Okay so. We boutta start this duel. This bitch wont even know what hit him. Yuya Sakaki? The protagonist of Arc-V? Pssshhhh yeah right. Im gonna take this bitch's spot. Make ME the protagonist! The Vagabond is the greatest! …And y'all know it. So we start this duel and I already hate my partner. Yeah it's a tag duel. Lame af. I don't need no partner, I'm The Vagabond! The greatest duelist! So my partner, Dong, is the worst. He sucks a lotta dick ya know? He is totally gay. Look at him. So we start this duel and yuya does his thing.
"Ladies and Gentleman!" he yells in his strong Japanese accent.
Gentleman? 'man'? Just one? Okay Yuya. So he goes first. Sets some shit and ends his turn. Then I go. Silent as ever. I summon my monster. Yuya looks scared and he better be. I throw down my face downs and attack. I obliterate his monster. That bitch is dead. His partner goes. The girl is really bad at yugioh. She just sets and ends her turn. Then Dong goes. And his voice. Ugh. Disgusting. And he takes his sweeeeet time playing his cards. Like he takes FOREVER. And im so close to just pressing tab and turboing this bitch. I hate him even more. And he eventually ends his turn. FINALLY. Yuyas next. He goes. And from the look on his face I knew that he knew that the end was near. He sets. And ends. My turn. And I wont bore you with anymore of this duel. The point is that in a few short turns I won. Yuya falls to the floor. He puts his goggles over his eyes. The bitch is gonna cry. The random girl runs away. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN BITCH. Dong takes pity on the crying child. Though he shouldn't. while he was comforting yuya I walked off. The Vagabond aint got time for those pussies. Dong looks at me.
"Hey where are you going?" he asks.
I stop for a second. And then I keep walking dramatically into the sunset.
THE END.