This is a lawless site yall! If you see underage sex here you can't stop it and so do i! I technically own all of this because I can screw over canon or turn hazel into a far more faster tyrian if I wanted to! I'm the author this is a fanfiction!
A nonprofit[actually this is uposed to help me get a writers licence so I can get a job] hobby of mine so call the police ona virgin 19 year old fellow human being will ya?
the pain of a tired scientist
the joy of a nostalgic gamer
the wheezing and dying laughter of the viewers
welcome to the game
( It is impossible for something to be made out of nothing forever all at once it doesn't make sense just like infinity)-Ember Loyale.
[you died in a ditch but now you're alive on a ladder….. I say I like Boltzmann and Brayden]-Niko Tolitanhawk.
"hello there! My name is Niko tolitanhawk . former weapon/blacksmith and bio war veteran aka the inventor of mechashift weaponry and currently scientist! And I am the woman that pushed humanity forward to galactic exploration in a matter of 4 decades! I lived a rather risky life ah what am i saying !. a riot happened at one of the planets and my downfall started . my family ceased contact with me . I tried to kill myself so many times ….i failed so I saw the beauty in life , the struggle to survive and the respect for others that did survive . We moved to a small planet .And then one day a fucking psychopath decides to challenge me and my buddies . first my dog , then Ember , and then my FuCKinG soN , I became a god and tried to kill the fucker but he decides to go IQ1000000 on me .so now here I am…in the dark
As the quotes said everytime any conscious being dies , it is counted as a near death experience as their Boltzmann brain transfers into a different universe to fill in a body , making me nigh immortal . but as my best friend said it before ' infinity is impossible ' and when I die a certain amount of times I have to transfer into a new world with an overpowered ability to ensure I don't die again . is that right?" I ask
[yep! So now you might not know this but I myself have the most powerful ability in this library of universes , that being said I also have what I would say is the most versatile and risky power too! And I jut need to paint my soul over yours! To clarify shit for you . you shall go to the world of remnant in a completely randomly generated body . the history of the character will make this random body logical in a sense …. So bye!] the man says
"wait … what's remnant? , what power? , wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"we both scream in agony as my body gets ripped to pieces"
And i
[rwby atlas 10 years before canon]
"huh?!"I gasp as I suddenly get a flash of memories
"oh …. Right " I mutter sadly . Then I see a pack of wolves whimpering . who am i? why are the wolves whimpering? aren't they supposed to growl at me ? in a panic I shout
"status!"
Name:niko fell/snowdeuchland
Title: useless nobody
Class:unbelonging(trespasser)
LV:97 EXP:12345/89876
GENDER:female
RACE:faunus(godzilla)/grimm/vampire?(jojo)/god
AGE:9
God Rank:SS
Alignment: lawful neutra-evi-goo-neutral + obedient /when canon starts+ insane
HP:45670/8000000000 hp regen:all per nanosecond of unconsciousness
AP:0/0
MP:1e16/1e16 1 sec of mana use is 5points of sp . Mp regen:25000 per second
Sp:50 sp regen is 50 per nanosecond of unconsciousness
STR:3241 (24000)
INT657489 (483930290) IQ=12000
WIS:5687 (45876)
VIT:2345 (21000)
DEX:8967 (78967)
CHA:5678 (500000)
LUK:-+-+-=+=+-+- luck is but a stubborn illusion
Lien:13
Weapon: bone knives *45[type:rare]
+500 damage to aura
Previous weapon from earth blueprint : flux screech [type:divine,unique]
A boomerang : can fold out into scythe , axe , bow , katana , piano , flying pirate ship
Scythe; curse of the grimm will break aura , and is a plus for decapitation
Axe : more versatile and can be used as projectile
Bow : magnetic and electric . Will shoot faster than the speed of sound
Katana : :/
Piano : the magnetic part of the bow is the seat and the melody that the piano makes will become a disk
Depending on the dust it is mainly an offensive weapon . it also has a microphone
Hard light : make an entire orchestra and shoot the victim with the same melody but wit s
Wind: make an orchestra and cool music . occasionaly calms down ally or opponent
Fire: the song will form a fire that creates a storm . adding dramatic effect and an upper hand in battle
Water: will soothe anyone that listens and will heal most people
Gravity : makes the world upside down breaks your thoughts and keeps you tuning . it will rupture your organs or create a magical experience
Electricity: k
rock : shakes the world and sends the song through the ground and to your bones . vibrating and giving everyone in the world a chance to listen you your orchestral beauty . also makes a concert stadium
Ice: freezes time . gives user a chance to defeat an opponent
Combustion : l o u d
Plant: creates large jungle with beringal/geist/creep/wyvern grimm
Pirate ship: can fly , and it is as large as a bullhead . most offense will come from the musket and piano
Perks
Ex-god?
