John Phoenix who is now ten minutes old was going home from school when the World Record Police stopped him and said
"You are under arrest for World Record fraud"
You see John Phoenix claimed to be the person who sung the whole alphabet song the fastest at only five minutes into life but there was an error at the end so it didn't count
John Phoenix shouted Objection! I can still get the record by doing it at only ten minutes old!
So he started singing again.
"A" he sang again
To be continued