Okay, so this is my first story. So bear with me here. This is kind of my guinea pig, to see how this works. Support would be much appreciated, but I really would like to know what you think.

Anyways, I don't know if this really counts as fanfic, but here's my take on Jiraiya's training.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto (obvi)

"AAAAAAAH!" Naruto screamed as he fell down, down, down, into the random hole in the ground (where did that come from?) that Jiraya had ever-so-kindly pushed him into. Stupid pervy sage. Retreating into his mind, he searched out for the "Other Chakra", the chakra of the Nine-Tailed Fox.

Pushing himself off the ground of his new surroundings. He was in... a sewer. Why was his mind a sewer? Maybe it's because of all the peeking he does in the bathhouses. Anyways, pushing himself off the ground, he not so stealthily made his way towards the huge gates practically overflowing with chakra.

"Hello, Naruto." A snarling voice ground out.

"Um. How do you know my name?" Naruto questioned, momentarily forgetting his fear.

"I live inside you kid." Naruto considered this for a moment, then remembered why he was here.

"So, foxy, I need-"

"No. Not foxy. Never foxy. Never. Again. Do you understand?" The demon's eyes had widened at the nickname. Just thinking about being called that made him shudder. Imagine if the other tails could see me now. I'd never hear the end of it. "What do you want?"

"Oh, yeah! I need your chakra, so I can summon a toad, and be better than Sasuke-teme! And also not die."

... god, this kid is annoying. Kyuubi thought, listening to him rant about "Sasuke-teme."

"So can I have it? I'm about to die if you haven't noticed."

"Yeah, yeah, take it." The flame-colored chakra surrounded Naruto, and he was pulled back to the real world, the chakra visibly flickering around him.

"Ninja Summoning Art!" He yelled, making the hand signs before thrusting his hand out in front of him. A couple of seconds later, he collided with a giant... toad? "I did it!" He yelled, just as his feet slid out from under him. "AHH!" He frantically grasped at the shirt that the toad was for some reason wearing. Why does a toad need clothes? He faintly wondered. Just as he was about to fall off, he grabbed the very edge of the shirt, pulling himself up to the top, where he lay, panting.

"JIIIIRRRRRAAAAIIIYYYYAAAA!" The toad bellowed, making Naruto jump to his feet in shock, and almost deafening anyone in the vicinity. Jiraiya hid behind a tree. (u scared Jiraiya?)

With Kakashi and Sasuke

"Chidori!" Sasuke yelled, running towards the training post with a ball of lightning on his arm. Kakashi half-watched from the side, hands in his pockets, his Icha Icha under his nose. The crackling of the Chidori piercing the noises of the forest.

"JIIIIRRRRRAAAAIIIYYYYAAAA!" A shout disturbed the peace of the training ground. Sasuke, startled by the noise, stumbled in his charge. The chakra in his hand hit the ground under his hand and fizzled out. Sasuke looked up with murder written on his face, while Kakashi looked mildly concerned. "Gamabunta?" Kakashi thought.

Grabbing Sasuke, he shunshined them both in the direction of the noise, and they disappeared. Arriving at the scene, they both looked towards the ditch in the ground (which again, wasn't there before) and barely had time to react before a giant red frog leaped out and over them. Naruto, hanging off of its back, was yelling wildly as he flapped about, barely keeping from falling off. As the frog bounded off into the distance, Sasuke glared at Kakashi.

"Why can't you teach me that!" Sasuke exploded. "Why is he summoning battle frogs, and I'm playing with electricity! I. AM. AN. AVENGER!"

Back with Naruto

"GAAAAAAH!" Naruto yelled, clinging onto the frog. Jiraiya watched from a distance, giggling. No, not watching Naruto. He was back to peeking at girls, while Naruto was clinging to Gamabunta, who was jumping around like a bucking bull. I'm a great teacher.