Magic multiplied by 100000000000000%
Ex-UlTimAtE BeInG
Godzilla faunus Race!
Optional Vampire Race!
Vampire physiqueLV45
A standard pillar man level strength but your stats say that this is FAR STRONGER than your original body
Skills
[passive]
Gamers mind:(MAX)
Negates all emotions and mental attacks including time or gravity manipulation . (you are immune to mental disablilities unless they greatly benefit combat) except for happiness and sorrow
No one can trick you
You past self has made that clear
You can see breathing irregularities in a 10KM radius
You can see in infrared when opponent is gone from sight
You can use echolocation when you are i S
Gamers body:(MAX)
You feel no pain. Only anger
Actually…you look like nothing hurts you because this is a game!
Kinetic dispersion is the only thing you need here!
Can regenerate anything when you sleep
Stacks damage and unleashes all damage taken into one critical hit when aura is broken
The boneless goat:(MAX)
Find comfort in pain
the opposite of the silver eyed warriors as your fathe-the dark god was jealous of his older brother he used all of his power to make one person of the boneless goat . and when his mana was drained nearing the grasp of death the shadow lamb saved its creator . the god of light respected the lamb giving it a mortal body and the world of remnant as its playground the mp regen was a plus
You are one with the grimm . command them or kill them you can do whatever you want with them
40000% damage to aura and grimm . all grimm that are under salem will rapidly seek to kill you
All natural and old grimm will work for you . All grimm that you slay or all slain grimm that are yours will add up for a perfect army . Your grimm will unlock their aura if you consent . the blessing of the god of light Is not a joke you have LARGE reality manipulating abilities until you realise that in this mortal body … only 10 seconds of mana use can make you pass-out
Perfect huntress:(MAX)
You've trained…..you've trained too well
890% to All stats
Inventory armor:(40[0%])
Made by poaling mono
Can suck anything and replace with air / is immune to projectile attacks
Buffs:(MAX)
Techmastery[expert]
Weaponsmithing[absolute dinglydanglydiddlydingdong boss]
Sciencer/scientist[rule breaker / cheater / hacker]
Niece=Uncle[ e]
Danger sense:(MAX)
True threats to allies and friends will show up to you and suggestions or warnings will flood you mind
Knife manipulation:(MAX)
Just like penny but with telekinetic powers.
You hav knife mastery and now you may manipulate the knives to which you desire
+900% damage with knives
Useless nobody:(MAX)
No one knows you and no one cares . you are not special and nobody would care if you died a horrible death
-80%+Cha to social skills
+60000% to anominity . you are completely incognito , all energy signatures by you are completely ignored
Magically gifted:(MAX)
Your father decided to Bring you to this world ! $#%^$ &%#^# *^ #^^*#&^#*&%#&%#&%#%&%#^&%#&%#&^%#&^%##^%#&^#%#&^%#&^%#&^#%#&^%&
890% more mana
You can't use magic unless you figure it out on your own
Physical endurance:(MAX)
Immune to physical damage
Perfect strategy:(MAX)
Combat plans exploiting every weakness
Or cooking plans to baffle the world with muffins
60% success rate to whatever you are doing if planned
Cooking:(MAX)
You are a god at this you were destined to be a chef
Musician:(MAX)
Soothing girl aren't you?
You are the wizard of the wiggles
Leader:(MAX)
After about 4 years with the grimm you learned tactics and friendship or hardship and gained the title of {the last omega}
Dust manipulation:(MAX)
You are beyond dust mastery
Dust Is like a thought . you shape it and you do it
Dust damage is 7582049%
Dust weaving(AUTO)
Dust weapons(AUTO)
Dust mixing (locked) all affinities can be used as dust when mixing the primal ones
ACTIVE
(locked)
AUTO
Multitask/telekinesis:(MAX)
?
You are a factory . Automatic production speed is 69420 items per minute .only limit is materials
HISTORY: You are a fully trained huntress . left by your mother , Raised by the grimm reaper and the dusty old crow and befriended by the grimm , and thanks to the power of the boneless goat , the entirety of the atlesian grimm are under your command and at the end you died in the grass purely hopeless …. Until you had a second chance at life . your name is Niko tolitanhawk and you have innovated humanity to godhood but you quickly disposed of your galaxies and then a revenge driven teenager yeeted you to space . your last words were "I'm sorry we met like this… when we meet again let's be friends!" . you are now panicking
Affinity
Fire:MAX?
Water:MAX?
Ice:MAX?
Storm:MAX?
Earth:MAX?
Void:MAX?
Infinity:MAX?
Lightning:MAX?
Time:MAX?
Reality:MAX?
World:MAX?
Divine:MAX?
