Cat: [Hissing A Bit]
Pa Grape: jump in your car
drive into
the city
buy a jug
of milk
for your
nauseated kitty
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: mmmmmmmm
Troy: the practice grew
their profits flew
until 1 fateful day
when the nurse
who did assist
the doc asked
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: for a raise
in pay
Troy: the dr.
pondered this
a while
sat back
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: and scratched
his scalp
Troy: then said
Larry (off screen): "No way, Jose."
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: to the nurse
of the
yodeling
veterinarian
of the alps
whooooooa
Pa Grape: "Good news on the kitty, doc. she's feeling great. 6 kittens, named 1 after you."
Bear: [Roaring Loudly]
Larry: this is a song
for your bear trapped teddy
he looks uncomfy
think I'd be too
Larry (continued): but if I sing
to your bear trapped teddy
he will feel better
in a day
or 2
Larry: yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-ooo
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-ooo
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hee
yodel-eee-hoo.
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de
ya-de-doo.
Bear: [Roaring Loudly Again]
Pa Grape: "Oh yeah. that'll work. he's good."
Larry: yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hoo
Larry: "No wait, this should work."
Larry: yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hoo
yoo-hoo
bloo!
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: mmmmmmm
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: now the moral
of our story
it's the point
we hope
we made
Troy: when you
go a little loopy
better
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: keep your nurse
well paid
Larry: yodel-leh-hee
yodel-leh-hoo
yodel odle
odle aye
de aye
de aye
de aye
de
oh! oh! oh!
Phil Winklestein/Frankencelery and 3 Scallions: "Whoooooa!"
some would stand
in silence
while some
just scratch
their scalps
for the curious ways
of the yodeling
veterinarian
of the alps.
End of what if? story episode...