A/N- I don't know guys, I've just been obsessed with Dabi lately. Maybe it's because we have a pretty important moment with him coming up in the anime. OH SHIT THE NEW EPISODE COMES OUT TODAY

But I can't watch it yet cuz we don't have Hulu and it's only on premium for VRV and Crunchyroll :(

Anyway, here we goooooooooooooooo

Dwayne: Kirishima

Danky: Kaminari

LordExplosionMurder: Bakugo

XenomorphQueen: Mina

TAPE: Sero

Tea: Ochako

MOMo: Momo

Toadoroki: Todoroki

Iida: Iida

Dabicus: Dabi

Chapstick: Shigaraki

Yandere-chan: Toga

FriedChicken: it's a secret for now, but you can probably guess lol

SmallMight: Deku

It'sNotAPhase: Jirou

Froppy: Tsuyu

^TWilnke^: Aoyama

ThotsAreWelcomeHere: Mineta

AnimalCrossing: Koda

Armstrong: Shouji

MadBanquetofDarkness: Tokoyami

Ojiro: Ojiro

SugarDaddy: Sato

I'mWATCHINGYou: Hagakure

Disclaimer: Don't own it. If I did, BNHA would probably suck tbh

Chapter One

Dwaynd: yo

Dwayne: what's up

Dwayne: im boreddd

Danky: ikr

Danky: there's like nothing to do other than hw

Danky: yeah... this group chat's been dead for so long tho lol

Danky: yeah i guess everyone turned notifications off cuz we were spamming memes

Danky: and they all forgot about it

Danky: this isn't fun when it's just the 2 of us

Danky: PEEPOS OF CLASS A, I SUMMON YOU

TAPE: you called?

Danky: that was fast

Dwayne: hey wheres bakubro

LordExplosionMurder: tf do u want

Dwayne: hey now almost the whole squad's here

Danky: yay

Tea: hello

Danky: konichiwa

Dwayne: bro. do you realize what u just did?

Danky: ?

Dwayne: we are in japan. however, this fanfic was written in English, because the author is a failure of a weeb who doesn't have the willpower to learn Japanese. therefore, it is assumed that we are speaking Japanese, but you said konichiwa, which is a Japanese word. THIS IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX IF I EVER SAW ONE

XenomorphQueen: dude wtf

LordExplosionMurder: I'm not even going to fucking try to understand that shit

Toadoroki: what is going on here

Danky: lol

Danky: 'toadoroki'

Danky: haha

Toadoroki: actually it was a typo but i decided to leave it how it was and hope nobody noticed

Danky: bro of course we noticed

Toadoroki: *sigh*

Danky: hey do u mind if i add someone to the chat

Dwayne: who is it?

Danky: someone i know from reddit lol

XenomorphQueen: go ahead lol

Danky: ok lol

Danky has added Dabicus to the chat

Dabicus: uh

Dabicus: hello lol

XenomorphQueen: yo

Dabicus: who even are all u ppl

Dabicus: i honestly have no idea

Danky: uh

Danky: oops i guess i forgot to tell u lol

Danky: this is class 1-A's groupchat

Danky: welcome aboard

Dabicus: WAIT WHAT

Dabicus: REALLy

Toadoroki: yeah

Dabicus: 'toadoroki'

Dabicus: im assuming ur todoroki

Toadoroki: how did u know my name

Dabicus: i watched the sports festival

Toadoroki: ah

XenomorphQueen: let's have him (her?) guess who everyone is

Dabicus: i am indeed a boy

Dabicus: uh

Dabicus: i have no idea for most of u honestly

Dabicus: i know who danky is

Dabicus: is dwayne that kid with the red hair who's a rock

Dwayne: yup lol

Tea: what's going on here?

Dabicus: idk

Dabicus: ur meme friend added me to ur chat

Tea: lol i assume ur talking about kaminari

Dabicus: yah

Iida: I will have to request that nobody add any more people we don't know to this chat

MOMo: i second that

MOMo: i wouldn't have a problem with it if this were another chat, but this chat is supposed to be exclusively for class A

Dabicus: aw but i wanna stay

MOMo: you can stay

MOMo: just no more adding random reddit people to that chat

Danki: ...

Danki: Okay boomer

Dwayne: YOU DID NOT

XenomorphQueen: WHAT THE FRICKIN' FRICKITY FRICK FRACK DID YOU JUST SAY LOL

LordExplosionMurder: ha

MOMo: ?