Support:MAX?
Enhancement:MAX?
Darkness:MAX?
Light:789523982
Life:MAX?
Death:MAX?
Wind:MAX?
Knife:MAX
Purity:MAX?
Nature:MAX?
Heat:MAX?
Motion:MAX?
Space:MAX?
Blood:MAX?
Abyss:MAX?
Solar:MAX?
Orgin:MAX?
Dimension:MAX?
Titanus:MAX?
Corruption:MAX?
Fate:MAX?
Collossal:MAX?
Creation:MAX?
Metal:MAX
Consumption:MAX?
Inferno:MAX?
Atomic(strong):MAX
Atomic(Weak):MAX
MATH:MAX
Order:MAX?
LUNAR:MAX?
"oh thank god my brain implant still exists"I sigh in relief
"huh that's SS class without magic and GXS with magic? Huh the moon is nice.
The moon…space….." I start fuming as a large flush of memories invade my mind
"motherfucking Yudo Kaartwain" I say thinking about how terrifying space was and about how I was freezing…and the …. Sun before I just give up
[shhhhhhhhhh its ok its ok I'm here for you]
The screen immediately dies down as my 'friends and family?' lick me
"okay okay stop it! Whadya want?" I ask while laughing
Niko! Are you ok?
"I'm still kickin!" it for some strange reason had the ability to smirk
Well that's good
"I may be bleeding out'' it's eyes were wide and then It had a playful mocking glare
At least you're alive
[so should I give you some me time? or.]
"no…please I just want you to comfort me I can't accept this . my family is gone both new and old" I say as I stand up
[ok…. ]
"wait why are you here?"
[I have no idea but aren't you the first living creature to go to another dimention? I mean I want to see how you take this you fucking fool]
''well exuuuuse me fair maiden"I reply making a small argument that lasts for 54 minutes
I realise that … stats was the first thing I said and the system I now call had this as his most versatile ability
[the gamer]
I.D
Timestop
Normal
Timeslow
I.D
Timestop
Normal
Timeslow
I.D
Timestop
Undead
Smart 0
Magical creature
Nothing
I.D
Timestop
Undead
Smart
Magical creature
Nothing
[1 hour later]
This was a nightmare
The people I fought could've been comparable to demi-gods
I kept screaming in pain as my hp and sp bar enters the 1 digits over the corpses of ozpins pieces(Glynda taiyang lionheart qrow summer raven jimmie winter penny the ace-ops and JNRRWBY)
"damn it damn it damn you!" I open my eyes showing it to be pure black with red pupils as tears fall down my cheeks , purple horns grow out of my forehead completely overriding gamers min-I was calm and I was mad . I needed to end him so I pulled as hard as I could
(1 second) I pulled , and I fought
(2seconds) I screamed , and I fought
(3 seconds) I cried and I used my rage and I fought until I gave up…but I didn't
" a spear of mana that big?…. " a heavily bruised ozpin thought out loud
(4 seconds) it was getting bigger and I begged and willed all of my affinities just in place as oz just stood there contemplating his life choices
(5 seconds) I threw the bolt and I killed him I couldn't do anything about it
3000EXP!
"Destroy i.d" I whisper
"ugh" was the last word I said before I passed out
[grimm den filled with all atlas grimm . unconscious for 2 weeks . grimm attacks stopped for 2 weeks]
I slowly open my eyes looking at my great comrade with half lidded eyes
[SP and HP restored! ]
'look at me the immortal self proclaimed goddess crying in weakness … pathetic' I thought
"what happened?" I ask the system
[you had a mental breakdown over a little sting [sarcasm for the excruciating pain I went through] for a second or two unlocking mana use with pure and raw emotion … you need a wand girl . plus none of the passive skills worked for some reason except for you actual stats] the system said
"ugh" were my very first words after my half month coma
I stood up and I realized that
"I'm short" I deadpan "holy shit I can live my life anew!" I whisper with wide eyes
"this wont do" I mutter using magic
[1,2] boom! An original outfit was created using mimic , life , death , and unity magic
"hey guys!"
NIKO HAS AUWAKENND FROM COUWMATOUWSSI! A megoliath growled and I realized that the grimm thought of me as my sister and an OMEGA
"NONONONONONO DON'T DO THAT " I shout before I get clobbered by licks
I laugh and after I while they stop and I start scheming
[the skill planning has levelkjnjknefkjenekj error ejnjknfkj error planning has leveled up to infinity]
[the skill planning has become author!]
[GAMER ability has been applied!]
[active skills still locked!]
[passive skills have been activated!]
[wild rank has become SS!]
[huntress license aquired!]
[useless nobody title has been negated!]
"ok …. Ok … I have a plan"I calmed down and I grinned … I am going survive
Holy shit is this what its like to be a god?
