A/N: I am so sorry for this. I need help.
(I write this because my friend promised me I can eat some sweet, sweet sodium chloride. I love table salt.)
Team RWBY was walking through a forest. Suddenly there was a lone howl. Beowolves.
Now they were surrounded and Ruby yelled out "Bumblebee!" Yang and Blake performed their attack, defeating the last of the Beowolves.
"Good job Team RWBY" the team leader yelled.
All of a sudden, Yang climbed onto Blake's shoulders. "Go, go, BUMBLEBEE!!" She yelled and slapped Blake's butt.
Blake lurched forward into a strange gait that looked like a combination of a skip, hop and limp. Yang slapped her butt again every few steps as the duo traversed the forest.
"Yang?" Ruby moved to follow them, but Weiss grabbed the leader's wrist. "Weiss? What is it?" She asked.
Weiss shook her head. "Ruby. Don't. Just don't." The heiress told her, looking pained as Yang and Blake finally vanished from view.
"Why?"
Weiss gave a violent exhale. "You want a cookie?" She deflected. Ruby's eyes lit up
"Yes! YesyesyesyesyesYES!" She screeched, hopping from foot to foot in excitement.
"I'll give it to you if you can beat me in a race back to the dorm!" Weiss offered.
Ruby vanished, a few rose petals taking her place.
"Oh thank Dust..." She pinched her nose.
She had no idea what on Remnant Blake and Yang were doing. But she didn't want to know.
A few weeks later, Teams RWBY and SSSN were walking in Vale, just hanging out.
"And we were surrounded - Grimm EVERYWHERE!" Neptune exclaimed to Weiss, who smiled.
Suddenly, a cry split the air. Yang was yelling "Go, go, BUMBLEBEE!" And climbing onto Blake's shoulders. Again.
As the two continued on their way, Sun looked to Weiss for an explanation.
"I don't know, you dolt." Was all she could say.
A/N: As I have already stated. I need help.
This was inspired by a random discussion about how Bumblebee is all Yang's Bike, the ship and the team attack.
I think this is my last shitpost for a bit. If you have any prompts, review or PM me them.