Danki: exactly

Tea: *facepalm*

MOMo: I'm afraid I don't quite understand

Dabicus: are you the sophisticated one who can make things

MOMo: i suppose that's one way to put it

Dabicus: thought so

Dabicus: *thot so

Tea: I'm sorry what

Tea: yao-momo is literally the least likely in our class to be a thot

Dabicus: sorry i couldn't resist

SmallMight: hello?

SmallMight: i haven't been on this chat in forever

SmallMight: what's going on

SmallMight: who is dabicus

Danki: idk his real name but i met him on reddit and added him to the chat

SmallMight: that sounds kinda irresponsible

SmallMight: what if he steals our livers

Dabicus: honestly i wouldn't put it past me

Dabicus: I've done some crazy shit

Dabicus: your livers are not safe

Dwayne: fuck

Dwayne: denki you've added a serial killer to our chat

Danki: lol

Danki: wait r u even joking lol

Dwayne: yes lol

Dwayne: u do have some pretty strange friends tho lol

LordExplosionMurder: pikachu doesn't have friends you dumb fuck

Dwayne: OOF

Danki: OOF

XenomorphQueen: OOF

Toadoroki: should i get some ice for that burn?

Dabicus: is kingexplosionmurder the angry blonde guy who yells at everyone

Dwayne: yes

KingExplosionMurder: ex-fucking-cuse me?

Dwayne: it's true, u can't deny it lol

KingExplosionMurder: fuck off

Tea: lol

Tea: so, um, dabicus, tell us a bit about yourself

Tea: i feel a bit awkward not knowing anything about you lol

Dabicus: uh

Dabicus: i can be super edgy sometimes so watch out

Dabicus: i have younger siblings

Dabicus: the youngest one is a literal toad

Dabicus: im like twenty ish

Dabicus: and i enjoy memes when im in a good mood

Dabicus: which is about once a month or so

Dwayne: okay lol

Dwayne: 'twenty-ish'

Dabicus: honestly i lost track of my age

Dabicus: im younger than 25 tho

Dabicus: but older than 20

XenomorphQueen: who loses track of their age lol

XenomophQueen: other than my grandpa

Dabicus: i take great offense at that

Dabicus: age is just a number

Danky: u know what else is a number

Dabicus: 911

Danky: u ruined my moment

Dabicus: haha

Dabicus: loser

Dabicus: y'all r first years right

Tea: yes

Dabicus: so ur like 15 or so

Dabicus: which means I'm the oldest one here

Dabicus: ha

Dabicus: i have authority

Danky: mega oof

Toadoroki: if you're sad and you know it clap your hands. If you're sad and you know it clap your hands. If you're stressy and depressy and your life is kinda messy if you're sad and you know it clap your hands

Dabicus: are you okay? I'm concerned

Dabicus: I'll add some friends to the chat to cheer you up

Danky: wAIT no iida will kill you

Dabicus had added Chapstick, Yandere-chan, and FriedChicken to the chat

FriedChicken: yooooo

FriedChicken: this is legit awesome

Chapstick: how did you-

Chapstick: im giving u a pay raise

Dabicus: u don't pay me anyway

Yandere-chan: is this class A?!

Dabicus: yandere-chan, don't go crazy fangirling

Dabicus: actually she's probably going to ruin everything

Dabicus: with her annoying-ness

Dabicus has removed yandere-chan from the chat

Chapstick: good

FriedChicken: lmao

FriedChicken: we're on class a's group chat

FriedChicken: how tf did this happen

Dabicus: uh

Dabicus: i had a reddit friend

Dabicus: and he added me

Chapstick: u had a 'friend' from class A and u didn't think to tell any of us

Dabicus: why tf should i have told u

MOMo: i thought we agreed not to add any more strangers to this chat

Dabicus: *shrug*

Chapstick: shit

Chapstick: i accidentally broke part of my phone

Dabicus: lmao again

SmallMight: ?

Dabicus: it's his quirk

Dabicus: it causes him to accidentally break things a lot

SmallMight: oh

Toadoroki: who and why is chapstick

Dabicus: I've been asking myself that question for years bro

Chapstick: we haven't even known each other for years you idiot

Toadoroki: im not ur bro

Dabicus: that's right

Dabicus: im not

Toadoroki: ...okay

Toadoroki: everyone on here is too weird for me

Toadoroki: toadoroki out

Dabicus: well fine

Dabicus: be like that then

Danky: lol

A/N- i need more sleep