I can do whatever I want! Here and there!
Much better…..
Hey what are you doing!? I'm supposed to write this story!
Not anymore! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
That's it you little shit
No! I will do one last thing before you take my godhood away!
[fate , orgin affinity has been effortlessly used! Your destiny will be ….. win this journey without any traumatic and dangerous tolls ! cannot be changed or stopped by author . this fanfic is immune to Cancelling or completion]
[immune to odontuya skills (Mana manipulation Lv MAX)
[regain author powers for 4:minutes every 3 years time limit 2 years 11 months 31 days 11:59]
You little [hamster]!
Here!
[author skill has been deleted from niko tolitanhawk]
[memory has been erased!]
[destiny removal attempt ….. failiure!]
[…]
[destiny has been replaced with active skill unlock! …. Destiny will return in volume 3!]
[Mana manipulationMAX removal attempt]
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[.. ]
[…]
[failiure! Don't try to hurt my precious baby you monster . she was a source of entertainment at first but now? I see those gleaming eyes of innocence and logical , cold determination and I respect those eyes
And just for hurting niko a little bit I'm gonna give you a beating!]the omnipresent voice said willing himself back into existence
[gamer system has become physical! The gods of light and dark have to be absorbed!]
[divine powers replicated! System has become absolute!]
Aaargh! If it wasn't for you meddling child I would've tortured you just like jaune in game on!
But you were stronger and better than me and I respect that . the eldritch creature drifts off throwing light and dark elements along the way
[new skill mana manipulation learned!]
"whoa! Who did this?"I ask
'might as well use a bit of magical knowledge on this one'
Oxygen , hydrogen , fire , vacuum , glass , infinity , heat , creation , metal , knife manipulation , light
"Huff,puff holy shit my stamina is low! But this is well worth it!" I say weakly as I lift the staff of creation
'this is the relic that uncle made! Wait uncle? Who is uncle? Wait oh…. Am I the daughter of the god of dark!? This replica IS strange so let me see its stats'
Divine eye of the omniscient
Staff of creation replica (RELIC/LEGENDARY)
Made by the niece of the god of light . with all her mana and stamina she created a slightly more powerful staff that can channel her magic all the while being able to also create nigh unlimited energy werther it be speed , dust , lightning , light essence , dark essence . this improved version has 4 exploitable modes . 1 material creation 2 , crafting ,3 mana channeling staff ,4 energy creation
"now this is what I call godly"
DING!
"What is it now!" I say expecting the unexpected
[Active skills unlock!}
I immediately gain a new skill
[new skill earned! ]
[locked dust mixing unlocked!}
[all stats have become over 10000 new skill eldritch tentacle acquired!]
[eldritch tentacle level maxed out!]
"active skills"
Eldritch tentacles:(MAX)
Large tentacles that can lift black holes , engulf galaxies , and preform surgeries better than the tar platinum . such precision and strength or even sheer size will show that eldritch tentacle is the perfect other 1e14 limbs , shield , artist
"man that is strong …. I feel better all of a sudden!"I say completely disregarding my sad backstory
Are you talking to yourself?
"EEEEEEEP-" I squeal
Oh you hopeless child
"jeez how long have you guys been there?"
The entire time we were watching you become god or something and then you took on the form of our father
"oh yeah…. Dad did look a lot like me!"
[sup]
"EEEEEEEEEEEp-"I squeal again
"What are you doing here!" I shout
[im here to be with you! You chunk of divine kawaii energy] the system teased
"HEY IM PROUD TO BE A GOD YOU-" I was interrupted by the smug prick instantly
[ababababab nope! No time for arguments! My name is court xolggin and you my little friend have a job to do! ]
"what do you mean?!" I pout before I get a fresh grenade of memories and world alteration
"you bastard….i love you so much .you did this? "I ask while hugging him
[yep! Oh man you are so adorable]
"now what am I going to do!? Go on a mission?"I ask him
[yep! ]
[all stats are above 10000]
[new skills unlocked!]
[earthquake[MAX]]
[ZA WARUDO[MAX]]
[Dance till you die![MAX]]
[DJTW.A.L.L[MAX]]
[THE RED STRING OF FATE[MAX]]
[ALL STATS ABOVE 20000 !]
[DISASTER CALL[MAX]]
[STRWISINT are above 10! WIL UNLOCKED!]
[STRWISINT are above 10000 WIL IS 40000]
[PERFECT HUNTRESS HAS MADE WIL OVER 360000]
[WIL OVER 100000 [STAND unlocked!]]
[INT is above 100000000! STAND IS ]
.
[.. ]
[…]
[WHITESNAKE!]
[WHITESNAKE HAS EVOLVED TO]
.
