Camp Half-Blood Chat-The Group Description

Disclaimer: NOTHING belongs to me. PJO and HoO belong to Rick Riordan.

A/N: This is just something that popped into my head. Basically this is how I imagine a Camp Half-Blood group chat would be like if demigods had phones. Don't know if this has been done before. Completely random idea I had. Not a story.

_(This is a Random Idea)_

Super-Sized McShizzle: I AM THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE ARGO II

Nico: Leo go find something to occupy yourself instead of annoying everyone on the chat

Super Sized McShizzle: NEVER

Annabeth: Leo, stop it or I'll remove you

Super-Sized McShizzle: NO! YOU CANNOT REMOVE ME!

Annabeth: Leo, this is your last warning

Super-Sized McShizzle changed the group description.

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Annabeth: That's it, I'm removing you

Annabeth removed Super-Sized McShizzle

Clarisse: Yes! You finally kicked him out

Connor: What did Leo do?

Annabeth: Just look at the group description

Travis: That's something

Connor: Only Leo

Travis: Would do

Clarisse: Why would he change it to that

Annabeth: Because that's Leo

Percy: What happened?

Clarisse: Leo changed the group description so it says ALL DA LADIES ON THIS CHAT LUV LEO

Annabeth changed the group description.

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Percy: Wise Girl?

Annabeth: What?

Percy: Is there a reason the description says ANNABETH + PERCY NEED TO GET A ROOM

Clarisse: He must have rigged it so we can't change it back

Annabeth: Someone else try changing it

Clarisse changed the group description.

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Percy: Lol

Clarisse: What?

Connor: I'm not telling her

Clarisse: Tell me what?

Annabeth: The description says OWNER OF LAMER IS A MORON

Clarisse: I'M GOING TO MURDER THAT PUNK

Percy: Wonder what it'll say for me

Percy changed the group description.

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Percy: It's different for me

Annabeth: Did Leo seriously put it to show different messages for everyone

Connor: It's a

Travis: Cute message

Clarisse: Yeah cos WISE GIRL + SEAWEED BRAIN NEED TO GET A ROOM is a cute description

Connor: Is she

Travis: Being

Connor: Sarcastic?

Travis: We

Connor: Can't

Travis: Tell

Nico: Now I wanna see what it says for me

Nico changed the group description.

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Nico: Why

Annabeth: Why what?

Nico: It says SOLANGELO IS A THING PEOPLE

Percy: You can't deny it though

Clarisse: It is a fact of life

Nico: Why do I put up with you people

Nico left

Clarisse: Annabeth got any ideas on how to fix it?

Annabeth: I have one

Percy: NO! It's hilarious

Annabeth: Percy

Percy: Yeah

Annabeth: If you think it's hilarious then I'll kill you

Percy: It's not hilarious

Annabeth: Glad you think so

Clarisse: What's your idea

Annabeth: You'll see

Annabeth added Super-Sized McShizzle

Super-Sized McShizzle: Ahah! You have come grovelling at my feet!

Annabeth: No we haven't

Super-Sized McShizzle: If you want me to fix it YOU SHALL GROVEL

Clarisse: Not likely punk

Super-Sized McShizzle: Did you like your specifically tailored messages

Clarisse: I'm gonna kill you tonight punk

Super-Sized McShizzle: Why tonight?

Clarisse: We have capture the flag

Super-Sized McShizzle: But our cabins have an alliance

Clarisse: I'm still going to kill you

Annabeth: Leo I'm going to ask you nicely to fix the description

Super-Sized McShizzle: You'll have to beg me to mwahahahaha

Annabeth: Then I'm forced to do this to you

Super-Sized McShizzle: Do what?

Annabeth added Calypso

Super-Sized McShizzle: NO YOU DIDN'T

Calypso: What's going on?

Annabeth: Your boyfriend has messed with the description can you tell him to fix it

Super-Sized McShizzle left

Annabeth added Super-Sized McShizzle

Super-Sized McShizzle: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Calypso: Fix it now

Super-Sized McShizzle: Okay, okay

Annabeth: Hurry up Leo

Super-Sized McShizzle: It's done okay!

Annabeth: Thanks Calypso

Calypso: No problem

Calypso left

Annabeth removed Super-Sized McShizzle

Percy: Wise Girl that was amazing

Annabeth: The description is back to normal

Percy: Now it just reads Welcome to the Camp Half-Blood group chat for Greek demigods talk about boring

Annabeth: Percy

Percy: I mean amazing!

Annabeth: Of course you do

Clarisse: Who wants to spar me in the arena?

Percy: ME

Clarisse: It's on punk

A/N: So? What do you think? Is it good?

I should probably update my story. Will probably do that tomorrow or the day after.