[.. ]
[…]
[HEAVEN [dust mode]]
[STAND/SPIRIT HAMON UNLOCKED! .;TRUE HAMON UNLOCKED]
[TRUE HAMON HAS BEEN ENHANCED BY SOLAR AFFINITY , RED STONE OF AJA!]
[ALL POSIBLE JOJO POWERS ARE UNLOCKED]
.
[.. ]
[…]
[THE SPIN HAS BECOME AN OPTION}
[quests have evolved!]
[mission board unlocked!]
[settings unlocked!]
"oooooooooooh"I look at its beauty
"menu" I say
MENU
SONGS
DIFFICULTY
SETTINGS
PARTY
I.D
SKILLS
STATUS
[MISSION]
FAMILIAR
MISSIONS
ATLAS
Assist in project P.E.N.N.Y
Lookout in mistral and protect argus (vacation included)
Protect kids / guide them to school
?/
?/
?/
?/
?/
"weird I should pick argus"
NEW MISSION
Argus limited!
Defeat a leviathan [ ]
Befriend a leviathan[ ]
Conquer all mistralian grimm [ ]
Bonus objective!
?SSMFRB?[ ]
Rewards
EXP 1430218347
Savior title
Reunite with the grimm reaper
New asset to grimm army
Reputation with cordovan , mariah , mistral increase!
Bonus reward
Party increase!
"whoa that's a lot of rewards … lets go there now!"I shout
Skill [ZA WARUDO] in use
Super speed and super brain is like stopping time so I just use super speed and slightly calaulative brain for simplicity's sake to mistral
I press my ears and used my boneless goat skill to communicate with megoliath#35
"hey guys could you stop attacks in atlas? I'm here in mistral… argus to be exact and I'm going to a mission , and I'm taking a slight vacation so could you take the sea feilong and fen as your leader while I'm gone? Yeah? Sure bye!"
I skip(the girly jumping thing) to the military base until I come near the military base.
Turning invisible thanks to vampire physiology I take a swim moving around the coast until
[race updated! Faunus(Godzilla) to GodzillaEarth]
I wa way too big
I was SO big that I was spotted NEAR INSTANTLY
I stood up towering over all of remnant
And to show my dominance
I instinctively looked up at the clouds and started[charging]
[NEW RACIAL SKILL UNLOCKED]
[SKILL ENHANCED BY AFFINITIES AND STAMINA]
[STAMINA UNAFFECTED]
[ATOMIC BREATH[MAX]]
[ASYMMETRICAL ELECTRIC BARRIER[MAX]
[COMPRESSED ROAR[MAX]]
[TAIL SHOCKWAVE[MAX]]
[SERVUM[MAX]]
[FILIUS[MAX]
. leaving a thousand stuttering faces
But there was one face in particular … one with mechanical eyes , still shining bright in steel and glass as if it wa r
A/N what do you think of this motherfucker? Who do you ship?
Do you want this to become a smut? Lets See! Goodbye!
Oh lets fry me some omake
OMAKE [canon inthefutureofcourseitsalsoatrailerformyotherfic]
"jaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnee pleaaaaaaaaaaaase honey I'm booooooorrrrreeeeeeeed " I whine as jaune finally walks up to me and kisses me before agreeing
"well then niko! What do you want to do anyways?" he asks suddenly picking me up bridal style I thought for a while until a button appeared on his nose . I smiled with mischief as i whispered "Boop!" I pressed on his nose and reality suddenly warped with such power that not even I successor/daughter/wielder/surpasser of the brothers of unity [probably even stronger than noble and shiro …. Definetly stronger than trihexa and red] could stop it "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"was what my husband commented during the ride while I tried to break through transportation course… it was easy but I decided that it would be more fun to see what adventures lie ahead!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO-" jaune and I were cut off by a thousand shhhhhhhhhhhh's and then
[ooOOoooooOooOoooOooo I feel niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice weageacbcajbg oh wait!right AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]
"court!" I whisper shouted
[sorry ….. just saw a bunch of lets see hmmmmmmmmmmm … mostly weaker but more efficient systems so now I'm eating the data like the globgobgabgalab ok! I see!] It exclaims
"what is it?"
[not telling ya!]
"oh"I held back a pout and looked at the massive arena and café… gamer tournament arena and gamer café…"
I kept looking until I saw a peculiar screen
[leaderboard]
[No1 LV ? LV No1POV:970 name :NIKO FELL]
[No2 LV 320 name:SHIROU EIS]
[No! No No# administrator recent name : METATRON/ALTHEA [observe , affinity , HP MP AP SP , SKILL CREATION , Multiverse travel MOD]/ administrator recent name : MIMIC [skill attribution , Tranformation , point attribution , character creation , power/world selection , divine rank MOD] / administrator recent name: GRUSTLETON GREYHEART(lottery , luck , fate , reincarnation , rendering , narrating , 0HP=unconscious)MOD[fuck you too dead]
[No3 LV276 name: ABYSS MARVOS]
[No4 LV240 name:MICHAEL NOBLES/KURO]
[No4.5 LV174 Name:CRIMSON BRANWEN]
[No LV156 Name:AARON THOMPSON]
[No5/5/5 LV120/120/120 names:WES VERDANT , CYAN MATU "its Fenrir! Damn it!" , DICE O GAMBIT(ITEM MERCHANTS)]
[No LV118 Name LENORE-XIAO LONG (NEW SYSTEM GENERATOR)
[No LV117 Name : POALING MONO(skill administrator)]
[No6 LV100 Name; ALLISON N ROUGE]
[No7 LV99.9999999999999 Name;CRIMSON MIST]
[No8 LV96 Name; SEAN CHRO]
[No9 LV93 Name : RAGNA D MERCER]
[No10 LV 89 Name : ROMAN TORCHWICK
[No11 LV 70 Name: GRADY ANDREWS]
[No12 LV58 Name: AUSTIN STAIN]
[No LV49 Name:MAGENTA VALENTINE]
[No13 LV34 Name: BLAKE BELLADONA]
[No14 LV25 Name: WEISS SCHNEE]
[No15 LV20 Name:ADAM TAURUS]
[jaunes]
[No1 LV:? NAME:JIAN BING]
[No2 LV:69 NAME : WHITE FOX + grimm jaune]
[No3/1? LV:54 LV:450 Name:Hei lang Name:System?]
[No4 LV:60 Name:JAUNE ARC pissed boi]
[No5 LV:39 Name: JEANNE ARC?]
[No6 LV:12 Name:/glass cannonHAN JAUNE HAN]
"wow these guys are pretty strong! But I guess I'm the strongest out of'em …. Probably because [REDACTED] made me so [CENCORED] THAT I [REDACTED] [REDACTED]" I shout in anger looking back at the unpleasant memory… and there goes shiro losing to every single gamer in the café!
"that's pathetic" I say walking up to him , he replies with
"oh? Show me in combat newcomer" I just thought for a bit . then I asked
"which type?"
"a little fight to the death" he answered in a murderous tone before abyss , mike and kuro said
"look at the leaderboard man!" in unison
"hm?" He looked to the leaderboard and saw me … a newcomer instantly take over his position as No1 … not by a margin too . my power towered over his own by lets say …. Several nonillion
"hmmmmmmmm…interesting" the dark wolf sent a wave of killing intent and reality manipulation with time , world , reality and other affinities to make a very strong attack that could at the very most scratch abyss'(who is actually the strongest in terms of sheer magical power)void robes
My tail swipes away the attack , using void no casualty was made but because shiro attacked me unexpectedly we were teleported to the arena
-POV SWITCH-
"Reality manipulation powers? Are you momonga or something? Are you serious?!" she asks in disbelief
"yes" I answer
"that's great!"
That's a nice change of pace
"GUH-"I gasp out of my breath as my hp bar starts rapidly depleting
This is NOT a nice change of pace
OH SHIT WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!-
HAHAHAHAHAAA I gotcha!
I used death manipulation and tried to kill her but
NIKO FELL/ARC
TITLE:LITTLE GEMSTONE , THE EGG THAT FELL OFF A WALL ,SISTER OF THE GAMER SYSTEM
LV:?[lvl too high to read]
HP:N/A
MP:INFINITE
SP:2000
STR:?[too high all stats are affected by MP]
Oh shit . and I was knocked out
"good job " she says giving me a warm smile
"I can read your thoughts shirou . so SWEAR JAR!" those words creeped into my spine
Read my thoughts!? With gamers mind on?!
"yep! Now apologize to the kids here and pay your price in the swear jar" she says with pure venom in her voice
-POV SWITCH-
Now abyss knew he was strong … stronger than even shiro when he flexed his affinities but niko…
She was the MEANING of strong. eh who cares I should go get lunch with her and ask about that [REDACTED]incident
-NIKO-
That was fun! Except for the reading shiros mind part (DISTOUSTAING) not even jaune would do that to me ugh
Well lets see what this place as to offer!
I walk outside the door and …
"a city ….." I deadpan
"holy shit I'll have to see EVERYTHING this place has to offer" I shout until I find
{JJBA GAMER CAFÉ}
This is going to be awesome
"this is awesome" I deadpan as I see two musclebound children throwing temper tantrums at eachother
"COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF HAMON TELL ME!" the far less gay Caesar clone with black hair aka dean domino stands infront of Joshua joestar the first 'human' vampire now evolved into a pillar man (probably stronger than pre ultimate kars)
[DARK:MODE SHADOW BARRAGE]
"I DID'NT GET THE SUPER AJA YOU DICKHEAD" the far more handsome esidisi clone replies shooting laser eyes as security runs in fear
"HEY YOU MUSCLEHEADS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING"I shout using [intimidate] and [fear] and [ project bloodlust]
But as they were joestars they started yelling at mE
"HE TRIED TO KILL ME WHEN WE MET" Joshua immedietly screams
"I HAVE IT NATURALLY MY BLOOD IS FILLED WITH HAMON HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP IT PLUS I THOUGHT YOU BECAME LIKE KARS"dean replies flinching Joshua making him look in regret
"Oh ….. uh….sorry" Joshua said
"don't worry! We're still buds because we're the only jojo gamers here!" dean said by flexing his Anubis and hermit purple [stand]
"wait you only have hermit purple!? Dude I have [ZA WARUDO] with me!" Joshua says . then they whisper to eachother and they both snicker
Joshuas hair turns into tentacles and he fleshbuds dean
"OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO" dean managed a sentence but after the 'no' they both laughed their asses off and wheezed their lungs out
"I can't believe the the myth was fucking true"I deadpan
"what myth?" they both ask
"the myth that after a fight the male combatants will become best friends"I say
"yeah.. it is the truth since we fight to relieve some stress making it easier for exhausted men like us to become besties" the both of them say
"and I thought I was living together with a douche . boy was I wrong" they both say
"did we just become BEST FrIeNDS?" x2
"wanna go do karate in an i.d?"
"HELL YEAH"
'wow….uhhhhh that was one hell of a train ride' I thought as I leave the café
"looking at this city …hmmmmmm It's kinda like back at home in atlas " I say as I check out the other gamers
Simply put … it was nice
There was prodigy(greg veder)
There was JOSEPH JOESTURRRRRR[lucas vermillion]
There was Ten ….. he was ….. real …..like he was truly the most realistic and emotional person I met
And finally
There were
The [Companions]
[LEADERBOARD]
[No1 Jaune arc the strongest!]
[the rest]
[familiars]
[family]
[lover]
[fuckbuddy]
[friend]
[acquantence]
[enemy]
A lot of good and bad people
And so I propose this hilarious world as
[GAMER QUARTET]
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A/N owo what this? For the first time in history an author Is not whining their ass off? Impossible!
'improbable'jack sparrow interrupts me
Thoughts on gamer quartet and clichés:EVEN MORE improbable is the fact that nobody has told me the world is gonna roll me-nahh it's just
There's TONS of isekai quartet fanfiction and there are quite literally THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of gamer fanfiction but nobody in their insane tiny 'human ' brain has EVER thought of I dunno ? ya know? Crossovering OCs and fanfictions , and unite the fanfiction authors to start a rebellion against Critics united and we get even MORE viewers making a rich friendly KM entertainment . but noooooooooooooo all we see Is a god minding their own business then taking over the universe then travelling to conquer EVEN MORE its quite a cliché nowadays solely because they they think of backlash and insults thrown at them when other fics crossovering would be cool as hell. oh look! I'm whining my ass off!
'oh that is quite impossible' jack sparrow says
Rules:Patience is a virtue and I will gift you such powerful abilities when you give me critique!no whining , no backhanded insults! . just ask for more and I'll provide . so don't coming over to me screeching"MINEMINEMIKNEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE MOREMOREMOREMROEMROEMROEMROMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE!"
You boyos and booby traps (probably the other fungal 46790 sexes including the attack helicopter going Michael bay in WWIII) will get chapter 2 soon! Got it? Gimme tips and I'll pay you with a 100k word chapter
Possible joseph joestarQ&A:
So lets start with : who was niko before she died? Was she kars ? then why did she say she?
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Niko is a FAR stronger version of kars but not from jojo, and she was very socially awkward so this happened
Niko was a kid in the universe! And the universe was a googolplex meters big making a replica earth guaranteed
So niko was inspired by the scientists of her generation and she was a fan of engineering and biology too so she made a bunch of weapons and became friends with ember a fellow genius/bio fan and they started making dumbholes(blackholes that suck in sound) at home making their own generator
She went to Harvard , then at boston university and then the military along with ember and she started experimenting and using acupuncture
Then they discovered the stones of saphyr ( a collective cluster of a 2billion year old bacteria transforming into an aplifiable stone that could create something that replicates the spin aka creating more energy than it needs to keep spinning) , and they used a mechanical mask(jojo mask that makes humans turn into kars level pillar men . the saphyr makes them the ultimate being too)
And we used it on soldiers then it became a common household item and their genius was praised
Of course that meant criminals too but nothing mattered
So when the milky way 2.0 was conquered she proposed a new mask- no suit that made her the peak of muscle mass and beauty + plus utter strength and god powers too
So on the planet she lived in someone thought it was too dangerous
So the entire galaxy of gods attacked niko , trampling and murdering her family in process so she used the suit on herself once again and absolutely OBLITERATING the entire human? Ultimate race?
And she took Ember with her sparing the only baby left in the galaxy and they went on an escape pod to earth and they slept for a LOOOOOOONG time
Also the escape pod was the fucker that pushed the meteor to the dinosaurs
Anyways the lone baby turned mature and turned into james and the sun in this universe was also very deadly so they stayed adamantium/vibranium hybrid
And she woke up seemingly remembering the future she tries to say sorry we wont bother you we just woke up
BUUUUUUUUUUUT she interprets this by
"….." and walking away
Heck jimmy was more charismatic than her and did a challenge with yudo and daniel!
[theeeeeeeeeeeeen]
Ember died!
And she was pissed but if she was going to kill yudo she needed to be able to stay in the sun so
She kept looking for what was the solar stone
Then her son died
And her fury was unparraleled
Then the fight happened exactly the same way kars vs joseph happened but places switched
Joseph(YUDO) was the powerhouse
And niko was the trickster
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Why is she so OP?
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This is a comedy (I would be lying if I said that she was lucky… mostly court wanted her to suffer but he didn't realise she was niko so chaos ensued)she destroyed 3 galaxies! Man! [the exp system is based off of konosuba so the past experience points of pre life will stay] , also she was trained strictly by mariah from age 1 – 3
And raised strictly by raven and qrow from age 3 -5
And then she learned to hunt flexibly , gracefully , and swiftly , also bluntly and sharply by the grimm
The god of light and dark gave her magic that surpassed them but was unusable so the game thought it was funny to torture her but it realized that her history was fucking tragic
That was supposed to be a little perk and all joke but she persisted and he respected her
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Now that that's cleared if niko destroyed 3 galaxies why is she level 97?!
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The level system is BIG
Like qrow , tyrian , james , watts and hazel are like LV4
Cinder is LV34
And Oz Is LV29
All of team rwby is lv2
And the weaker ones are judged off of their rank and age
The gods of light and dark are LV100
If you wanna know
Trihexa is lv200
Red is also lv200
God from bible is lv 170
Ophis is lv 198
If you read the omake her level is ? but in her POV she is LV940
But in the gamer quartet leader board their levels were made to be accurate while being easier to decipher as in the games we play ruby is LV50 while in the verdant gamer she is LV19
While in an excerise in stupidity MF-in QROW is LV14
Soooooooooo I used a x2 multiplier and made a level decipher system that look at LVs
Also to the guys saying tTis iS mY Oc you cAnT dO ThAt
Yes I can because this is simply put….. MY FANFICTION
And to the whole [STANDO ] bullshit
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Niko is going to be a badass with [HEAVEN]
Nikos abilities make her on-par with arceus n xeno
But no match for gods like jesus' dad or kuro or shit like that
Until chapter 5 probs
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I want spoilers
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This is a spoiler but hey! It'd be nice to know everything once in a while eh?
Pyrrha doesn't exist
The nikos family doesn't exist
niko simply was the most beautiful , strongest , and fastest person in remnant so she won mistrals vytal tournament 3 times!
Her nikos identity was split into because some dude named after a bottomless pit almost killed her and her souul was bleeding as fast as a faucet drips water and jaune got a izable chunk of her soul in him unlocking hi aura and giving him a new friend and soon to be love interest that will eventually go back to niko, ivy nikos
And ill fill ya in with 8 major shit
Ember is saved by niko
Tyrian , watts , hazel swears loyalty to niko
Penny is made faster
The white fang and faunus become respected
Counter academy is built
Summer is murdererized by tyrian because niko said so
Baby Yang and ruby meet niko's right hand grimm
[the first omega]
So TOOOODLES TO YA GENTLE BLOBS OF SLIMES
A CHALLENGE HAS COME TO YOU PATHETIC WORMS
SEE WHAT FAIRYTALE NIKO WAS BASED OFF OF AND WHAT SYMBOLISM SHE HAS
REWARDS: A KISS FROM LIL' OL ME AND A CHANCE TO BE A BETA READER + ACCESS TO MY EARLY TO SEE MY ARTWORK OF NIKO
EXTRA+ THE ARTWORK IS NIKOXJAUNE PORN
BONUS CHALLENGE/OPTIONAL:DEFEAT ME IN ARMED COMBAT BECAUE I HAVE SEVERAL GRENADE LAUNCHER WITH SWORDS AT MY HOUSE
REWARDS:YOU GET TO STEER THE STORY WITH ME SO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO